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 flaming_ass_packet writes "Bad Company 2 is an amalgamation of suck and fail developed by a team of homeless koreans from some country nobody gives a fuck about (probably china). Noobs will swear to you about it being a good game, but trust me when i tell you its not. here's why..."
| | | | | | | | LIZARDMAN writes "Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is probably one of the greatest additions to the Battlefield series yet. It takes all of the shit from the first Bad Company and patches it up. Read to find about my review for this game."
| | | | | | | | The fucking FOV in this game is so fucking small that the game is unplayable. It makes the default FOV in Bad Company 2 looks absolutely huge. The game literally looks like you are zoomed in with a 100x scope the entire time. Way to fucking suck ass Raven.
0/10 until the problem gets fixed
| | | | | | | | phoenix6061 writes "Considering my last review of that terrible pile of nignog: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky, I have beaten CoP once when it was first released and am playing it again, to my surprise it is a pretty good game. "
| | | | | | | | The Russians are at it again trying to make video games but this time it's from some of the guys who developed Stalker. Now, this is a fucking bad sign because Stalker was a huge bug-ridden piece of shit and the developers each should have been forced to swallow a full cum load from an elephant for that travesty. However, this game isn't that bad even if it can be fucking annoying at times and the graphics are pretty bitchin. So this is a survival-horror first person shooter which takes place in the subways of Moscow because of some bullshit happening on the Earth.
| | | | | | | | The first major problem with this turd..It should be called Aliens Versus Predator 3. What the hell are these developers thinking. It's not hard to fucking count...there was two previous games before this one..making this the third. Notice how Doom 3 was a remake of the first game but still named Doom 3? Yeah, because it wasn't developed by fucking retards. Anyways, the original develops of the classic game come out with a new rendition of it, and despite all the bullshit reviews out there, this game is worse than shitting out a turd filled with razor blades. I'm pretty sure I vomited blood after playing this pile of crap.
| | | | | | | | Let's get one thing straight...Bioshock didn't need a fucking sequel but every developer now just wants to keep making sequel after sequel to pump more money out of people. So with the first Bioshock we got some great art design with the retro 1960s look, mixed with light elements of RPG, great story, interesting dialog and many other redeeming qualities which makes it a game that I find memorable and quite enjoyable. Well they seemed to have fucked all that up in this game which makes my dick hurt. The game is pretty much exactly the same in almost all respects and doesn't offer enough innovation, while they botch certain parts. It's still a good experience overall but they should really call this game Bioshock 1.5.
| | | | | | | | Holy Shit. After the shitfest that was Serious Sam 2...I thought they were going to take this game and fucking butcher it to look like the bloody tampon that the second game looks like. HOWEVER! They kept everything the same and just made new models and textures for the game...and it looks fucking gorgeous. Still the same kick ass gameplay from Serious Sam but now it doesn't look like an old piece of shit...but a brand new game.
| | | | | | | | puk writes "A while back I did a review of Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2 which most of the people here found to be a pretty good review, yet has a current rating of 1.69 and 75 votes (*cough* Captain). In that review I explicitly stated that I was only reviewing the single player campaign. Here I will give a brief overview of the co-operative(ish) campaign, called Special Ops, as a lot of what I want to say about the game I have already covered in the original article"
| | | | | | | | Now everyone knows I'm a huge fan of the original painkiller as it was a fucking killfest with awesome artwork and weapons. However, they sold the name off to random developers and are constantly making diarrhea with this game. Now another fucking Painkiller game comes out and I'm two seconds from killing myself over what a piece of shit it is. Some game developers got together to make this game which basically should be a free mod for the game, that should have been released fucking 4 years ago. This is an absolute disgrace to the painkiller name, but then again, what hasn't been since the original game?
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