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 Blood Dragon is a standalone expansion for Far Cry 3 which basically makes the game an 80s retro-futuristic joke. It is pretty fucking hilarious and the characters and world are 100 times more interesting than the ones in Far Cry 3, except for maybe that Mexican guy you fight in that stupid dream sequence. Anyways, basically they gave Far Cry 3 a new skin, and while a great idea, reskinning something that is mediocre, still gives you something that is mediocre.
| | | | | | | | Irrational Games has released the next Bioshock title (they didn't release that sub-par mediocrity that was Bioshock 2) and well, I'm actually impressed. I went in expecting complete casual console Call of Duty bullshit and while there is a hint of that, the game as a whole is vastly satisfying, visually appealing and Elizabeth's face gives me a giant erection. I would like to stuff my cock between her tits in that dress and cum up her neck. But anyways, they did a pretty fucking good job with this game and it was quite enjoyable. Read on for details cocksuckers!
| | | | | | | | Holy shit, I feel like its back in the old days when they pushed graphics and nothing fucking else about the game. Crysis is back, unfortunately, and what started out as an awesome game (Crysis 1) turned swiftly into a pile of garbage worse than the rotting corpses of the newton school children. Crysis 3 is basically Crysis 2 all over again, but this time with a fucking BOW...not just any fucking bow, but A NANOTECH MAXIMUM BOW. Anyways, EA and Crytek have officially put this franchise into the grave with another mediocre pile of garbage. Click the Read More button, you asshole.
| | | | | | | | This game took six years to developer and it is the WORST FUCKING GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. It is fucking Call of Duty with the occasional alien thrown in just to fucking remind you this isn't Call of Duty. This game sucks the fuck big time. Here I was hoping for a return to the days of AVP and AVP2 with the absolutely awesome combat and scary atmosphere, but instead I get the afterbirth from Gearbox after they had Borderlands 2. WELL PLACENTA FUCKING SUCKS AND SO DOES THIS GAME. Just how absolutely fucking awful is this game? Click that tiny little Read More button and find the fuck out.
| | | | | | | | thetallguy writes "Nobody reviewed this game, so I think I should....."
| | | | | | | | Again, another game which isn't terrible but is being WAY overrated by all the faggy mainstream websites out there. Far Cry 2 was fucking ABYSMAL in every respect as it was nothing but brown and repeating the same tasks over and over again. This is the same fucking thing again, but much more refined, more enjoyable but still repetitive. I think they design these games for kids with autism who enjoy repeating the same task OVER and over. Me? I get fucking BORED. The game needs to provide enough variety or a great narrative to continue the story along. This game has some variety but a fucking TERRIBLE narrative and is plagued by Call of Duty bulllshit.
| | | | | | | | HOLY FUCKING FART DICKS, what the fuck is with all the terrible rip offs coming out lately? First it was Doom 3: BFG which was nothing more than a shittier looking version of Doom 3 re-released because Id Software is running out of cash after the bomb that was Rage. Now someone came out with a remake of Painkiller in HD, and I was thinking...holy shit awesome! I love Painkiller and would love to play the game again except with better graphics. Except this is a fucking lie. Read on and I will explain how this game is nothing but a pile of donkey farts being re-released so that someone can make a quick buck off of idiots who don't read my site.
| | | | | | | | thetallguy writes "The next shitty installment in the CoD series...."
| | | | | | | | k4rl writes "343 Studios finally fucking releases the long awaited Halo 4 --perfect timing too, as I (and probably half the nation) can give two shits at this point about Obama's victory and are sick and tired of fucking politics. Halo 4 is sufficiently drowning out the pathetic world I live in, and I love every second of it."
| | | | | | | | DO NOT FUCKING BUY THIS RIP OFF. They should call it Doom 3: Fuck you in the ass edition because this is the biggest rip off ever known to man. I have no doubt in my mind that ID Software is desperate for cash after the huge fucking bomb that was Rage, coupled with the fact that Bethesda is one of the worst money sucking publishers in existence. Read my fucking review to learn what you get in this SHIT BOX DELUXE.
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