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 Let's get one thing straight...Bioshock didn't need a fucking sequel but every developer now just wants to keep making sequel after sequel to pump more money out of people. So with the first Bioshock we got some great art design with the retro 1960s look, mixed with light elements of RPG, great story, interesting dialog and many other redeeming qualities which makes it a game that I find memorable and quite enjoyable. Well they seemed to have fucked all that up in this game which makes my dick hurt. The game is pretty much exactly the same in almost all respects and doesn't offer enough innovation, while they botch certain parts. It's still a good experience overall but they should really call this game Bioshock 1.5.
| | | | | | | | Holy Shit. After the shitfest that was Serious Sam 2...I thought they were going to take this game and fucking butcher it to look like the bloody tampon that the second game looks like. HOWEVER! They kept everything the same and just made new models and textures for the game...and it looks fucking gorgeous. Still the same kick ass gameplay from Serious Sam but now it doesn't look like an old piece of shit...but a brand new game.
| | | | | | | | puk writes "A while back I did a review of Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2 which most of the people here found to be a pretty good review, yet has a current rating of 1.69 and 75 votes (*cough* Captain). In that review I explicitly stated that I was only reviewing the single player campaign. Here I will give a brief overview of the co-operative(ish) campaign, called Special Ops, as a lot of what I want to say about the game I have already covered in the original article"
| | | | | | | | Now everyone knows I'm a huge fan of the original painkiller as it was a fucking killfest with awesome artwork and weapons. However, they sold the name off to random developers and are constantly making diarrhea with this game. Now another fucking Painkiller game comes out and I'm two seconds from killing myself over what a piece of shit it is. Some game developers got together to make this game which basically should be a free mod for the game, that should have been released fucking 4 years ago. This is an absolute disgrace to the painkiller name, but then again, what hasn't been since the original game?
| | | | | | | | They should rename this game Operation Fecal Matter. This game is a shit tank version of a sequel and it pretty much is a huge disappointment all around. Now, I loved Operation Flashpoint...it was challenging, fun, great multiplayer and most of the bugs were eventually fixed, plenty of great maps and addons to download. However, that team left Codemasters behind and went on to create ARMA and ARMA 2 (the latter of which is fantastic but fantastically buggy). So codemasters decided...well fuck...we have a name and a franchise to ruin so let's fucking destroy it in the worst way possible. So basically they release Operation Flashpoint 2 which is a hollow shell of was once formerly a good game. Codemasters can officially suck my dick.
| | | | | | | | Holy shit this really was the darkest of days having to play this game. The whole idea is a decent concept where you are some person plucked from history who has to go around changing other events in history due to time travel. Too bad the gameplay is complete shit or it might have been fun. Apparently some garbage developer named 8monkey labs developed this turdball game. Having never heard of them in my life EVER, I concluded that they must be some low budget shithole company. I discovered through my highly scientific formulas and research (google) that they only have developed one game before...a fucking iphone game. So just imagine that and you can realize how big of a cum blob Darkest of Days is.
| | | | | | | | Let's be straight...this game blows hard black dick. It's some fucking game that I never fucking heard of until finding out it was released. The lack of hype and any sort of information about this cumpile should be a clear indicator not to play it. But I did anyways, and boy what a fucking mistake that was. This is made by TimeGate studious who brought you such shit piles as FEAR: Perseus Mandate and well....this game. So let's enter the turd world of Section 8. Oh btw, a section 8 is someone who is a nut case in the military. But in this game its the 8th Infantry Division. This should be a clear indication of how dumb this game is.
| | | | | | | | So everyone remembers Wolfestein 3D because it fucking kicked Nazi ass back in the day. Then we got RTCW which continued the ass kicking but with Enemy Territory, some of the best multiplayer...Then Raven Software decides to deliver this game...This game fucking sucks the underside of my asshole. I would rather be tied to a table and have someone drip liquid shit into my mouth for 10 years then ever have to play this fucking game ever again. This game is more than insult to the wolfenstein franchise...it's insult to the intelligence of humanity.
| | | | | | | | The fucking shitty ass Chrome engine is still chugging away, but actually it looks pretty damn good here. Anyways, instead of progressing a fucking story it's a new trend to make a prequel. So you get to see the history of the reverend, except he is more of a badass in this game. They fixed many of the problems with the first game which is a fucking relief because it makes the game infinitely more badass. And thank fucking god it's a western theme which is barely used, however the next one will probably be another fucking World War 2 game.
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