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 Serious Sam is fucking back and this time he is fucking kick ass Serious Sam TFE and TSE style! They realized they fucked up big with that cartoony dick sucking bullshit that was Serious Sam 2. Consoles ruined that game so hard, but this time (as of right now) the game is PC only and back to being fucking awesome! Back to giant fucking maps, thousands of enemies, huge fucking guns, and tons of blood and gore! Read on faggots.
| | | | | | | | This game was by far the most hyped first person shooter out there. Everyone was shitting and creaming in their pants at the same time over a video game. Me, I was suspicious from day one about this game, everything about this game looked like Bad Company 2 with really good graphics. For the most part, that is EXACTLY what the game is except now it has fucking Origin attached to it. Beyond Origin, the game now features Battlelog, the most worthless, pointless and tedious pile of shit to join a server that was ever created a man. It almost makes me wonder if DICE and EA were simply trying to make the worst system possible just to see if fucking idiots would still buy their game and they did. Now the game itself is pretty fun but marred by severe issues. To learn what these issues are, read on faggot!
| | | | | | | | FUCK YEAH. We haven't had a decent first person shooter with no bullshit, lots of enemies, no health regen and no cover system since Painkiller. Hard Reset brings it fucking back with tons of weapons, fast paced gameplay, explosions and a shit ton of fun. This game was made a collaboration of various developers from different companies such as People Can Fly and Cd Project Red. I enjoyed every minute of this little game and you should buy it to support these indie faggots.
| | | | | | | | So the original Call of Jaurez sucked absolute shit because they mixed the good action parts with the preacher with some of the WORST fucking stealth sequences even seen in gaming. They luckily fixed this in the 2nd game allowing you to constantly choose which characters you want to be and created a fairly decent and somewhat fun shooter. With this game, they through all that RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW. Call of Jaurez is nothing but a fucking generic Cowa Doody clone and one of the worst fucking console ports known to man. Did anyone really expect anything less with Ubisoft and Techland at the helm of the game. Read on to find out more about this jizz stained pile of garbage that deserves to be gassed.
| | | | | | | | I was incredibly fearful when I first heard of this game because it was a resurrection of a franchise from years ago coupled with the fact that the last time they made a sequel it was one of the biggest fucking abominations to mankind. The Iraq war was more justified than Warren "Faggot" Spector releasing that fucking pathetic turd. Anyways, this is the reason he has fallen to working on crap like EPIC MICKEY and Eidos-Montreal has taken over development for Deus Ex: Human Revolution and holy ramming ass fucks did they fucking deliver! They actually gave us a Deus Ex game with a quality level that at least matches the first game! Read on to learn how Deus Ex: Human Revolution is a fucking quality title worthy of everyone's purchase.
| | | | | | | RedNailgun writes "More like Battlefunds: Pay us, Faggots
This bait and switch technique by EA and Easy, the branch of the company that extorts children, is based on pretending to be a free to play Battlefield 2.
But any expectations of this game being an average FPS at best will fall fucking short in the first time you load this virtual cancer"
| | | | | | | | bududubdubdubs writes "Completely shit on what was once a unique and fairly groundbreaking series."
| | | | | | | | THIS GAME IS FUCKING CRAP. We waited from the announcement of this game in 1997 to 2011 and you know what we got in return? A big ass box full of the stinkiest fucking most foul-rotting festering pile of shit game that was ever released into existence. Playing this game made my dick turn black and rot off and my asshole sealed itself shut after this game. So basically, 3D Realms went out of business because they kept remaking the damn game but they made the whole thing into a giant turd. This game is basically an incredibly mediocre consolized shooter with Duke Nukem thrown on top and about half of his shitty one-liners that you hear a billion times in this game fall flat. So here it is, after 14 years of waiting, here is the ultimate review of Duke Nukem Forever. Give me my money back.
| | | | | | | | They released a sequel to this game which no one fucking played because it was an awful game. It really makes me wonder where they got the funding to make another generic FPS that no one will ever care about ever. Section 8 is basically a sci-fi FPS with a shit singleplayer that is consolized beyond belief, with a multiplayer that is meant to be unique, but no one ever plays it because they don't give a fuck. Now I don't remember if I ever reviewed the first game but it was a fucking borefest with terrible controls and AI. I am sure you are all glad to know that this game continues the tradition by being another piece of shit that no one will care about. Read on for more about the glorious human turd that is section 8. I say the phrase "piece of shit" a lot.
| | | | | | | | Valve releases another fucking gem and shows video game developers how to make fucking good games. This game is some of the most innovative gameplay mixed with excellent graphics, puzzles that are exciting and fun to solve while not causing you to rip your pubic hairs out of your crotch, great characters, voice acting and some of the most hilarious dialog ever written for a game. This game is more engrossing than 98% of the shit on the market, Portal 2 takes everything Portal 1 does correctly and adds INFINITELY more to it by cramming every single good idea all into one game.
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