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You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here | | | | | |  Blood Dragon is a standalone expansion for Far Cry 3 which basically makes the game an 80s retro-futuristic joke. It is pretty fucking hilarious and the characters and world are 100 times more interesting than the ones in Far Cry 3, except for maybe that Mexican guy you fight in that stupid dream sequence. Anyways, basically they gave Far Cry 3 a new skin, and while a great idea, reskinning something that is mediocre, still gives you something that is mediocre.
| | | | | | | | Irrational Games has released the next Bioshock title (they didn't release that sub-par mediocrity that was Bioshock 2) and well, I'm actually impressed. I went in expecting complete casual console Call of Duty bullshit and while there is a hint of that, the game as a whole is vastly satisfying, visually appealing and Elizabeth's face gives me a giant erection. I would like to stuff my cock between her tits in that dress and cum up her neck. But anyways, they did a pretty fucking good job with this game and it was quite enjoyable. Read on for details cocksuckers!
| | | | | | |  GOOD! FUCK HIM AND FUCK EA!
| | | | | | | | Holy shit, I feel like its back in the old days when they pushed graphics and nothing fucking else about the game. Crysis is back, unfortunately, and what started out as an awesome game (Crysis 1) turned swiftly into a pile of garbage worse than the rotting corpses of the newton school children. Crysis 3 is basically Crysis 2 all over again, but this time with a fucking BOW...not just any fucking bow, but A NANOTECH MAXIMUM BOW. Anyways, EA and Crytek have officially put this franchise into the grave with another mediocre pile of garbage. Click the Read More button, you asshole.
| | | | | | |  cBox writes "Capcom is to gaming what Joseph Mengele was to medicine."
| | | | | | | | This game took six years to developer and it is the WORST FUCKING GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. It is fucking Call of Duty with the occasional alien thrown in just to fucking remind you this isn't Call of Duty. This game sucks the fuck big time. Here I was hoping for a return to the days of AVP and AVP2 with the absolutely awesome combat and scary atmosphere, but instead I get the afterbirth from Gearbox after they had Borderlands 2. WELL PLACENTA FUCKING SUCKS AND SO DOES THIS GAME. Just how absolutely fucking awful is this game? Click that tiny little Read More button and find the fuck out.
| | | | | | | cBox writes "It was like watching a loved one get raped. So Suislide already reviewed this game, but I'm bored at work. So why not try my luck at my first review with a little more detail.
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| | | | | | | | Well they fucking ruined it. Who would have thought that EA creates a new IP and franchise and by the end of the 3rd game, they completely ruined everything about it. This is just another example of a survival horror game turned into another generic boring gears of war clone. The first game wasn't even that survival horrorish but holy shit they really did not give a fuck about any sort of horror atmosphere in this one, they basically turned it into Gears of War except with really fucking awful controls. EA is a fucking terrible company, of which no one should EVER support them and their sad fucking shit like this. Continue reading to find out what they butchered!
| | | | | | | | thetallguy writes "Nobody reviewed this game, so I think I should....."
| | | | | | |  zachofat writes "Ok, this is not a fucking zombie shooter. If you look up some user reviews on metacritic, nearly all the dumbasses who thought it was a terrible game had came into it thinking it was a fucking zombie shooter (why in the name of hell would we need one more of those?) that had Walking Dead characters (Activision is already busy making a generic Walking Dead shooter already, those greedy bastards). While it does have a lot of story elements from the comic book/show and a couple of characters, for the most part it's a different story, following a zombie apocalypse. Read on to see why this is a fucking awesome point-and-click game."
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