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The ending of Bioware began with Dragon Age 2, which everyone was simply hoping was a fluke. NOT SO. That was just the beginning of the end, Star Wars: The Old Republic is the final blow that Bioware will recieve and hopefully it will be shitty enough to take down EA as well. They sunk a huge amount of money into this turd in hopes to be as successful as WoW thinking that the Star Wars franchise would be enough to keep them afloat. Unfortunately for them, people are tired of the same boring stale ass dick cheese that these companies have been deliverance. So read on about Star Wars: The Old Republic, and how it is the biggest failure since the Titanic!
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, January 18 @ 17:32:52 EST (1411 Views) (Read More... | 11123 bytes more | 5 comments | Score: 4.70)
Because there is no god, religion is bullshit, and santa claus is fucking stupid, I am helping to promote Hitchmas! A celebration of Christopher Hitchens!
The original Assassin's Creed sucked balls due to sloppy controls but they fixed EVERYTHING in the 2nd game and made a pretty enjoyable title. Brotherhood, while short, continued the good parts of AC2 and gave us a bit more story. This game is a pile of fucking deceit and lies from Ubisoft. The name of this game makes it sound like the fucking final title in the series but instead (like Brotherhood) it is another 50 dollar fucking expansion pack that barely advances the story, and adds abunch of stuff to make the game boring and uninteresting.
Posted by Suislide on Monday, December 19 @ 20:46:42 EST (788 Views) (Read More... | 7830 bytes more | 1 comment | Score: 3.90)
Serious Sam is fucking back and this time he is fucking kick ass Serious Sam TFE and TSE style! They realized they fucked up big with that cartoony dick sucking bullshit that was Serious Sam 2. Consoles ruined that game so hard, but this time (as of right now) the game is PC only and back to being fucking awesome! Back to giant fucking maps, thousands of enemies, huge fucking guns, and tons of blood and gore! Read on faggots.
Posted by Suislide on Monday, December 05 @ 19:03:45 EST (896 Views) (Read More... | 3156 bytes more | 3 comments | Score: 4.81)
So the next Elder Scrolls is out and considering the fuck up that was Oblivion (I hereby rescind my old review score and change it to a six, the game has to be the worst aging game in the history of games), Todd Howard comes back lying better than ever and releases the next Elder Scrolls game. I can say that it is a huge fucking improvement upon Oblivion from the graphics, animations, environments, city design, as well as quests. It, however, has some major problems too with balancing and RPG elements which, of course, Bethesda fucked up and now we have to wait for mods to fix the game again. It is a good game that is marred by some glaring flaws which could easily be fixed by PLAY TESTING THE FUCKING GAME FIRST. Anyways, read on, faggots.
Posted by Suislide on Monday, November 28 @ 15:51:37 EST (1398 Views) (Read More... | 10161 bytes more | 11 comments | Score: 2.95)
This game was by far the most hyped first person shooter out there. Everyone was shitting and creaming in their pants at the same time over a video game. Me, I was suspicious from day one about this game, everything about this game looked like Bad Company 2 with really good graphics. For the most part, that is EXACTLY what the game is except now it has fucking Origin attached to it. Beyond Origin, the game now features Battlelog, the most worthless, pointless and tedious pile of shit to join a server that was ever created a man. It almost makes me wonder if DICE and EA were simply trying to make the worst system possible just to see if fucking idiots would still buy their game and they did. Now the game itself is pretty fun but marred by severe issues. To learn what these issues are, read on faggot!
Posted by Suislide on Monday, November 14 @ 17:17:26 EST (1332 Views) (Read More... | 8642 bytes more | 6 comments | Score: 4.55)
Capcom, known for making absolutely nothing but garbage fucking games which they sloppily port to the PC has now gone low enough to fucking barf out cheat codes as DLC. Way to go. Could you get any fucking cheaper you scumbag organization? Maybe if you stopped releasing the same damn Street Fighter game every 6 months and actually made a decent game. Seriously, Capcom has absolutely no good qualities and I was hoping that they would go out of business. They make nothing worth playing. Ever. Fucking waste of an organization.
