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You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here | | | | | | ![[XBOX 360] Action Game Reviews](images/topics/action_xbox360.gif "[XBOX 360] Action Game Reviews") GaMeRuInEr writes "HOLY FUCKING MICROWAVED BABIES this game fucking rocks! this new gta takes you back to liberty city to kick ass as the one and only niko bellic. this game stomps so much colon, that you'll save $$$ on halloween when it picks apart your candy ass."
| | | | | | |  WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO REMAKE TUROK!? Ok first thing is first, the first turok game for the nintendo 64 SUCKED ASS. Why the hell would you remake a fucking turd? Well, they already did and get this, its fucking worse than the original game! You play the game as Joseph Turok, a native american who can somehow fuck a dinosaur up. I should put drano in my veins because this game is PUKE.
| | | | | | | | D writes "I liked this game more when it was called Gears of War and had melee combat and gameplay that was more enjoyable than having your testicles removed with lye. "
| | | | | | |  Chaos_Engine writes "Bag of wanked on, blood riddled shite!
I have only owned a PSP for 3 months, & it has not been a happy venture. Starting off with the shit Transformers & Driver '76, I had hoped some old school motherfuckin' GTA wold bring it home. It did, & stuffed it in my ass."
| | | | | | | | Ok first of all, anyone who thought making a clone of dynasty warriors should be stabbed in the fucking face. Second of all, who the hell would think that dynasty warriors is such a good game that it needs a clone? Dynasty Warriors sucks ass, and guess what, so does this piece of shit. Its not even a game, its something to wipe my shit on. Not to mention, it has the worst port for the PC known in the existence of man.
| | | | | | |  Both of these guys can suck my big fat cock and choke on my huge load of sperm. I was the original mother fucker and then these turds come along and garner more popularity. Well they can SUCK MY DICK.
| | | | | | | | More like Frontlines: Fuel of Gay. This was apparently made by the people who did the Desert Combat mod for Battlefield 1942. Some dumbass thought it would be a good idea to let them make their own game, well guess what, it wasn't. This game fucking sucks and feels like a piece of shit mod. This was 11 gigs of pure gay spermy whale dick that was injected into my computer. Someone should be shot and arrested for making this pile of shit
| | | | | | | | Eidos, of course, realizes another amazing fucking pile of shit. The piles of shit released by Eidos aren't just your normal shit-stained games but instead they take the word AWFUL to a whole new level. Here in Conflict: Denied Ops, you can realize just how big of a fucking piece of shit Eidos is by releasing such a shitty fucking game. I rather stick my dick in the garbage disposal than play this game.
| | | | | | | | Well you good folks who read this are wondering, now why in the fuck is this crazy man writing the same review for two games? I'll tell you why...because both of these shit box deluxes suffer from the same damn problem. They are LOW-BUDGET, AWFUL, CUM-STAINED stand-alone expansions to games that were actually good. Someone wanted to make some quick cash because thats what these shit-heads do so they sold the copyrights to two successful games to some low-budget cock sucking developer, and what do we have now? A cum-blasted version of the first game.
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