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You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here | | | | | |  Sorry for the delay, faggots. I've been moving and just changed jobs. I went from a whiny teenage faggot to become an adult and I still write these reviews because unlike IGN, I'm dedicated to honesty over money. Anyways, Legend of Grimrock was released and it is fucking AWESOME. It is an old-school styled dungeon crawler similiar to Stonekeep and it is a fucking fantastic game filled with awesome puzzles and good design, with damn good graphics to boot. Read my fucking review you pansies.
| | | | | | |  This game is causing a fucking shitstorm on the internet and basically has all these companies shitting on their customers/fans. I've been nagging on Bioware for awhile now because they have been fully assimilated into the EA cloud and at this point they are now destroyed. Sorry Bioware, three strikes and you are fucking out. Mass Effect 3 is another step in the WRONG direction and the worst part of it all is that fans are upset. They are upset and EA, Gamestop, IGN, and many other companies are shitting on the customers saying they should shut up and take. Fuck them and Fuck EA. All this shows is how far the EA dollar goes when purchasing review scores. Anyone who denies them purchasing review scores is fucking LYING to themselves at this point. These companies are pure shit. The only decently written articles defending the fans are from Eric Kain who writes for Forbes technology section. More on this later, but click read more and read everything that is wrong with Mass Effect 3.
| | | | | | |  Holy fuck they started a kickstart project to fund Wasteland 2....a tactical turned based isometic RPG. ALL OF MY MONEY.
| | | | | | |  This game is the fucking reason that EA is the cancer of gaming and is basically killing the industry by releasing one fucking turd after another. EA decided to resurrect this game series which was pretty damn awesome back in the day and turn it into a generic FPS. My only question is WHY? They could have fucking titled this game ANYTHING. It has NOTHING in common with its predecessors, was barely advertised for, bombed sales wise, and is extremely forgettable. Why the fuck would you bring back a name from an older game, change everything about it, and then create a mediocre game no one will remember a week from today. It just seems so fucking pointless and shows the absolute lack of foresight at EA. They could have given this game a name of ANYTHING. It could be called fucking cybershooter and it would make no difference because that is all it is, generic shooter number 123. Read on for why this game is boring tripe.
| | | | | | |  Holy shit, I didn't expect a game that isn't really a game but more of an interactive visual novel to be so fucking interesting. Apparently this game started out as a mod for Half-Life 2 about 4 years ago but was completely reworked and done with professional level graphics and more dialog. This is probably the best looking source game to date and was incredibly atmospheric and interesting. I shit my pants a little in surprise!
| | | | | | | | I was pretty pumped for this game looking from the previews. I was thinking to myself, OH GEE GOLLY, a fucking action RPG with a somewhat unique leveling system in a new world created by someone! Imagine my fucking disappointment once I sunk into this turd canoe and floated down the river of shit. I should have expected nothing less from the failure that is Electronic Arts, but I still held my hopes high and what I got was the most generic by the numbers, easy ass Action RPG. You should keep reading for my insanely witty and highly informative reviews because unlike the rest of the websites that rated this game, I was NOT PAID OFF by EA like everyone else.
| | | | | | | | The ending of Bioware began with Dragon Age 2, which everyone was simply hoping was a fluke. NOT SO. That was just the beginning of the end, Star Wars: The Old Republic is the final blow that Bioware will recieve and hopefully it will be shitty enough to take down EA as well. They sunk a huge amount of money into this turd in hopes to be as successful as WoW thinking that the Star Wars franchise would be enough to keep them afloat. Unfortunately for them, people are tired of the same boring stale ass dick cheese that these companies have been deliverance. So read on about Star Wars: The Old Republic, and how it is the biggest failure since the Titanic!
| | | | | | | Because there is no god, religion is bullshit, and santa claus is fucking stupid, I am helping to promote Hitchmas! A celebration of Christopher Hitchens!
MERRY HITCHMAS FAGGOTS
| | Posted by Suislide on Sunday, December 25 @ 12:50:23 EST (659 Views) (comments? | Score: 3.31) | | | | | The original Assassin's Creed sucked balls due to sloppy controls but they fixed EVERYTHING in the 2nd game and made a pretty enjoyable title. Brotherhood, while short, continued the good parts of AC2 and gave us a bit more story. This game is a pile of fucking deceit and lies from Ubisoft. The name of this game makes it sound like the fucking final title in the series but instead (like Brotherhood) it is another 50 dollar fucking expansion pack that barely advances the story, and adds abunch of stuff to make the game boring and uninteresting.
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