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Overlord II
RTS ReviewsFUCK YEAH, The sequel to this game comes out. I liked the first one because it was a fresh idea, using minions to attack, puzzle solving, and building up your evil empire. While this game provides all the same shit, IT FUCKS ME OVER BY BEING A PIECE OF SHIT. They needed to fix the errors in the last game, improve the AI, keep the same humor, and improve the puzzle solving. Instead they fucking did NOTHING but basically provide a new set of levels for you to go through which are fucking boring. Here we go, Overload II.
Posted by Suislide on Monday, June 29 @ 23:35:13 EDT (104 Views)
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Ghostbusters
Action Game ReviewsMost likely due to Bill Murray looking like a fucking grandpa, Dan Akryod being a fat slob, and whatever the fuck happened to that black guy, they decided to make a video game instead of another movie. Now the idea is there to make a great however, they fucking blow it adhering to typical console cliche trash and many other things of which I will bitch about below. Seriously though, the PC owners got the fucking short end of the stick in this fucking deal with shitty fucking controls and the lack of multiplayer, and then they wonder why it sells poorly. Maybe if you weren't a piece of shit and could develop a good game then it would fucking sell. Look at The Witcher, PC only and sold millions of copies. Stop fucking people over. The only thing though is that it's 30 dollars cheaper than the shitty console versions. SO HERE WE GO, ghostbusters, proton packs and blowing the shit out of buildings.
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, June 25 @ 21:41:22 EDT (162 Views)
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Gothic 3 Enhanced Edition
RPG Reviewsberzerker writes "Gothic 3 has been reviewed here in November 2006 (by Suislide) and he made the mistake of buying it shortly after release. Silly him! Everyone knows that Gothic games are great BUT ONLY AFTER A YEAR OR SO because the initial release is bound to be riddled with bugs and FIRST YEAR CUSTOMERS ARE JUST BETA TESTERS. Now there is an enhanced edition of Gothic 3 (which is basically Gothic 3 plus the community patch 1.7 and later), so it is time to look again at this game. The Gothic series is probably the best RPG game series out there, so this better be any good!"
Posted by Suislide on Monday, June 22 @ 01:35:33 EDT (180 Views)
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky
FPS reviewsphoenix6061 writes ""I'm FROM RUSSIA! I SHOOT THROUGH TREE! I SHOOT THROUGH WALL! YOU SHOOT MY FACE IT DO NOTHING!"

Yeah, no fucking wonder these faggot russians lost the cold fucking war, and sacrificed more men than the number of jews killed in world war 2 and 1. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. :Clear Sky is the justification and epitome of Russian faggotry. "
Posted by Suislide on Saturday, June 20 @ 23:10:36 EDT (308 Views)
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Shitty Game Review Bundle Part 2: Still Life 2, Aztaka, 4x4 Hummer, Tunnel Rats,
Site News/General BullshitThat's right! I've played another set of shit fucking barf bag games which are a disgrace to even consider releasing onto society. I'm sick to my fucking stomach that I had to play these games. I am pretty sure that everyone on this site should praise me for my ability to suffer playing through this fucking garbage. Now, some people may question why I am reviewing these and not bigger games like Prototype. One reason, I'm fucking lazy as hell. Someone beat me to the punch and normally I would delete it but I was feeling lazy as fuck. Anyways, this here is a series of fucking terrible barf inducing puke drivel which is an insult to god for being released on society.
Posted by Suislide on Friday, June 19 @ 00:16:14 EDT (141 Views)
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Random BS Mac Games
Adventure Game Reviewspuk writes "Having lost faith in PC games thanks to the ass-fuck of the century *cough consolitus*, I've decided to turn to some Mac games. Now, Ubisoft has set the bar so low that it's not really worth my time mentioning that these games are actually pretty fun, but they are."
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 17 @ 23:23:05 EDT (136 Views)
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The Sims 3
Adventure Game Reviewsmihai_alexandru73 writes "The Sims are back so they can puke on us again"
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 17 @ 23:22:58 EDT (174 Views)
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Prototype
Action Game Reviewsalez writes "Assassin's Creed in modern times with super weapons.
This game is less a prototype and more of a...hybrid. Eh eh, who can make puns like no other?? "
Posted by Suislide on Friday, June 12 @ 02:03:24 EDT (380 Views)
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Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door
RPG Reviewsberzerker writes "WTF, a review of a Gamecube title on VGS? And a Mario game to boot, call the asylum and bring on the straitjacket! OK, this is a Mario game, but it is no platformer for little kids. It is way too complex for little kids and contains no silly jumping puzzles. It is actually a full fledged RPG with stats, a party, XP, magic, augmentation cannisters, you name it (only the terminology is different in this game: I translated it into PC-gamian). It has turn based combat that requires a bit of strategy and is actually great fun to play. And yes, it is a Gamecube title so only 5 people in the world actually played it, but Gamecubes are really cheap second hand now, and this game alone is more than worth buying a Gamecube for.
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Posted by Suislide on Sunday, June 07 @ 16:16:58 EDT (207 Views)
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Damnation
Action Game ReviewsSo there I was, playing abunch of good old games because there really hasn't been anything good to come out lately. Then Damnation hits the shelves and I check out some screenshots and ok, maybe not the best game but it should be at least a small generic third person shooter. However this game is far from generic. The real title of this game should be abomination because it's probably one of the biggest fucking crapfest's this side of the pacific. I felt like I had just reached my eternal damnation from playing this fucking blood covered abortion of a game. God damn, It's so fucking bad it makes you wonder if anyone play tested this piece of shit and then thought OH MY GOD, We created the shittiest fucking worst game on the planet...because they did...they have accomplished it.
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 03 @ 23:34:56 EDT (238 Views)
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