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You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here | | | | | | Hell yeah, Bioware fucking releases another GEM and takes everything that was awesome about Mass Effect and makes it better. They also got rid of all the fucking reasons that made the first game irritating...most notably the Mako. THATS RIGHT. That awful shit-controlling vehicle is finally gone and we no longer have to deal with it! The graphics are better, the action more refined, the leveling up system more detailed, less shitty inventory management, and the game is twice as fucking long as the first game. Either way, this game gave me a big ass boner and I suggest everyone get's it right now. I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
| | | | | | | fhouse writes " This is not a new game, It came out in 2008 and I'm fucking MAD at this game. Why? This could have become a kick ass game, but it rather became the stereotypical driving game of the 2000's: More style, less substance. It is a mediocre, cheap ass offroad game, but still has it's moments and can be fun sometimes."
| | | | | | | Ugh, they just had to make another one of these games and, of course I had to buy it just to tear it a new asshole. Twist of Fate...more like a twist of my fucking nutsack. So Pendulo Studios decides instead of just killing themselves and absolving the company, they will release this demon-abortion of a game onto the world and hopefully kill us all slowly. Seriously, Brian Basco is a fucking faggot and all the characters and art design are terrible. And the story is lame too...that's all you need to know, but if you want to keep reading go right ahead because I'm going to shit on this game.
| | | | | | | Holy Shit. After the shitfest that was Serious Sam 2...I thought they were going to take this game and fucking butcher it to look like the bloody tampon that the second game looks like. HOWEVER! They kept everything the same and just made new models and textures for the game...and it looks fucking gorgeous. Still the same kick ass gameplay from Serious Sam but now it doesn't look like an old piece of shit...but a brand new game.
| | | | | | | puk writes "A while back I did a review of Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2 which most of the people here found to be a pretty good review, yet has a current rating of 1.69 and 75 votes (*cough* Captain). In that review I explicitly stated that I was only reviewing the single player campaign. Here I will give a brief overview of the co-operative(ish) campaign, called Special Ops, as a lot of what I want to say about the game I have already covered in the original article"
| | | | | | | brilliant writes "Man, after going to the movie, I was like holy fuck, that's some good motherfucking movie. Seeing the graphics made me cum in my pants and all the time watching that flick I was like MAN THAT'S VIDEO GAME MATERIAL. "
| | | | | | | Now everyone knows I'm a huge fan of the original painkiller as it was a fucking killfest with awesome artwork and weapons. However, they sold the name off to random developers and are constantly making diarrhea with this game. Now another fucking Painkiller game comes out and I'm two seconds from killing myself over what a piece of shit it is. Some game developers got together to make this game which basically should be a free mod for the game, that should have been released fucking 4 years ago. This is an absolute disgrace to the painkiller name, but then again, what hasn't been since the original game?
| | | | | | | This game is absolute shit HOWEVER, I demand that everyone plays through this game at least once. Everything about it just screams low-budget trash except for Mickey Rourke does the voice acting for the main character and fucking saves this game. Seriously, I never laughed so fucking hard at a game that literally swears more than me. This is a generic action shooter that was developed by some unknown company and a trash heap published by Bethesda for some quick cash. Anyways, everyone needs to play this.
| | | | | | | I love Star Wars but this game is like stabbing me in the eyeballs with the Phantom Menace. Seriously, will LucasArts stop letting terrible developers create games? I was expected something with awesome combat like Jedi Knight with sweet fucking lightsaber combat, throwing people off a cliff, and plenty of awesome powers and puzzles to use. Instead what I got was a 22Gig pile of shit with the worst controls on this planet. This turd needed to stay on the consoles so those shitbags could suffer playing this.
| | | | | | | This is the best fucking RPG since Baldur's Gate II and will rock your dick off. Bioware not only hit the nail on the head, they took a sledge hammer and smashed the fuck nail through my brain. They claimed this game to be the spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate and, unlike Bioshock, they weren't fucking kidding in the slightest. This game uses it's own world and system but has many similarities to Baldur's Gate. The game provides a shit ton of gameplay, fun as combat, great characters, voice acting and dialog, and best of all! A shit ton of blood. Bioware are by far, the kings of making RPGs because this game is a fucking masterpiece. If you don't buy this game today you are a fucking worthless scumbag who probably deserves to get shit in his mouth.
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