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 They should rename this game Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Shit. They decided to make a sequel to this fucking horrible cum stain of a game and it is probably one of the worst games that was ever made. I must mention that as I am writing this I currently have a fever caused by this game. I beat the game yesterday, woke up today with sore throat and fever...coincidence? I don't fucking think so, this game was literally so bad it performed a biological attack on my body and I am still trying to fight it off. Anyways, who else is fucking excited to play a faggot bald man and an old turd? No one? Of course...anyways here is Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Shit Days.
| | | | | | | | downwiththegov writes "Hey, how bout you battlefield bad company 2 rivals and all other people read here. I'm sure you'd like to blast the fuck out of this crap."
| | | | | | | | Last time they tried to reboot the Prince of Persia series with that piece of shit cell-shaded game which SUCKED ASS in every sense of the word. Ubisoft then realized what a terrible idea that was and instead tried to stick ANOTHER story in the sands of time time line, even though it doesn't need anymore fucking stories. So what you get is Prince of Persia, the Forgotten Sands which is basically the same fucking game you have already played a bajillion times over. Ubiosoft is a terrible company and lacks any innovation in their games and instead release the same Tom Clancy and Prince of Persia turds that you get over and over again.
| | | | | | | | Let me preface this review by stating that transformers are fucking gay. People who enjoy transformers are gay. The concept of transformers is purely for faggots who enjoy gay activities. However, out of all that gayness someone has managed to make a decent game which is a fucking miracle in itself. There has never been a good transformers game but some studio actually manage to pull it off with Transformers War for Cybertron. At first, I thought this was some movie bullshit tie-in, but luckily it starts from when the stupid robots were still back on their stupid robot planet and takes place there. Maybe the movies wouldn't have sucked huge black cock if they followed the formula from this game.
| | | | | | | | Let's say it out straight, this is probably the worst fucking game I have ever played. There was 200foot deep sink-hole that opened and they might as well use every copy of this game made to fill it in. Seriously, this game reaks of the shittiness of KOTOR 2 all over again...way to go Obsidian. I thought they at least redeemed themselves a little bit with Neverwinter Nights 2 (being somewhat decent but still not fully-finished) but then they release this TURD. The game is a turd in a hotdog bun with diarrhea on top. It is marketed as a spy-game/rpg when it is in fact NEITHER. It's a fucking action game clone and probably the worst clone at that. Anyways, here is my review of Alpha Protocol...if you can make it all the way to the end without throwing up in your mouth.
| | | | | | | | Rhompus writes "Yeah i said it. This game sucks my balls. Its a horrible concoction of a)shit rockstar has used before, and b) boring. Almost nothing... excuse me... NOTHING is revolutionary about this game; and anyone who thinks this game deserves Game of the Year let alone a 10/10 needs to swallow some buckshot. Allow me to continue..."
| | | | | | | | The problem with the first Assassin Creed was that it fucking sucked huge ass. You did the same three tasks over and over until you wanted to blow your brains out. Then the controls were god awful because your stupid ass character would jump where the fuck he felt like was a good spot, which is typically into some area that leads to his death. Anyways, they luckily fixed those problems in this game and actually made a pretty decent game this time. The environments are huge, the missions are much more detailed and varied, and the game is pretty damn fun to kill people. Yeah, and this is a fucking Ubisoft game too...How the hell do these things happen?
| | | | | | | | Hell yeah, Bioware fucking releases another GEM and takes everything that was awesome about Mass Effect and makes it better. They also got rid of all the fucking reasons that made the first game irritating...most notably the Mako. THATS RIGHT. That awful shit-controlling vehicle is finally gone and we no longer have to deal with it! The graphics are better, the action more refined, the leveling up system more detailed, less shitty inventory management, and the game is twice as fucking long as the first game. Either way, this game gave me a big ass boner and I suggest everyone get's it right now. I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
| | | | | | | brilliant writes "Man, after going to the movie, I was like holy fuck, that's some good motherfucking movie. Seeing the graphics made me cum in my pants and all the time watching that flick I was like MAN THAT'S VIDEO GAME MATERIAL.
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