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 The original Assassin's Creed sucked balls due to sloppy controls but they fixed EVERYTHING in the 2nd game and made a pretty enjoyable title. Brotherhood, while short, continued the good parts of AC2 and gave us a bit more story. This game is a pile of fucking deceit and lies from Ubisoft. The name of this game makes it sound like the fucking final title in the series but instead (like Brotherhood) it is another 50 dollar fucking expansion pack that barely advances the story, and adds abunch of stuff to make the game boring and uninteresting.
| | | | | | | Seriously how do you run out of digital copies?
| | | | | | | | What the fuck is wrong with Obsidian? It seems like for every good game they make, they come out with two pieces of shit. Since Fallout New Vegas was good, they must have seen it as necessary to ruin the Dungeon Siege franchise and create a piece of shit no one will play or purchase. At least Gas Powered Games isn't making it, Space Siege was such a huge piece of shit it was an embarrassment to all of mankind. Anyways, original a diablo-style top down hack-and-slash, Obsidian decided to consolize the fuck out of the game and make one of the worst piece of shit 3rd person action games to ever be seen. Even faggots who play this game on a console think that is is shit, and well, it is because this game sucks the fattest fucking wang on the planet. They literally took everything good about Dungeon Siege and ruined it.
| | | | | | | | phoenix6061 writes "Suislide already wrote a good review of how terrible this game is, unfortunately one bad review doesn't do justice to how much of a shitfest this game is. I take it back Splash Damage, 3d Realms and Gearbox deserve super aids."
| | | | | | | | phoenix6061 writes "Excuse me Splash Damage? I paid you $50 for a game, not a lazy unfinished buggy laggy faggot pile of dog shit you stupid faggots."
| | | | | | | | Ok so right off the bat let me just say that this game gets a negative two points off the score because it uses Games For Windows Live. That means this game cannot score any higher than an 8/10 which is just bad news to begin with. Any game which uses this fucking shit from now gets an automatic two point reduction because GFWL is the biggest piece of shit ever. It is basically the fucking Xbox Live interface on my PC and instead of benefitting anyone, it just makes these fucking shoddy ports crash more often. I want fucking Microsoft as far away from my games as possible because they don't know what the fuck people actually want. Now the first Fable game sucked complete ass because it was basically an RPG-Lite for faggots who have no idea what a real RPG is. In short, Fable is the Dr. Seuss of RPG-games. That is part of the reason why I classified it under the action game because they "streamlined" (which just means simplified for retards) the gameplay so much, it is no longer an RPG. Fable 3 makes Fable 1 look like a masterpiece. Fable is the biggest abortion to video games in the past 5 years. Congrat-u-fucking-lations.
| | | | | | | | So apparently Ubisoft is trying to make some extra cash from us while we have to wait for Assassin's Creed 3 and decided to release Brotherhood. Brotherhood is basically a direct sequel which starts off right at the point in which the 2nd game ends. Luckily it gives us a continuation of the story, some more gameplay and at least 15 hours of fun even though it is not as epic or as long as Assassin's Creed 2. Either way, this is my review for Assassin's Creed 2.
| | | | | | | | Hell yeah, the sequel to the only original IP that Electronic Arts has probably made in a billion years. So the series continues its sci-fi induced survival horror gore-fest, and let me tell you, this game gives me an incredible huge boner. The best part? They fixed all the mouse issues associated with the first game so it actually controls fucking normally this time! Beyond that, the game is bloody and awesome if you like killing mutated aliens by blowing off their limbs. If you do not enjoy such activities you are probably a homosexual and enjoy riding cock instead. Either, Dead Space 2 fucking rocks as much as the first game.
| | | | | | | MEee writes "Soooo this is a review of the first godfather game.
It's an asshole game based on a shitty movie based on an average book. So what more than a transvestite fetus of a game could you expect.
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| | | | | | | | They should rename this game the turd unleashed 2 because they released another awful game in this awful series. What the hell happened to the Jedi Knight series which had way better stories, dialog, force powers and combat. Instead, we get this consolized hack and slash turd fest that causes you go to through linear levels hacking away at the same stupid storm troopers for ten hours. Talk about boring. Anyways, here is my review for Star Wars Force Unleashed II, aka, one of the worst games in the Star Wars franchies next to Galaxies and Force Unleashed I.
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