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 Hell yeah, Bioware fucking releases another GEM and takes everything that was awesome about Mass Effect and makes it better. They also got rid of all the fucking reasons that made the first game irritating...most notably the Mako. THATS RIGHT. That awful shit-controlling vehicle is finally gone and we no longer have to deal with it! The graphics are better, the action more refined, the leveling up system more detailed, less shitty inventory management, and the game is twice as fucking long as the first game. Either way, this game gave me a big ass boner and I suggest everyone get's it right now. I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
| | | | | | | brilliant writes "Man, after going to the movie, I was like holy fuck, that's some good motherfucking movie. Seeing the graphics made me cum in my pants and all the time watching that flick I was like MAN THAT'S VIDEO GAME MATERIAL.
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| | | | | | | | This game is absolute shit HOWEVER, I demand that everyone plays through this game at least once. Everything about it just screams low-budget trash except for Mickey Rourke does the voice acting for the main character and fucking saves this game. Seriously, I never laughed so fucking hard at a game that literally swears more than me. This is a generic action shooter that was developed by some unknown company and a trash heap published by Bethesda for some quick cash. Anyways, everyone needs to play this.
| | | | | | | | I love Star Wars but this game is like stabbing me in the eyeballs with the Phantom Menace. Seriously, will LucasArts stop letting terrible developers create games? I was expected something with awesome combat like Jedi Knight with sweet fucking lightsaber combat, throwing people off a cliff, and plenty of awesome powers and puzzles to use. Instead what I got was a 22Gig pile of shit with the worst controls on this planet. This turd needed to stay on the consoles so those shitbags could suffer playing this.
| | | | | | | | mihai_alexandru73 writes "Ace Combat X is another PSP title I'd like to review, because it friggin' deserves it. "
| | | | | | | mihai_alexandru73 writes "Final Fantasy fighting game alert. Largely, it's like Square-Enix's answer to the Smash Bros. series in that it takes characters- twenty-two, to be exact- and puts them in the ring to do battle. It does a good number of things right and an equal amount wrong. Here's the rundown:
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| | | | | | | | Now I'm a huge fucking fan of Star Wars simply due to the Death Star being fucking badass. I loved the Jedi Knight Quadrilogy (Thats not a fucking real world) and remember all the awesome simulators from back in the day. However, LucasArts has shit in our faces and has taken everything you enjoyed from Star Wars and has transformed it into the worst fucking pile of ape diarrhea imaginable. Just to explain, this game is worse than Episode 1 through 3. Infact, it makes those movies actually look like masterpieces compared to this. I played this game for literally ten minutes before I uninstalled it, took the disc out, took a shit, then wiped my ass with said disc and put it into my neighbors mailbox. He will probably blow his head off when he checks his mail next.
| | | | | | | | Oops I made a typo...it should be titled Red Faction: Diarrhea. Once again we have a prime example of a game that has an 85% on gamerankings...yet it's a fucking awful game in every aspect. Someone needs to be taken out back and shot for this fucking travesty. This game is basically the Holocaust Part 2. The first game was pretty decent and you could huge tunnels through the game. The second game was some pile of shit that wasn't even remotely like the first...and then this...I felt like I was playing Total Recall: The Game...Oh what a surprise another SHITSTANK game brought to you by THQ. Will they go bankrupt already?
| | | | | | | | Everyone should remember the fucking disaster Resident Evil 4 was for the PC. It was missing all the the fucking special effects and didn't have any mouse support! Any quick time even that happened was a fucking guessing game as to what buttons to press. Sad, because it was the better of the two games. Anyways, Capcom decided to not be a lazy piece of shit and port the game to the platform that is superior to the rest of them and it's pretty decent. These game is pretty fucking fun blowing the shit out huge hordes of zombies in a gooey fucking mess. You get to play as Chris Redfield this time because Capcom can't develop a game that follows one fucking character. Anyways Here is Resident Evil 5
| | | | | | | | SwaroG writes "If GRID, FORZA and PGR had a threesome, Need for Speed SHIFT would be left on the sheets in morning. "
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