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 Remember Me, more like forget this shit, amirite? For creating a game about memories, the developers sure created one of the most bland and forgetful experience of gaming that I have ever forgotten. This is a game where the story is basically a rip off of Total Recall and it tries so hard to be cool, but fails on everything. I sincerely hope this game bombed for being a shallow and hand-holding piece of shit. If someone starves because they lost their job and could never find work again because this game was a fucking stain on their name, I would be fine with that. I bet you guys don't know what score I'm going to give this game, click Read More to find out!
| | | | | | | | craterface writes "How can VGS even call itself a gaming site without even MENTIONING the best game of 2012 at all? When was the last time we got a good clear 10/10 in our life if there even was any. Sad news is that Mark of the Ninja won't get this result either... but it's one of the few true gems that comes damn close to be legend."
| | | | | | | | cBox writes "Capcom is to gaming what Joseph Mengele was to medicine."
| | | | | | | cBox writes "It was like watching a loved one get raped. So Suislide already reviewed this game, but I'm bored at work. So why not try my luck at my first review with a little more detail.
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| | | | | | | | Well they fucking ruined it. Who would have thought that EA creates a new IP and franchise and by the end of the 3rd game, they completely ruined everything about it. This is just another example of a survival horror game turned into another generic boring gears of war clone. The first game wasn't even that survival horrorish but holy shit they really did not give a fuck about any sort of horror atmosphere in this one, they basically turned it into Gears of War except with really fucking awful controls. EA is a fucking terrible company, of which no one should EVER support them and their sad fucking shit like this. Continue reading to find out what they butchered!
| | | | | | | | tibbs writes "What the shit happened to the dev team at IO after Blood Money that led them from making one of the best/funniest stealth games out there to one that actually made me nostalgic for Splinter Cell fucking Conviction? My money's on Square Enix putting so much emphasis on masturbating over their DEEP PLOT and GRAPHICS that they forgot about making the actual game fun or interesting. Where do I fucking begin ripping this thing apart?"
| | | | | | | | HOLY ASS FUCKS, I'M SO BORED. This has to be the most boring fucking game I have ever played and GOD DAMN am I trying. I drank a cup of fully caffeinated coffe and sat down to make it at least an hour into this fucking bore-fest...but alas, I couldn't fucking make it. Ubisoft releases the same fucking game again and follows the same formula they have done already. You know what would have made this game better? If they didn't release four fucking games between this one and gave the series some fucking breathing room. Instead they killed it by ruining everything interesting about it. Read on to learn how Ubisoft ruined their only fucking decent series that they have had in a long time.
| | | | | | | huleyn writes "Yeah, if you pre-order shit without thinking, this is what you get. So you see, this is the sequel to a game called Borderlands (if you don't know it you're a retarded console player living in HELL.), which was a FUCKING AWESOME combination of FPS and RPG, and it wasn't an epic fail like SOME OTHER DOG SHIT *cough* Fallout 3-NV *cough*. Anyways, Borderlands was some fucking gold game where guns were random drops, each gun was different from another, and there were 87 bazillion guns. I don't know how many zeroes are there in a bazillion, but it sounds big. Like my balls.
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| | | | | | | | So here comes Dishonored which has fucking RAVE reviews everything, probably because Bethesda, also know as, Cunthesda, has the money to give away to video game "Journalist" for perfect scores. The game is an action/stealth hybrid which all of influences is basically taken from Thief 1 and 2, with a little bit of Dark Messiah thrown on top of it. Sounds great? Well, it's a good game, but it's filled with stupid shit and has plenty of flaws. Fuck all the reviewers giving this game retardedly amazing review score, it only supports how fucking paid off they are.
| | | | | | | | So Sleeping Dogs is technically a sequel to the previous True Crime games but they didn't get the rights to the name so they gave it a different one. Good. Avoid the blemish those fucking turds put on the name of the game at least pretend like this is something original. Sleeping Dogs is an open-world action game that is pretty much a clone of games like Grand Theft Auto, however, this game is actually pretty fucking good unlike the previous games in the series, and is a fuck-ton more fun than Grand Theft Auto 4. Read on!
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