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Peggle: Eyecandy for the Retarded.
Adventure Game ReviewsLord_Jesus_Christ writes "A letter to god, RE: A review of the puzzle game Peggle"
Posted by Suislide on Monday, April 07 @ 14:46:05 EDT (426 Views)
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Flight Simulator X (with FSX: Acceleration)
Adventure Game ReviewsButtjeebs writes " Service Pack Two, Microcrap's name for a patch- just came out, shipping with the FSX: Acceleration expansion pack. And, some say their performance increased to beyond orgasmic levels, but really most people's performance stayed the same, or actually decreased to the point of the opposite of 'orgasmic levels' is. As for FSX overall, M$ is b(l)ack, and perhaps if they weren't all ruined spoiled piles of half-cooked penises that Michael Jackson got to molest then throw in the microwave, this game would have been better. "
Posted by Suislide on Saturday, November 03 @ 15:20:54 EDT (1136 Views)
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Sam and Max: Culture Shock - EP1
Adventure Game ReviewsFuck Yeah. Sam and Max are back with a new game that kicks ass. Its funny, enjoyable, and has the same greatness Sam and Max did back in the day. If you disagree then you are clearly the biggest cock sucker on the planet.
Posted by Suislide on Tuesday, December 05 @ 18:09:22 EST (1228 Views)
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MARVEL Ultimate Alliance
Adventure Game Reviewsm9x writes "the "ActionRPGAdventure" game!"
Posted by Suislide on Monday, November 13 @ 15:29:20 EST (1422 Views)
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Broken Sword 4: The Angel of Death
Adventure Game ReviewsI know what you are thinking... an adventure game? what the fuck is that? Well finally one has been released this year and is a sequel and official the weakest game in the series. What the hell?
Posted by Suislide on Saturday, September 30 @ 11:53:34 EDT (1639 Views)
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Conker Live & Reloaded
Adventure Game Reviewsjackass writes "conker.. fuck yeah! hes the funnyest little basterd in the world.. I LOVED THAT GAME on n64 but now its on xbox with better graphics than ever! fuck yeah!!"
Posted by Suislide on Tuesday, May 23 @ 10:31:20 EDT (1168 Views)
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Dreamfall: The Longest Journey
Adventure Game ReviewsEveryone knows that i fucking love adventure games and the Longest Journey was one of the best ones to come out. Now they made a sequel.... and added combat... and got rid of puzzles.... we all know how good this is going to be.
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, April 27 @ 21:23:55 EDT (1477 Views)
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RuneScape
Adventure Game ReviewsFebreze writes "You WON'T find a game worse than this peice of shit."
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, March 26 @ 11:00:20 EST (4137 Views)
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Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy
Adventure Game ReviewsSo this game is called fahrenheit but whenver they give you a temperature in the game its in celsius... Anyways this game was supposed to be really innovative but they kind of failed completley. Most developers do because they all suck dick save a few of them. The main problem with this game... is theres really not any gameplay. Who the fuck makes a game with no gameplay?
Posted by Suislide on Friday, September 30 @ 19:02:49 EDT (2135 Views)
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Still Life
Adventure Game ReviewsMean_MOFO writes "Adventure games! Remember those? Point and click somewhere, combine items, talk, use, open doors.. Oh, and eat shit. It looks that good adventure games are dying from a bad disease called "fuck that, I'm a do myself a FPS and make billions on that stupid fuck ass shit wipe mother fucker". Also, I raped your mother. "
Posted by Suislide on Saturday, August 27 @ 22:12:05 EDT (1763 Views)
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