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The Walking Dead Game
Adventure Game Reviewszachofat writes "Ok, this is not a fucking zombie shooter. If you look up some user reviews on metacritic, nearly all the dumbasses who thought it was a terrible game had came into it thinking it was a fucking zombie shooter (why in the name of hell would we need one more of those?) that had Walking Dead characters (Activision is already busy making a generic Walking Dead shooter already, those greedy bastards). While it does have a lot of story elements from the comic book/show and a couple of characters, for the most part it's a different story, following a zombie apocalypse. Read on to see why this is a fucking awesome point-and-click game."
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, January 24 @ 19:50:29 EST (1825 Views)
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Spore: What Happened?
Adventure Game ReviewsForgingIron writes "Spore wasn't a horrible game, but it could have been much better. The game's first major flaw is that EA published it. Right there, the game is telling you "Don't buy!" The only reason I got it was because my friend brought it down when he was visiting.

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Posted by Suislide on Saturday, August 25 @ 17:55:22 EDT (1955 Views)
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Penumbra Collection
Adventure Game Reviewsberzerker writes "Penumbra Collection is a collection of the Penumbra games, you guessed it! Since Suislide only reviews one game per quarter nowadays, and no one has bothered to put up a review of any of the Penumbra games, AND THESE ARE PC ONLY GAMES (yes, they still exist) here's a review."
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 13 @ 20:23:27 EDT (1613 Views)
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Dear Esther
Adventure Game ReviewsHoly shit, I didn't expect a game that isn't really a game but more of an interactive visual novel to be so fucking interesting. Apparently this game started out as a mod for Half-Life 2 about 4 years ago but was completely reworked and done with professional level graphics and more dialog. This is probably the best looking source game to date and was incredibly atmospheric and interesting. I shit my pants a little in surprise!
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, February 26 @ 18:18:01 EST (2505 Views)
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THE VOID
Adventure Game Reviewscraterface writes "a review about a game that's left quite an impression. Also known as "Tension", this title delivers that special something that we're after when it comes to play adventure games."
Posted by Suislide on Monday, August 15 @ 19:43:06 EDT (1801 Views)
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The Neverhood (1996)
Adventure Game Reviewspuk writes "The Neverhood is a 1996 game by the guy who made Earth Worm Jim. It, single handedly, is proof that the video game industry is in decline as it puts every game out this generation to shame."
Posted by Suislide on Saturday, April 03 @ 02:26:25 EDT (1712 Views)
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Runaway 3: A Twist of Fate
Adventure Game ReviewsUgh, they just had to make another one of these games and, of course I had to buy it just to tear it a new asshole. Twist of Fate...more like a twist of my fucking nutsack. So Pendulo Studios decides instead of just killing themselves and absolving the company, they will release this demon-abortion of a game onto the world and hopefully kill us all slowly. Seriously, Brian Basco is a fucking faggot and all the characters and art design are terrible. And the story is lame too...that's all you need to know, but if you want to keep reading go right ahead because I'm going to shit on this game.
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, January 21 @ 00:06:23 EST (1744 Views)
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Machinarium
Adventure Game Reviewscraterface writes "A certain Amanita Design just had the balls to make a game that's two dimensonal, adventure/puzzle in genre, and it's played in flash. But it's actually better that 99% of the games on this site."
Posted by Suislide on Tuesday, October 27 @ 21:17:27 EDT (1520 Views)
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Adventure Game Reviewshen writes "OMG! I think i just had my first gay experience!

Offcourse i just got the demo, i would never be able to look on the eyes of my family and friends if they knew i bought this game.
In fact i can't believe they sell these things for kids."
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, August 19 @ 11:38:39 EDT (1727 Views)
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Random BS Mac Games
Adventure Game Reviewspuk writes "Having lost faith in PC games thanks to the ass-fuck of the century *cough consolitus*, I've decided to turn to some Mac games. Now, Ubisoft has set the bar so low that it's not really worth my time mentioning that these games are actually pretty fun, but they are."
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 17 @ 23:23:05 EDT (1681 Views)
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