 | Menu |  | | | Login | | | Don't have an account yet? You can create one. As a registered user you have some advantages like theme manager, comments configuration and post comments with your name. | | | | | | Online | | 20 guest(s) and
1 member(s)
You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here | | | | | |
 Ugh, they just had to make another one of these games and, of course I had to buy it just to tear it a new asshole. Twist of Fate...more like a twist of my fucking nutsack. So Pendulo Studios decides instead of just killing themselves and absolving the company, they will release this demon-abortion of a game onto the world and hopefully kill us all slowly. Seriously, Brian Basco is a fucking faggot and all the characters and art design are terrible. And the story is lame too...that's all you need to know, but if you want to keep reading go right ahead because I'm going to shit on this game.
| | | | | | | | craterface writes "A certain Amanita Design just had the balls to make a game that's two dimensonal, adventure/puzzle in genre, and it's played in flash. But it's actually better that 99% of the games on this site."
| | | | | | | hen writes "OMG! I think i just had my first gay experience!
Offcourse i just got the demo, i would never be able to look on the eyes of my family and friends if they knew i bought this game.
In fact i can't believe they sell these things for kids."
| | | | | | | | puk writes "Having lost faith in PC games thanks to the ass-fuck of the century *cough consolitus*, I've decided to turn to some Mac games. Now, Ubisoft has set the bar so low that it's not really worth my time mentioning that these games are actually pretty fun, but they are."
| | | | | | | | mihai_alexandru73 writes "Although this game is similar in name to Stalin vs Martians, I promise you that this game isn’t even close to that wreck of a pseudo-game in terms of actual gameplay. Not that it’s worse than Stalin vs Martians, nothing can we worse than that game, what I mean is that it’s better, way better. Read on for the full review of the game."
| | | | | | | | berzerker writes "World of Goo has received universal praise. It has also been release on the Wii, so you would expect it to be a consolised piece of crap, but actually is it very good. World of Goo is a puzzle game, so for a change you do not blow out the brains of zombies / nazis / aliens, but your own brains by trying to solve the puzzles. It may just be a puzzle game but it fucking rocks (I borrowed this line from the Portal review of the Great Master of Game Review [TM] in order to make sure there is at least one mandatory "fuck" in this review). Now the formalities are out of the way, let's get to the game."
| | | | | | | | puk writes "I am a firm believer that mistakes are unforgivable if they were made knowing full well that it would end up as a fucking disaster. And Ubisoft has a knack for fucking shit up..."
| | | | | | | | Finally a half-decent adventure game that doesn't suck complete ass. Face it, now days we have total shit for adventure games being released. Everything that comes out of the adventure company is TOTAL SHIT. Also, we have that fucking pile limbo of the lost which manages to steal content from dozens of games and movies and meanwhile still play like an absolute dog turd. BUT FINALLY! Someone has released an adventure game that actually held my interest!
| | | | | | | | | Survey | | | | Old Articles | | | | Vote For Us | | | |
