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THE VOID
Adventure Game Reviewscraterface writes "a review about a game that's left quite an impression. Also known as "Tension", this title delivers that special something that we're after when it comes to play adventure games."
Posted by Suislide on Monday, August 15 @ 19:43:06 EDT (922 Views)
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The Neverhood (1996)
Adventure Game Reviewspuk writes "The Neverhood is a 1996 game by the guy who made Earth Worm Jim. It, single handedly, is proof that the video game industry is in decline as it puts every game out this generation to shame."
Posted by Suislide on Saturday, April 03 @ 02:26:25 EDT (1258 Views)
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Runaway 3: A Twist of Fate
Adventure Game ReviewsUgh, they just had to make another one of these games and, of course I had to buy it just to tear it a new asshole. Twist of Fate...more like a twist of my fucking nutsack. So Pendulo Studios decides instead of just killing themselves and absolving the company, they will release this demon-abortion of a game onto the world and hopefully kill us all slowly. Seriously, Brian Basco is a fucking faggot and all the characters and art design are terrible. And the story is lame too...that's all you need to know, but if you want to keep reading go right ahead because I'm going to shit on this game.
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, January 21 @ 00:06:23 EST (1189 Views)
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Machinarium
Adventure Game Reviewscraterface writes "A certain Amanita Design just had the balls to make a game that's two dimensonal, adventure/puzzle in genre, and it's played in flash. But it's actually better that 99% of the games on this site."
Posted by Suislide on Tuesday, October 27 @ 21:17:27 EDT (1056 Views)
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Adventure Game Reviewshen writes "OMG! I think i just had my first gay experience!

Offcourse i just got the demo, i would never be able to look on the eyes of my family and friends if they knew i bought this game.
In fact i can't believe they sell these things for kids."
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, August 19 @ 11:38:39 EDT (1234 Views)
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Random BS Mac Games
Adventure Game Reviewspuk writes "Having lost faith in PC games thanks to the ass-fuck of the century *cough consolitus*, I've decided to turn to some Mac games. Now, Ubisoft has set the bar so low that it's not really worth my time mentioning that these games are actually pretty fun, but they are."
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 17 @ 23:23:05 EDT (1023 Views)
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The Sims 3
Adventure Game Reviewsmihai_alexandru73 writes "The Sims are back so they can puke on us again"
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, June 17 @ 23:22:58 EDT (1986 Views)
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Plants vs Zombies
Adventure Game Reviewsmihai_alexandru73 writes "Although this game is similar in name to Stalin vs Martians, I promise you that this game isn’t even close to that wreck of a pseudo-game in terms of actual gameplay. Not that it’s worse than Stalin vs Martians, nothing can we worse than that game, what I mean is that it’s better, way better. Read on for the full review of the game."
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, May 21 @ 22:03:22 EDT (1464 Views)
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World of Goo
Adventure Game Reviewsberzerker writes "World of Goo has received universal praise. It has also been release on the Wii, so you would expect it to be a consolised piece of crap, but actually is it very good. World of Goo is a puzzle game, so for a change you do not blow out the brains of zombies / nazis / aliens, but your own brains by trying to solve the puzzles. It may just be a puzzle game but it fucking rocks (I borrowed this line from the Portal review of the Great Master of Game Review [TM] in order to make sure there is at least one mandatory "fuck" in this review). Now the formalities are out of the way, let's get to the game."
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, February 12 @ 20:45:13 EST (1402 Views)
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Prince of Persia
Adventure Game Reviewspuk writes "I am a firm believer that mistakes are unforgivable if they were made knowing full well that it would end up as a fucking disaster. And Ubisoft has a knack for fucking shit up..."
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, December 25 @ 15:45:51 EST (1582 Views)
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