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The Witcher
RPG ReviewsSo here is a game I was anticipating as a cool RPG with somewhat open game play. However, what I got was a completely mediocre game using a dated engine that fucking pisses me off. Here you play Geralt, a witcher, who is sloppy bitch in a game with a mediocre story and atmosphere.
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, January 10 @ 14:10:47 EST (1225 Views)
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Hellgate: London
RPG Reviewsphoenix6061 writes "From the makers of Diablo cum a new exciting FPS/RPG hybrid! Unfortunately while trying to cross breed the genres they got one UGLY ass fucking mutant. Then they try to pretty it up by prostituting it to the horny ass Diablo 2 fans. "
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, November 18 @ 22:16:43 EST (1117 Views)
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Neverwinter Nights 2: Mask of the Betrayer
RPG ReviewsSo of course they have to release an addon for NWN2 because they fucked up certain parts of it and wanted an excuse to make money at the same time while fixing them. Anyways the new addon is a pretty damn good addition to the game.
Posted by Suislide on Wednesday, October 10 @ 15:51:25 EDT (994 Views)
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Two Worlds
RPG ReviewsThis game should be renamed Two Turds because this game sucks cock. This game was probably made by some foreign developer with a budget the size of my nutsack. Just kidding, My nuts are fucking huge. Do we honestly need another generic shitty action RPG?
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, July 22 @ 10:51:40 EDT (3743 Views)
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Age of Pirates: Caribbean Tales
RPG ReviewsKasrkin writes "Yeah, looking at developer (Playlogic), publisher (Atari) and title (trying to get in the "Age of X" fame) you can guess the massive shit this game is going to be. First of all, the copy protection is Starfuck so don't try to run the original .exe or your cdroms and HDs would explode. As anyone who isn't a fucking casual player would expect, this game is exactly the Sea Dogs 2 (renamed to Pirates of the Caribbean when it was 70% developed), released MORE THAN FUCKING 4 YEARS AGO! as a XBOX game, and the same as the other later copy called something like "I love to jerk off thinking in Jack Sparrow" they released to in fact include a Jack Sparrow model in a game supposedly based on that movie.
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Posted by Suislide on Monday, March 12 @ 17:03:56 EDT (1091 Views)
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Jade Empire: Special Edition
RPG ReviewsBioware...... how have you fallen so? This game is a serious travesty to the previous record Bioware had going...Such masterpieces of art such as Baldurs Gate and NWN and KOTOR. This game is so fucking boring I'm going to stab a dog in the face. How the hell did they make such a piece of shit?
Posted by Suislide on Friday, March 09 @ 22:55:54 EST (1124 Views)
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Neverwinter Nights 2
RPG ReviewsThis time Obsidian didn't fuck up the sequel! What an amazing feat for them. Another AD&D 3.5 game out now and god dammit does it kick ass. Infact it just did 3d6 damage to your rectum.
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, November 19 @ 13:15:41 EST (2389 Views)
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Gothic 3
RPG ReviewsIm so sorry i had to put this under the RPG because as of right now i dont have a STEAMING PILE OF SHIT category. Jowood released a fucking fetile game with tons of bugs and broken gameplay? NO WAY, that couldn't be possible. One again Jowood is here to set the standards to a new height of "not-finishing" a game as possible!
Posted by Suislide on Monday, October 23 @ 21:37:55 EDT (3940 Views)
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Mage Knight Apocalypse
RPG ReviewsWhat a fucking dirty pile of shit. Its games like this that make me want to create a gigantic robot to destroy earth or atleast their development studios. This is one of the worse excuses for an RPG i have ever seen.
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, October 08 @ 23:01:34 EDT (1088 Views)
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Dungeon Siege 2: Broken World
RPG ReviewsKick ass. An addon for a badass game with some new features, slight improvements and 10 extra hours of ass kicking.
Posted by Suislide on Monday, August 21 @ 21:20:31 EDT (1068 Views)
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