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 Hooray! An expansion to the best fucking game of 2009 adding new missions, new story, new characters, higher level caps and items. The problem is though, they kind of fucked up this expansion a little bit due to some problems. Instead of the same guys who developed the original game I believe it was developed by a separate team. It's still a great Dragon Age experience but they fucked up some things that they shouldn't have done in this expansion pack. Also, it needed to be a lot longer and more detailed! The story in this game was incredibly lackluster to something as large and detailed as the original game. So here is my review of something to tide us over until Dragon Age 2 arrives!
| | | | | | | | This is the best fucking RPG since Baldur's Gate II and will rock your dick off. Bioware not only hit the nail on the head, they took a sledge hammer and smashed the fuck nail through my brain. They claimed this game to be the spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate and, unlike Bioshock, they weren't fucking kidding in the slightest. This game uses it's own world and system but has many similarities to Baldur's Gate. The game provides a shit ton of gameplay, fun as combat, great characters, voice acting and dialog, and best of all! A shit ton of blood. Bioware are by far, the kings of making RPGs because this game is a fucking masterpiece. If you don't buy this game today you are a fucking worthless scumbag who probably deserves to get shit in his mouth.
| | | | | | | | Gearbox decided to take a break from making the shit that is Brothers in Arms and decides to release a real game! Holy shit, it is fucking fun! The game is like a mix of Fallout 3 and Diablo and it fills my nutsack with glee. It is a FPS/RPG combo with 4 different classes to choose from and includes the ever necessary function of coop. So now I get to blow the shit out of people in a gory mess with my friends. Of course I have about five billion friends because they line up around the block to hang out with me. Only the people that pay the most get to even grace my presence. Hot Women get in for free though, and then I give them AIDS. Anyways, Gearbox hit the fucking nail on the head with this game.
| | | | | | | | I've never seen someone do this before. They take what starts as a decent game...infact more than half the game is decent..but in the last two acts of the game they FUCK IT UP SO BAD that the entire game isn't worth playing. So we have Risen, an action RPG set on a island with an oblivion-esque like environment. This really could have been a decent game, not the greatest but at least an eight out of ten...but lo-and-behold the dumbasses fucking ruined in the last 5 hours of the game. Just as a note to everyone, don't bother with this turd sammich.
| | | | | | | | berzerker writes "Gothic 3 has been reviewed here in November 2006 (by Suislide) and he made the mistake of buying it shortly after release. Silly him! Everyone knows that Gothic games are great BUT ONLY AFTER A YEAR OR SO because the initial release is bound to be riddled with bugs and FIRST YEAR CUSTOMERS ARE JUST BETA TESTERS. Now there is an enhanced edition of Gothic 3 (which is basically Gothic 3 plus the community patch 1.7 and later), so it is time to look again at this game. The Gothic series is probably the best RPG game series out there, so this better be any good!"
| | | | | | | berzerker writes "WTF, a review of a Gamecube title on VGS? And a Mario game to boot, call the asylum and bring on the straitjacket! OK, this is a Mario game, but it is no platformer for little kids. It is way too complex for little kids and contains no silly jumping puzzles. It is actually a full fledged RPG with stats, a party, XP, magic, augmentation cannisters, you name it (only the terminology is different in this game: I translated it into PC-gamian). It has turn based combat that requires a bit of strategy and is actually great fun to play. And yes, it is a Gamecube title so only 5 people in the world actually played it, but Gamecubes are really cheap second hand now, and this game alone is more than worth buying a Gamecube for.
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| | | | | | | | Derinzz writes "I haven't seen any DETAILED reviews of this hunk of feces here, or on any other site as every single site that HAS a review for this crap usually licks the developer's nuts then pop it inside their assholes. So, I signed up for this awesome site (Thanks to Suislide) and I feel the need to show you the frightening evil of this "game" and how much therapy and Homosexuality-Counseling the developers need. Also I feel the need to - RIGHT NOW - WARN all of VGS and the world that this game is destroying our youth 50x faster and more forcefully than Twatlight and it's Fatass Writer."
| | | | | | | D writes "WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK MENU QUIT YES EXIT TO WINDOWS YES
In many ways, Sacred is an adventure in self-realization: The realization that the game you brought costs three dollars less than the Diablo Battlechest collection and you can't take it back because it's a PC game."
| | | | | | | | Now, I am actually a fan of Neverwinter Nights 2 and thought the first expansion made the game was a definite step in the right direction story and character wise. This game however, is a stinky fucking turd. This expansion is a low budget piece of shit that never needed to be created. Honestly, to fund this game, everyone probably pooled whatever change they had in their pocket. So here we go....Storm of Shit..I mean Zehir.
| | | | | | | | I'm sorry, but unfortunately this piece of absolute shit has to go in the RPG category. This game is pretty much an insult to all RPGs in existence. Now I always thought the first Sacred was an absolute piece of shit. It had garbage dialog, garbage story, shit gameplay and pretty much just had a feeling of a nice coating of shit about it. Honestly, the first game just felt like a fucking choir to do anything in and it just had the worst feeling. Anyone who likes Sacred 1 is most likely a faggot, you should check your friends. Anyways, Sacred 2 continues the garbage by taking the same ideas as in the first game and making them fucking worse.
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