 | Menu |  | | | Login | | | Don't have an account yet? You can create one. As a registered user you have some advantages like theme manager, comments configuration and post comments with your name. | | | | | | Online | | 23 guest(s) and
1 member(s)
You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here | | | | | |
 That's right! I've played another set of shit fucking barf bag games which are a disgrace to even consider releasing onto society. I'm sick to my fucking stomach that I had to play these games. I am pretty sure that everyone on this site should praise me for my ability to suffer playing through this fucking garbage. Now, some people may question why I am reviewing these and not bigger games like Prototype. One reason, I'm fucking lazy as hell. Someone beat me to the punch and normally I would delete it but I was feeling lazy as fuck. Anyways, this here is a series of fucking terrible barf inducing puke drivel which is an insult to god for being released on society.
| | | | | | | | Yeah it's fucking true and god dammit I'm pissed. You guys can read all about this retarded crap at Shacknews: 3d Realms Closing
Seriously though, how fucking retarded...they spend 13 fucking years making a god damn game that I have been waiting for since 1997 and they go out of business. This is the biggest fuck up since Diakatana...spending over a decade developing a game without any sort of frame for release or completion time. RETARDED. WELL NO SHIT, you have to release video games to make money and selling the title to small companies to make shitty cellphone and DS games isn't going to bring in the proper income to fund a huge title. The only question that remains is what status is Duke Nukem Forever in and will it be released?
And here: http://duke.a-13.net/
| | | | | | | | Let's face the fucking facts here, I am too busy now days to write a billion reviews every month. I've been turning out pretty rapidly lately because all of these games have sucked complete and utter donkey ass. Honestly, half these games no one has even heard of because they are low-budget shit, and no one wants to read a full review on these turd sandwhiches. So instead of boring everyone and myself with four separate reviews for these golden turds, I decided to clump them all in one huge review. First we have 7.62 Calibre which is some low-budget crappy ass action RPG that really doesn't need to exist. Second we have Battlestrike which is probably the worst WWII first person shooter in existence. We also have Death Track Resurrection which belongs in a fucking arcade. Last we have the golden trophy of shitty fucking games which is another Leisure Suit Larry game that Al Lowe had absolutely no part in. I would want no part in this either unless I was planning to kill myself the next day. Anyways, here we go, four complete turds of a game that will make you wonder why you having funneled a gallon of molten tar into your ass.
| | | | | | |   
Yea, So here is penthouse pet Renee Perez like... showing her tits or something.
There are a few more pics inside. B=======D LOL ASCII PENIS LOLZ
| | | | | | | | Both of these guys can suck my big fat cock and choke on my huge load of sperm. I was the original mother fucker and then these turds come along and garner more popularity. Well they can SUCK MY DICK.
| | | | | | | | So 2006 is over and man, what a shit year of gaming. There was only very few games that stood out from the normal piles of shit that are usually released. Not to mention, christmas season was dryer than your moms twat so that didn't help. Overall, there was some good titles but this was not the best year of gaming. However here are the only awards that actually matter. Because these are unbiased and not paid off like all those other piece of shit websites. Piece of shit websites include Gamespy, Gamespot, IGN, RewiredMind, and basically any site listed on Gamerankings. Anyways here is the VGS Game of the Year Awards for 2006.
| | | | | | | | Just wanted to state that RewiredMind is officially one of biggest piles of anus review sites out there. They suck worse than gamespy and gamespot. Hell they even suck worse than this site. Now some people will probably say "oh mah god negro, you are giving them publicity" Well i dont get a fuck, just had to say that every review at that site has been a big pile of dog shit and it should be taken off the internets.
| | | | | | | | Hell yeah its the only fucking game of the year awards that count! Not user selected because users and morons and not selected by abunch of cunts who get paid for it! No! Its purely me and my completley always correct opinion on what should be the game of the year. If you disagree with any of these clearly you have no taste. So here i shall present thee with the VGS Game of the Year Awards 2005.
| | | | | | | | The recent release of battlefield 2: special forces further proves that electronic arts is a piece of shit company that does not deserve your business. In fact pirating games distributed by EA may be a good idea. Second only to mailing zip lock bags of human waste to their corporate headquarters.
| | | | | | | | | Survey | | | | Old Articles | | | | Vote For Us | | | |
