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Because there is no god, religion is bullshit, and santa claus is fucking stupid, I am helping to promote Hitchmas! A celebration of Christopher Hitchens!
Capcom, known for making absolutely nothing but garbage fucking games which they sloppily port to the PC has now gone low enough to fucking barf out cheat codes as DLC. Way to go. Could you get any fucking cheaper you scumbag organization? Maybe if you stopped releasing the same damn Street Fighter game every 6 months and actually made a decent game. Seriously, Capcom has absolutely no good qualities and I was hoping that they would go out of business. They make nothing worth playing. Ever. Fucking waste of an organization.
Yes, our worst fucking nightmares confirmed even though we were reassured it would be true to the Deus Ex experience. However, after viewing videos of the gameplay it has becoming more obvious that what we are getting instead is some shitty fucking generic stealth action game which will rival the generic-ness of every other console piece of shit out there. There are numerous problems with this game and it is making my penis soft. Click to read the damning evidence.
Posted by Suislide on Sunday, March 20 @ 13:20:51 EDT (2909 Views) (Read More... | 5347 bytes more | 19 comments | Score: 4.40)
Bioware fucking ruined one of the best game series of all times to cash in on the console crowd. EVEN FUCKING THOUGH the game sold better on the PC then both consoles. Stupid mother fuckers ruined one of the best games ever. If you want to read why, someone already did a full analysis of why this game is such a turd.
That's right! I've played another set of shit fucking barf bag games which are a disgrace to even consider releasing onto society. I'm sick to my fucking stomach that I had to play these games. I am pretty sure that everyone on this site should praise me for my ability to suffer playing through this fucking garbage. Now, some people may question why I am reviewing these and not bigger games like Prototype. One reason, I'm fucking lazy as hell. Someone beat me to the punch and normally I would delete it but I was feeling lazy as fuck. Anyways, this here is a series of fucking terrible barf inducing puke drivel which is an insult to god for being released on society.
Posted by Suislide on Friday, June 19 @ 00:16:14 EDT (4463 Views) (Read More... | 5120 bytes more | 3 comments | Score: 2.2)
Yeah it's fucking true and god dammit I'm pissed. You guys can read all about this retarded crap at Shacknews: 3d Realms Closing
Seriously though, how fucking retarded...they spend 13 fucking years making a god damn game that I have been waiting for since 1997 and they go out of business. This is the biggest fuck up since Diakatana...spending over a decade developing a game without any sort of frame for release or completion time. RETARDED. WELL NO SHIT, you have to release video games to make money and selling the title to small companies to make shitty cellphone and DS games isn't going to bring in the proper income to fund a huge title. The only question that remains is what status is Duke Nukem Forever in and will it be released?
Let's face the fucking facts here, I am too busy now days to write a billion reviews every month. I've been turning out pretty rapidly lately because all of these games have sucked complete and utter donkey ass. Honestly, half these games no one has even heard of because they are low-budget shit, and no one wants to read a full review on these turd sandwhiches. So instead of boring everyone and myself with four separate reviews for these golden turds, I decided to clump them all in one huge review. First we have 7.62 Calibre which is some low-budget crappy ass action RPG that really doesn't need to exist. Second we have Battlestrike which is probably the worst WWII first person shooter in existence. We also have Death Track Resurrection which belongs in a fucking arcade. Last we have the golden trophy of shitty fucking games which is another Leisure Suit Larry game that Al Lowe had absolutely no part in. I would want no part in this either unless I was planning to kill myself the next day. Anyways, here we go, four complete turds of a game that will make you wonder why you having funneled a gallon of molten tar into your ass.
Posted by Suislide on Thursday, April 30 @ 21:53:37 EDT (895 Views) (Read More... | 5270 bytes more | 4 comments | Score: 4)
