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Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2
Posted on Sunday, March 20 @ 13:20:51 EDT by Suislide
Site News/General BullshitYes, our worst fucking nightmares confirmed even though we were reassured it would be true to the Deus Ex experience. However, after viewing videos of the gameplay it has becoming more obvious that what we are getting instead is some shitty fucking generic stealth action game which will rival the generic-ness of every other console piece of shit out there. There are numerous problems with this game and it is making my penis soft. Click to read the damning evidence.

1. Retarded Yellow Highlighting: One of the worst fucking parts about this game is the stupid ass yellow hightlight on all the items you can interact with. It RUINS the fucking immersion of the game by making everything glow stupidly yellow but beyond that it holds your fucking hand instead of promoting exploration and searching on your own. However, everyone thought you would be able to disable this yellow highlighting bullshit? GUESS WHAT? You fucking cannot. Here is the twitter of one of the developers stating you cannot change it. Why the fuck not? WHY? I wan't to play the fucking game without it holding my hand and telling me everything I need to do every second of the fucking game. It kills the immersion and makes the game piss obvious for doing everything. How hard would it fucking be to create a toggle for that shit? This automatically is a final sign that this game will blow ass and not be the true Deus Ex that we are looking for.

2. Regenerating Health: Thanks Consoles for this fucking stupid "innovation" which instead takes games backwards. Why the fuck did JC Denton, a model superior to that of whatever fag is in this game, need to install an augmentation to regenerate health if this guy just has it built in? I'll tell you why. Because this game is being created as a console friendly retard station. Carrying around medpacks and other items to restore your MULTIPLE HEALTH ZONES was infinitely more interesting and pretty much just better game play mechanics. Instead, they want to simplify the game so you can basically just press a button to win! Turn this regenerating health bullshit off because it makes games easy as fuck to play (which is probably what they want for dipshit console tards.

3. 3rd Person Bullshit/Cover System: Will they knock it the fuck off with this cover system crap? Every fucking game now days has some stupid ass 3rd person cover system to make up for the shitty controls provided by the console controllers. Deus Ex is a fucking first person game and doesn't need to switch to fucking 3rd person everytime you climb a god damn ladder or take cover behind a box. This serves absolutely no purpose but to kill the fucking immersion of the video game. You know what mechanic that worked BETTER from 11 years ago? LEAN. Let me stay in first person and lean around a fucking corner to see what is going on. I don't need some 3rd person cheat mode where I cannot get spotted but can magically see everything around me. That is fucking stupid and does nothing but break immersion of the game

4. No Melee Weapons: According to ( There will be absolutely no melee weapons in the game. Say goodbye to the knife, baton, swords and other items by becoming a melee stealth expert in the first game. Now you instead get to use these fucking stupid METAL ARM BLADES! WOW HOW INTERESTING AND INNOVATIVE. Metal Arm Blades that do all the work for me. Nevermind the fact that various soldiers would probably have a knife on them.

5. Quick-Time Event Kills: This is the worst fucking part for me. This quick-time event cutscene bullshit needs to fucking dissapear forever. You just press a fucking button and WOW THE GAME PLAYS ITSELF! Let me fucking play a game. In Deus Ex 1, you would sneak up behind someone and use your various weapons to disable them. Not anymore in Deus Ex 3! Now you just walk up behind someone (up to 4 people at once) and it will just play a fancy quick-time event where it kills all the enemies for you! Hooray! I love watching the game play itself and taking me out of the immersion. You will probably have to watch the same stupid fucking events thousands of time throughout the game because they never include enough animations to keep it interesting.Don't believe me? Check out these shitty videos below

In conclusion, this game is going to suck fucking ass because it is just another consolized piece of shit that developers are ONLY making because they want to ride off the coat tails of success for the first game. Well if you really wanted success then you should have MADE IT LIKE THE FIRST GAME, not a fucking stupid consolized shitbag. Deus Ex 3: Human Revolution is going to blow chunks.

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by Ape_Shall_Never_Kill_Ape ( on Sunday, March 20 @ 13:32:49 EDT
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Please let there be modding tools for this at least. DX2 had jack shit for mods, aside from a texture pack.

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by puk on Sunday, March 20 @ 18:04:21 EDT
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Post my Crysis 2 MP Demo review

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by grhluna on Sunday, March 20 @ 20:03:07 EDT
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Hahaaa i love this site games r so fup lately
U know only 1 game will be for all eternity the best ever
And I play since I had my 8086 so I can know
Anyway that game will be the upcoming elder scrolls
It's gonna rocket the true rpg lovers like myself ( free roam
Loot ai immersion ) into another world like morrowind did but this time only modern and better
The rest of games ever made are All fup without exception
Well perhaps a couple oldies simcity syndicate pagan ultima blade runner u know. Anyway I said enuff here
Ps: fuck your fps games ! Get a life stead some gay virtual gun !

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by ZippyDSMlee on Monday, March 21 @ 17:27:07 EDT
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I like item highlighting..its hard to see in the dark and all.
I loved the turok's QTE's.

Oh and Batman AA is nothing but QTEs if you want to get technical about it.

Also you still insist DA:O is a good game so your whining is ignored. :P

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by Dick_In_Your_Ass (EMO on Tuesday, March 22 @ 00:44:35 EDT
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loot glint,was in bioshock,but atleast there was an option for it.

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by MEee on Tuesday, March 22 @ 06:36:50 EDT
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only things worrying are the metal blade thingies.
everything else is ok

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by berzerker on Thursday, March 24 @ 18:08:37 EDT
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Another interview about this game here:

Apparently these guys loved the first game, but they are developing only the console versions; the PC version is developed by a partner I never heard of before (Nixxes); apparently they did a few ports before ( but none of these spring to mind as particularly good ports (although I quite liked Soul Reaver 2), but a worse track record is conceivable.

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Re: Deus Ex 3 is heading the way of Deus Ex 2 (Score: 1)
by jAMMER on Monday, May 23 @ 13:09:58 EDT
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Damn! Can we not go back to the good ol' days when games where made for pc's...and then later adapted to play on a console, if so desired by console users?
Guess not. Not yet, anyway. Though there is a market for it. I mean shit, I can go into Barnes and Noble and get a magazine on any topic I want! RC cars, airplanes, rap music, rock music, housekeeping, playboy etc.. I can go into a porn shop and get a mag thats all about fat bitches, or black bitches, or even bitches that are black AND fat... I can go into Starbucks and order 25 different kinds of coffee drinks, though Ive only had about 5. If I want to buy a dog there are hundreds of breeds, and people are still breeding all of them. If i want custom wheels for my car there are a hundred companies each with a shit ton of wheels to choose from- even ugly ones that are 13 inchers, Im sure by now you get my why then, with all of the programmers, game designers, people on the web, advertising, etc is it so few and far between that we get to play a game that will immerse us? let us jump and crouch and get prone? be a challenge? give us all the options in the menu? Is there not a game that will let me load and save when and where i want, so i dont have to play the same shit over and over and over 20 effin times until i get it right RIGHT before i get to the checkpoint there is something difficult and i die..and then i have to replay the part that i always get through, just to get to the hard part again--and die..and then have to do it again..fuck
I think it would be cool if the original dues ex was remade in the fashion of black mesa. I dont know if youve heard of black mesa but its a free mod or redo (that hasnt been released yet btw) of the original half-life. I cant wait to play this fucking game! and it will be free!! (if its ever released). But it would be cool if someone were to do this to Deus Ex (in a shorter length of time though) Actually, if its good and done right it will be worth the wait...just not 5 years like black mesa. or is it 7? anyways Awesome Review!

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