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Game of the Year Awards 2003
Posted on Sunday, January 04 @ 20:07:56 EST by Suislide
Site News/General BullshitI know what you people were thinking... "gamespy has their awards so why do i need yours." This is for one simple reason which is Gamespy sucks a cooked monkey's testicle covered with spices. Gamespy and everyone who visits that shit site is wrong, stupid, and gay. So Hurray for the VGS Game of the Year Awards because I'm always fucking right

Game of The Year 2003:

Call of Duty

Who the hell would have expected anything else for game of the year. This game was fucking perfect except for the length of the game. It's non stop action, shooting, blowing the shit out of things and people, with no interuptions. All the shit going, bullets whizzing by, explosions gun fire and everything you see makes it like a fucking movie. This game kicks so much ass i feel like i was just fucked by a donkey. The only problem with this game is the length which doesnt even fucking matter because you can always have a great ass time playing mutliplayer. So for having tons of action thats incredibly fun its obviously the best game this year.

Action Game of the Year:

Max Payne 2

Obviously anyone expected this... what other action game that came out this year deserves this... none. Max Payne 2 has all the killing, diving, and shooting (which we all like) from the first one now put into this game with added shit. The new bullet time system is bad ass where Max moves faster yet enemies move slower. Also the graphics are fucking incredibly and the game runs perfect. Prince of Persia could obviously compete greatly here except i chose Max Payne 2 because i like guns over pussy ass swords. Also Prince of Persia got a little repetitive while killing things never gets old! So Max Payne 2 is the Action Game of the Year.

Adventure Game of the Year:

Broken Sword 3

Adventure games are sort of in a shitty spot right now so of course this game wins it. Look what it had to compete against.. The Black Mirror. Wow that game is a complete and utter piece of shit. This game is still fun as hell though and the graphics look nice although some of the textures are low res which is gay. Also the voice acting in this game is great unlike another piece of shit adventure game i know. So this game wins Adventure Game of the Year.

Racing Game of the Year

Need For Speed Underground

All racing games suck complete and utter loose wind flapping pussy. Im not going to lie I didn't even play this game and I never will... racing games are just plain boring. The only reason i give this game this award is beacuse of the hype it has. Abunch of 12 year old faggots are buying it for their piece of shit consoles. The game has 111 tracks that are partically all the same and yet it sells. Any company who can make a shit game like this then sell it obviously deserves this award. Thats why NFS:U is the Racing game of the year

FPS Game of the Year

Call Of Duty

Face it this game fucking kicks the shit out of all FPS that have come out this year. Unreal 2 OH WOW THATS A GREAT ONE, chaser, and shit like Halo and deus ex 2. These games all stunk like raunchy pussy while Call Of Duty shined with its intense action and fucking blow the shit out of anything. That is why its also the FPS Game of the Year.

Role-Playing Game of the Year

Knights of the Old Republic

Gamespy gave this the game of the year for 2003. Well fuck them in the ass its good but its not that good. Although it definatley the best RPG that came out this year. Infact it kicks so much ass with its lightsaber dualing and its damn good story it makes me want to plug my ass, dick, nose, mouth, and ears and blow shit out of my nipples. The voice acting was all done great, the graphics, characters, story, everything was just damn good. Infact i want to play it again because of the badass lightsaber shit. I love stabbing stuff with a light saber thats with KOTOR is the RPG of the Year.

Strategy Game of the Year

Warcraft III: Frozen Throne

Fuck i didnt even play this game but i asked quite of few people what they thought was the best Strategy. So because of the people I asked this game is the Startegy Game of the Year>

Shit-Stained Game of the Year

Deus Ex 2: Invisible War

Yes you people probably knew i was going to take a fat dump right down this game's throat. This game went from a great game to a boring, stupid, 12 year old version piece of shit with graphics that belong in a dead fetus. Lets recap - Shitty graphics, dumb-down boring gameplay, runs shitty, massivly large text, for a 10 year old dip shit who cant pay attention to a game unless it has flashy graphics and non complicated things. Thats why this shit fucking game is the Shit-Stained Game of the Year for 2003.

Yes those are the Games of the Year for 2003 and of course they are all correct because it was all done by me.

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Re: Game of the Year Awards 2003 (Score: 1)
by M0nKeY on Sunday, January 04 @ 20:32:34 EST
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Wow, very nice... I definalty agree, call of duty rocked my ass this year. I didn't think 2003 was particularly great for game innovation. It seemed like a lot of the smae stuff we saw in 2002 but CoD defintaly pushed FPS to places it hasnt been. I only hope half life2 and doom 3 can live up to our expectations. I really have a feeling some unknown dark horse is goign to be next years best. Last year everyone would have been like.... Call of what?


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Re: Game of the Year Awards 2003 (Score: 1)
by Suislide on Wednesday, January 07 @ 20:04:23 EST
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Needs more reads... someone go advertise!


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Re: Game of the Year Awards 2003 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 17 @ 14:49:43 EST
Halo should've at least tied Deus Ex 2 for Shit-Stained GOTY. If the lazy cockbites at Queerbox had bothered to take time to make it run smoothly on even just the highest end systems (which it can't even manage), it still isn't much compared to the huge number of really good FPS on the PC, going all the way back to 1998.
This one should've stayed in console land. As should all other ports. The expectations are obviously much lower there.


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