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Max Payne 2
Posted on Saturday, October 18 @ 12:37:31 EDT by Suislide
Action Game ReviewsIts Payne, this time hes in his mid 40s or atleast looks like he is. Also this game was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to short.

Graphics: They look fucking beautiful with bullet time diving action, me doing the spin shit 5000 to reload a 7 shell pump shotgun in a matter of seconds. I mean honestly can you do that. Dont think so bitch. Ok so all the textures seemed better looking, they are obviously a way higher res then in the first game. Only problem i have with the graphics is Payne himself. He looks like a fucking guy in mid 40s now. Honestly what the fuck, he looks like a constapated 20 year old in the first one and now he looks old. Anyways the blur effect when he does the spin move looks good, infact all the effects look good. Like when hes walking around in his fucked up dreams of his (because he shoots heroin) theres all this blur shit and stuff and it looks good.

One problem is though i noticed when im diving and then i blow someones penis off and payne catches it with his mouth and smokes it like a cigar, THAT his hand isnt sometimes on the weapon. What the fuck is that you think they could fix that from the first. Lazy assholes.

Sound: The pistol and Mp5 gunshots are ass but thats about it. Also there seems to be a lack of music in this game. I hardly noticed it all besides the main menu or during the comic strip anus bullshit. The voice acting is good and stuff so yeah.

Gameplay: Its fucking great and basically just like the first one. I dive to the side shoot someone in the fucking face with the handcannon (which may i add is quite a useless weapon). Or i could dive forward with dual desert eagles and blow each testicle off with each gun. Also there is basically one new feature with bullet time. If you go in bullet time and start killing the guys the little gay meter thing that shows how much time you have left turns piss yellow. So you start moving faster but everything else is getting slower. What the fuck is that, i dont like that obviously. Why the fuck can payne move faster than everyone else, is he on speed?

The game is also kind of short. I beat it in two days wow! I never seemed to get enough ammo for my dual uzi's which was gay. I wanted to fucking spray bullets all over the place. Also the fucking ak shoots slow as hell, its a piece of shit. Some weapons like the hand cannon are terrible and not even useful. So yeah thats about it.

Story: You are Max Payne obviously. You have a homicide call and so you go to the place. Turns out these people are bad and trying to kill you. You also see Mona Sax the bitch whore who got shot in the head in the first game. God knows how she is alive and then you get this case and abunch of shit happens and you solve. Your lucky i didnt spoil anything bitches and also they are going to make a 3rd game. It tells you at the end of the credits and its quite obvious. Ok burn in hell thats all thats really to say here.

The game was fun and stuff but way to short so ill give it a 9/10

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Max Payne 2 (Score: 1)
by Grooveygr (Party@Your.Moms) on Saturday, October 18 @ 14:56:50 EDT
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Definitely a worthy successor to the Max Payne legacy...
One other thing i found displeasing is the lack of kick ass boss fights to spice up the game! the one at the end of the game made me realise it was lacking... Storyline was also rather crap and obvious.
I have spoken!

*Vanishing act involving smoke and loud sounds*


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Re: Max Payne 2 (Score: 1)
by M0nKeY on Saturday, October 18 @ 15:35:30 EDT
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Good Game.

I like the naked girl in the shower
More of that....
somone needs to make a sex mod.


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Re: Max Payne 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Friday, October 24 @ 15:15:08 EDT
this game is fucking ownage i wanna rape mona


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Mona Naked!!!!!! (Score: 1)
by M0nKeY on Saturday, October 25 @ 00:49:27 EDT
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HOW TO GET MONA NAKED: A TUTORIAL

1) Make a shortcut to the game's exe file.
2) Change the Target field to this:
"C:Program FilesRockstar GamesMax Payne 2MaxPayne2.exe" -developerkeys -screenshot
3) Start a new game or load one you have saved.
4) Use PAGE UP/PAGE DOWN to scroll through models. You will get Nude Mona
quicker if you use PAGE UP.
5) Pressing F3 will allow you to move the camera around freely. Press F3 again
tomove the camera around freely. Press F3 again
to set the camera and regain control of your character.
6) Pressing F10 will make a screen shot in your Max Payne 2 directory.
7) Try not to jerk it too hard.


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Re: Max Payne 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Friday, February 25 @ 23:28:27 EST
The graphics are amazing on the pc but the ps2 version sucks ass, your right the bullet time shit is cool but the story line is better in the first one.


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Re: Max Payne 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Friday, February 25 @ 23:31:10 EST
Yo who ever said that shit about raping mona what do you get off at that shit, ill fucking kick your ass if you dont grow the fuck up.


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Re: Max Payne 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Saturday, May 28 @ 12:19:38 EDT
Still not as much fun as getting drunk, blacking out, and waking up a strange hotel room in Korea with a couple filipino hookers. Hoo ah


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Re: Max Payne 2 (Score: 1)
by Gamer2005 on Friday, August 19 @ 16:26:00 EDT
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I didnt like this one very much. I just didnt think it was as good as the first. When I first played the game, I thought "wheres the refrence to the first one"? Then I noticed the "previously" icon on the games front screen. Yeah, it continues the story, but I don't know, I was really looking foreward to this game before it came out, and it just didnt really grab me like I thought it would.


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