Max Payne 2
Date: Saturday, October 18 @ 12:37:31 EDT
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Its Payne, this time hes in his mid 40s or atleast looks like he is. Also this game was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to short.

Graphics: They look fucking beautiful with bullet time diving action, me doing the spin shit 5000 to reload a 7 shell pump shotgun in a matter of seconds. I mean honestly can you do that. Dont think so bitch. Ok so all the textures seemed better looking, they are obviously a way higher res then in the first game. Only problem i have with the graphics is Payne himself. He looks like a fucking guy in mid 40s now. Honestly what the fuck, he looks like a constapated 20 year old in the first one and now he looks old. Anyways the blur effect when he does the spin move looks good, infact all the effects look good. Like when hes walking around in his fucked up dreams of his (because he shoots heroin) theres all this blur shit and stuff and it looks good.

One problem is though i noticed when im diving and then i blow someones penis off and payne catches it with his mouth and smokes it like a cigar, THAT his hand isnt sometimes on the weapon. What the fuck is that you think they could fix that from the first. Lazy assholes.

Sound: The pistol and Mp5 gunshots are ass but thats about it. Also there seems to be a lack of music in this game. I hardly noticed it all besides the main menu or during the comic strip anus bullshit. The voice acting is good and stuff so yeah.

Gameplay: Its fucking great and basically just like the first one. I dive to the side shoot someone in the fucking face with the handcannon (which may i add is quite a useless weapon). Or i could dive forward with dual desert eagles and blow each testicle off with each gun. Also there is basically one new feature with bullet time. If you go in bullet time and start killing the guys the little gay meter thing that shows how much time you have left turns piss yellow. So you start moving faster but everything else is getting slower. What the fuck is that, i dont like that obviously. Why the fuck can payne move faster than everyone else, is he on speed?

The game is also kind of short. I beat it in two days wow! I never seemed to get enough ammo for my dual uzi's which was gay. I wanted to fucking spray bullets all over the place. Also the fucking ak shoots slow as hell, its a piece of shit. Some weapons like the hand cannon are terrible and not even useful. So yeah thats about it.

Story: You are Max Payne obviously. You have a homicide call and so you go to the place. Turns out these people are bad and trying to kill you. You also see Mona Sax the bitch whore who got shot in the head in the first game. God knows how she is alive and then you get this case and abunch of shit happens and you solve. Your lucky i didnt spoil anything bitches and also they are going to make a 3rd game. It tells you at the end of the credits and its quite obvious. Ok burn in hell thats all thats really to say here.

The game was fun and stuff but way to short so ill give it a 9/10







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