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| Devil May Cry 3: Dante's awakaning | | Posted on Monday, March 27 @ 22:17:50 EST by M0nKeY |  fuckinghateyou writes "Dante: It's like staring at a backed up toilet!
The point is, you jump 20% of the time, Shoot 20% of the time, Slash 40% of the time, and try to figure out what the fuck to do 20% of the time... If your not doing that, then you are probably breaking this peice of shit game...
Lets cut the shit and get straight to this crappy ass game.
Graphics: The Graphics are Decent, but they are to decent, the last time I saw these graphics was in the last fucking game and the game before that. Really... Capcom needs to hire new Retards to fucking work in the graphics department, because the waterheads who are, seem to be just beating their heads on the key boards.
Controls: The Same fucking controls as the last game, Wtf? X,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x this is all you do in this fucking game, press a single button, jump press it again, press another button that makes you shoot, or hey, hold the L2 key and keep pressing it for a stylish move, What the hell, Capcom, please, I know we bitch that controls are to hard to use, but guess what, now they are just to repedative...
Voice Overs: Yet again, Dante is voiced by a different fucking person, and yet again, the voice overs suck so bad my ears start bleeding. I rather the second game in voice overs, the reason being, there was 2 fucking lines in the whole game...
Game Play: As I stated, Repedative, X,x,x,x,x,x,x, o,o,o,o,o,o,o,o L2+o,o,o,o,o,o,o ☼,☼,☼,☼...... The point is, you jump 20% of the time, Shoot 20% of the time, Slash 40% of the time, and try to figure out what the fuck to do 20% of the time... If your not doing that, then you are probably breaking this peice of shit game...
Game Level: The Difficulty Level on just the easy mode is hard, this game is just to Fucking hard unless you've played EVERY DMC game, and you know EVERY combo. If this game isn't hard for you, then you play it to much...
New Features: Only thing new here is the SE version of the game where you can play as Vergil and Nelo... Other then that, the weapons are new, but they mostly suck...
The Story: This starts before DMC 1, which means a younger Dante, and a shitty plot to explain the events up to DMC... Dante is incountered by a Bald guy that looks like a Hitman Reject. So... He flips a desk, and the first battle begins... *Skips the repedative button pressing and enemy spawning* Dante walks out his shop and sneezes and it falls down *Skips another repedative fight sequence* So now we meet his brother and main enemy, his twin brother... okay where have I heard this fucking story before? Vergil owns the thing you spent 5 minutes trying to kill in 3 seconds... Then you see this ugly ass bitch, and you go into another repedative fighting sequence... FINALLY! You'll enter the castle where you meet a Giant talking dog... Kill his ass with repedativity... Okay, you know what, fuck this, the game story is just as repedative as the fighting, every time you go into a cut scene its usually with fighting or you about to fight!
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakaning... 2/5
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 | |  | Re: Devil May Cry 3: Dante's awakaning (Score: 1)
by Enigma on Monday, June 26 @ 21:44:42 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | First off, you should learn to spell before you try to insult anyone. I'll comment on this in sections.
Graphics: How the hell can graphics be "too decent"? They're either good, or their not. With Capcoms survival horror / Horror games (DMC Would probably be considered Action/Horror) , they're known for their gritty detail. Lastly, it's the freaking PS2 for gods sake.
Controls: It's the third installment in the series. If they had changed the controls, you'd probably be bitching about that. Also, DMC isn't the kind of game that you sit down and practice and practice, and over a long period of time master. It's the kind of game that you pick up, turn on, and jump into the action with.
Voiceovers: Hmm, it's a prequel... Dante is pretty much a teenager, in part one, maybe in his 20's, in part two maybe in his 30's. It'd be kind of dumb hearing a 19 year old with a 30+ year olds voice, don't you think? Plus, it's in english! What game doesn't sound completely retarted in english?
Gameplay: Like I said, pick up and play, one button for your sword, a jump button, one for guns, etc. etc. What, do you want three different buttons for the one sword he carries? Or maybe, two different jump buttons, hell, lets have 5 different buttons for projectile attacks why don't we?! The game is about easy playability, and style. What more do you want?
Game Level: Hmm, easy is too hard? " this game is just too hard" That sounds pretty pathetic to me, you bitched about the controls being too easy to use, now you're bitching about the game itself being too hard? What would be the point in buying a game if you're just going to breeze right through it every time you play? Now that would be something to whine about.
New Features: Hm... "Special Edition" I wonder why there are more characters there, than in the original game... New game, new weapons, lets whine about that shall we! It makes so much sense!
The Story: I doubt you even got that far. Since you could only vaguely describe the intro to the game. If you were paying attention you might actually learn how the first Devil May Cry came to be. That's the whole point of the game idiot.
fuckinghateyou's Review: 0/10
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Re: Devil May Cry 3: Dante's awakaning (Score: 1)
by SirNuX on Thursday, August 24 @ 06:06:14 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | I agree with Enigma, You only start bitching about one thing, And than you start bitching about something else that connects the first object...
First of all, Don't rate a fucking game unless you've finished it...
New Features: You forgot the Gold Mode(Or whatever it's called) It includes that if you die, You have infine continue's and there is this another Silver mode(or wtf) And its much harder and you have some continue's...
Quite the same as "Easy" and "Hard".
Anyway I rate this game 7/10 |
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Re: Devil May Cry 3: Dante's awakaning (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Friday, November 02 @ 20:18:23 EDT | | Fuck whoever wrote this pile. Should be killed or must be dead by now. |
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