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| Battlefield 2 | | Posted on Wednesday, June 22 @ 14:08:53 EDT by Suislide |  Well all know EA sucks the left nut of a elephant. Thats why im glad they had nothing to do with this game besides publishing it because they are fucking garbage. But OH MAN this game fucking KICKS ASS.
Graphics: The graphics in this game arent bad. The models for the helicopters, jets and vehicles and weapons all look fine. Some of the enviornments looks like someone wipe shit all over the screen and called it a texture. Also there is an annoying ass problem were the shadows are big fucking squares. WATCH OUT DOOM3! Other than that the graphics look fine and the enviornments are pretty large. They could have made it look better those cunts. The promotion screenshots looked way fucking better. I like how they always bullshit us. The only problem is the god damn models for the enemies and yourself look almost the same. So you cant fucking who you are shooting until you get like 3 feet away from them. The textures for the most part look fine except for the few low resolution ones which is annoying as hell. Why the hell cant you put in sharp textures everywhere? I doubt the performance is going to change that much because you put these 3 low resolution textures in the game. The Ironsights actually look realistic unlike in that garbage brothers in arms where the iron sights was a blurry ass annoying sprite on the screen.
Sound: The sound kicks ass and it actually fucking works in 5.1 unlike that awesome game San Andreas. Oh and by awesome i mean a stupid piece of shit that doesnt deserve an 8. The gun shots for the weapons actually sound real for once because they have that popping noise like a real gun. The explosions are weak as hell. IT sounds like someone threw a pile of shit at the wall and called in an explosion. Other than that the sound actually kicks ass. EXPLOSIONS AND GUNSHOTS EVERYWHERE AND PEOPLE DYING! The vehicles all have different sounds which kicks ass as well. And you can actually change a fair amount of options unlike that game... whats it called OH YEAH SAN ANDREAS.
Gameplay: This is the part that kicks the most ass. Select what class you want to be which all have different things they can do. The engineer repairs shit, medic heals, support gives ammo blah blahha. Point is you choose a fucking class and then a spawn point on th map and its time TO KICK ASS. Grab a fucking helicopter, fly in, shoot some missles at some chinks and capture the points you need to on the map. Then you fucking get back in your helicopter and nuke some more foreigners and capture more points and THE ASS KICKING NEVER CEASES. Theres tons of different vehicles from different helicopters, jets, APCs, tanks, dune buggies, hummers, and some other shit. YOu fucking fly a jet in bomb some guys throw a fetus at some guys head and kill him then eat his dead remains. These are all true features. There is also a commander who can tell you do shit and you can tell him to fuck off because he sucks at the game. He can also do some artillery bullshit. Theres so much different weapons stationary and other such. Also you can form squades with your friends so you can know where they are pick them up and shit. THE POINT IS The ass kicking from this game never stops. 1942 and vietnam sucked complete dick but this game is a million times better. The only thing is the menu for setting up your controls is fucking retarded. You press the key you want and if its already assigned THEN HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID IT TAKES THE ASSIGNMENT AWAY FROM THE OTHER KEY! NO! Instead you have to fucking find the other key, reassign that one, then go back to the one you want to set. Fucking lame ! But the ass kicking that comes from this game is ridiculous! And finally a game where the damn minigun sprays a ridiculous amount of bullets.
Story: There is no story its a multiplayer game you fucking idiot. Theres a video at the beginning but it sucks ass and of course you cant skip the lame ass EA logo. That can all be solved by deleting the movies folder.
This game kicks ass 10/10
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by flaming_ass_packet on Thursday, June 23 @ 14:44:23 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | indeed the game owns. but one thing i cant fucking stand is the controll of the helicopters... i mean shit, "auto correction"??? FUCK THAT!. in DC final the bf1942 mod, the helicopters actually took some skill to fly and very few people knew how to truley handle it.
my quote from another forum on the helicopter situation:
also, the helicopters are way gay now. the helos in DC final fucking rocked because it was like actually flying a REAL helicopter. i guess too many noobs got together and made some sort of pention and presented it to DICE... the "change the helicopter releasm" pention was agreed upon by the CEO of DICE after watching 5 hours of footage of noobs trying to take off, doing back flips and landing upside down ontop of a friendly veicles. also the CEO commented: "weve decited that having the helicopters being abale to be piloted by people with a half a brain was a bad thing, and now EVERYBODY mar partake in the whirlly goodness".
anyways, other then that, the game owns your mother. somwhere in this world she lies barefoot and pregnate with a bf2 disk lodged up her twat. |
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 1)
by flaming_ass_packet on Thursday, June 23 @ 17:51:26 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | HOLEEE SHIT! i allmost forgot... you have to log in to play online. how gay is that?? ranks suck ass and therre should be an option where either you log on to a special "ranked character" or you provide a user name and pass for a ranked char when you join a ranked server.
EA is a pile of shit. im sure DICE didnt want it this way, but you know EA and their fiscal fist fuck corporate marketing ideas...
so anyways, of course the account server is down (its official) and i cant fucking play online. how gay.
what im really thinking is that this is a plot to get people to install shitty adware ridden gamespy arcade. |
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Battleshiat duo (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10 @ 16:24:21 EDT | What a surprise, you all fell for this piece of shit game. You know, you're a waste of a perfectly good domain name. Your name doesn't suit you at all, your site should be named "A bunch of preteen cocky snobs who like to use the f word a lot while playing shitty games and actually enjoying it while their mom prances around smearing cans of oil all over her titties". I don't know what the fuck was wrong with you, first Half-Baked 2, and now this pile of excrement? This site is seriously getting more and more fucked up. Oh, but GTA and all new super cool games are "the shit" now, so u according to all other sources, need to shove your heads into corporate asses.
Here's a newsflash for u guys:
EVERY NEW GAME TITLE SUCKS ASS.
So u better start reviewing game titles appropriate to your site name. |
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Still me (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10 @ 18:02:36 EDT | It's still me, the annonymous mother fucker that pnwned yo momma. I just want to spam this mother fucking site and shout how lousy u all are. hahah! fuck you, fuck this game and cut your fucking nipple off. then swallow it. yes, that's how you do a review of every fucking crap ass fest game bitch shit nigga whore container slapstick cum swallower.
Those are just words, but you go beyond that and turn yourself into a serious fucking bitch nigga machine.
Oh ya, and I don't like the way that robots look in Battlefield 2. They look like shit, hardly believeable. And WTF is with the weapons? Lasers and shit, cmon, it suck fucking ass.
Not to mention the retarded looking space marines. Fuck that shit, the moon looks fucked up in that shit ass game.
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10 @ 18:03:47 EDT | But the Marvin Gaye cameo is kinda cool
Teh r3st 1s gh3y |
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10 @ 18:04:33 EDT | I should do a pilot for this mother fucker. I'd call it "Deep beyond the recognition of uterus canals"
Catchy, huh?
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10 @ 18:07:18 EDT | | In case you didn't notice, ignore this fucking piece of shit game. Call of duty, I mean, Counter strike, oh whatever this fucker is, they're all the same. Grey slow retarded fucking travesties. |
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10 @ 18:07:48 EDT | | And feel my c0X0r way up your throat |
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 1)
by flaming_ass_packet on Sunday, July 10 @ 18:49:46 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | listen you toy... theres about 2 fucking things i like doing in this world...
one: masturbating and...
two: blowing the shit out of sand niggers and nips.
dont cross the fucking line pal, your fucking with grade A usda steak here. its about time sombody made a decent FPS with a smooth engin, ridable veichles and great combat physics.
the game should me renamed to: orgazmic bullet skull fix. |
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Message! (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 12 @ 10:05:56 EDT | | I just wanted to tell you, you all suck my cock on a daily basis. |
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- Re: Message! by flaming_ass_packet on Tuesday, July 12 @ 15:25:56 EDT
- Re: Message! by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13 @ 02:23:37 EDT
- Re: Message! by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 12 @ 17:05:12 EDT
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Re: Battlefield 2 (Score: 1)
by BeeDeeSteez on Friday, July 15 @ 20:43:19 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | LET ME DO YOUR FUCKING REVIEWS YOU CUNTS, I AM FAR FUNNIER THAN YOU. |
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