Battlefield 2
Date: Wednesday, June 22 @ 14:08:53 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews


Well all know EA sucks the left nut of a elephant. Thats why im glad they had nothing to do with this game besides publishing it because they are fucking garbage. But OH MAN this game fucking KICKS ASS.

Graphics: The graphics in this game arent bad. The models for the helicopters, jets and vehicles and weapons all look fine. Some of the enviornments looks like someone wipe shit all over the screen and called it a texture. Also there is an annoying ass problem were the shadows are big fucking squares. WATCH OUT DOOM3! Other than that the graphics look fine and the enviornments are pretty large. They could have made it look better those cunts. The promotion screenshots looked way fucking better. I like how they always bullshit us. The only problem is the god damn models for the enemies and yourself look almost the same. So you cant fucking who you are shooting until you get like 3 feet away from them. The textures for the most part look fine except for the few low resolution ones which is annoying as hell. Why the hell cant you put in sharp textures everywhere? I doubt the performance is going to change that much because you put these 3 low resolution textures in the game. The Ironsights actually look realistic unlike in that garbage brothers in arms where the iron sights was a blurry ass annoying sprite on the screen.


Sound: The sound kicks ass and it actually fucking works in 5.1 unlike that awesome game San Andreas. Oh and by awesome i mean a stupid piece of shit that doesnt deserve an 8. The gun shots for the weapons actually sound real for once because they have that popping noise like a real gun. The explosions are weak as hell. IT sounds like someone threw a pile of shit at the wall and called in an explosion. Other than that the sound actually kicks ass. EXPLOSIONS AND GUNSHOTS EVERYWHERE AND PEOPLE DYING! The vehicles all have different sounds which kicks ass as well. And you can actually change a fair amount of options unlike that game... whats it called OH YEAH SAN ANDREAS.


Gameplay: This is the part that kicks the most ass. Select what class you want to be which all have different things they can do. The engineer repairs shit, medic heals, support gives ammo blah blahha. Point is you choose a fucking class and then a spawn point on th map and its time TO KICK ASS. Grab a fucking helicopter, fly in, shoot some missles at some chinks and capture the points you need to on the map. Then you fucking get back in your helicopter and nuke some more foreigners and capture more points and THE ASS KICKING NEVER CEASES. Theres tons of different vehicles from different helicopters, jets, APCs, tanks, dune buggies, hummers, and some other shit. YOu fucking fly a jet in bomb some guys throw a fetus at some guys head and kill him then eat his dead remains. These are all true features. There is also a commander who can tell you do shit and you can tell him to fuck off because he sucks at the game. He can also do some artillery bullshit. Theres so much different weapons stationary and other such. Also you can form squades with your friends so you can know where they are pick them up and shit. THE POINT IS The ass kicking from this game never stops. 1942 and vietnam sucked complete dick but this game is a million times better. The only thing is the menu for setting up your controls is fucking retarded. You press the key you want and if its already assigned THEN HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID IT TAKES THE ASSIGNMENT AWAY FROM THE OTHER KEY! NO! Instead you have to fucking find the other key, reassign that one, then go back to the one you want to set. Fucking lame ! But the ass kicking that comes from this game is ridiculous! And finally a game where the damn minigun sprays a ridiculous amount of bullets.


Story: There is no story its a multiplayer game you fucking idiot. Theres a video at the beginning but it sucks ass and of course you cant skip the lame ass EA logo. That can all be solved by deleting the movies folder.

This game kicks ass 10/10





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