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Derek
Posted on Friday, August 15 @ 14:35:13 EDT by Suislide
Adventure Game ReviewsWow a game i've never heard of by a company that i've never heard of. So far we know it has a stupid name but lets see what this game has to offer.

Graphics - Well i was surprised here. THEY FUCKING SUCK. These graphics are just fucking terrible they are all blocky and gay. The backgrounds are all prerendered yet they suck. HOW CAN YOU HAVE SHITTY PRERENDERED BACKGROUNDS WTF???!?!?!?!?

Sound - Sounds like asshole too. I dont think there was any ambient sounds so i almost fell asleep but then i figured out how to get this gay ass door open with a fucking pullcord. Wtf ever happened to just using a god damn key.

Gameplay - Gay.... you have to like click and rotate, whatever its fucking terrible.

Story - I didnt play the game long enough to even think of a story. So far i busted in a house and stole some shit, then i went to some dumbass castle and got captured by some stupid ass old men. Honestly they are old wtf. This leads me to believe that the main character is dickless.

You know what i dont feel like reviewing this anymore. It sucks sooooo much ass it hurts. If i took a dump on my keyboard and then started smashing it with my asshole while running c++ i could make a better game than this. Its just bad.

So i give it a massive 0/10

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