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Lego Star Wars 2
Posted on Wednesday, September 20 @ 20:38:26 EDT by Suislide
Action Game ReviewsThe Second in the series and they decided this time to go with the good star wars movies. Instead of those first 3 episodes which sucked more dick than George Lucas on a daily basis. The game comes and its pretty much the exact same as the first game except of course with new levels.

Graphics: The Graphics in this game aren't really that much better than the original. Ill be fucked like a dirty bitch if you can notice a difference because for the most part it looks the same. The models are definatley low poly as anyone can see (probably because they wanted it to run on that stupid black box i use to wipe my ass with because its so awful, aka a playstation 2). Also the textures are quite simple and non-detailed. But this is allright even if it was to run like on shitstation 2 because the art style fits the game. Even though its low-poly it still looks pretty damn good because it fits exactly what you are thinking. Tons of ships and other shit and people all made out of legos and break apart like them too. The art style fits the game big time. The levels are also pretty damn good re-creations of the movies and you will see a shitload of areas from the movies (and obviously some new ones otherwise the game would be shorter than my dick). So basically the game has an art style that fits the game and scense from the movie are pretty well done. You will see almost all the memorable characters from the movies re-done. Except for some reason chewbaca looks completley retarded. The only thing is the lazy fucking developers could have atleast updated the graphics a little bit more.


Sound: Ok so theres no dialouge in this game which is probably for the best because i dont want to hear Luke and his pussy ass whining to his father. Or Uncle or whoever the fuck. Point is luke you shithead, you cant go to the haiji station to get a power converter because you are a lazy fuck. Why dont you get your ass up and help your uncle for once douche bag? Anyways back to the sound itself, the music is all from the movies which is also known as the non-shitty music (which it sucked in the first 3 episdoes). So yeah the music obviously fits the game because its from the damn movies not to mention it kicks pure ass to begin with. The Theme may be old as hell but still kicks the shit out of any other movie theme and still works in games today. The sounds and ambience in general are ok with the same laser sounds as everyone expects. So the sound isn't bad but the music is what makes it kick ass.


Gameplay: Ok so the game is a platformer where you run around and do some puzzles made for a 4 year old. You also shoot lasers at some bitches and then lightsaber cut some bitches. Its pretty damn fun for a platformer and all the gameplay is basically the same as the original which isnt bad because the original was fun as well. You build lego shit to reach certain areas, use the force powers to move random shit, grappling hooks and other such shit. You also collect abunch of stupid lego piece thingies and other various crap around the level for unlockables. The game is pretty damn short, shorter than the run of Kid Notorious (if you remember that you shouild probably kill yourself). So yeah you can unlock new characters and play as them through the levels and collect abunch of other crap. So after you beat it you can run around with a lightsaber and show these pussies in the first levels how to kick ass. The controls are pretty simple. Theres basically a jump, use, fire and switch character key. Its pretty damn fun running around in the lego star wars stuff and kicking ass as obi-wan (we all know he is the true badass). Killing them little lego bitches with the various characters and then solving lego puzzles is pretty enjoyable but its pretty much the same as the first... and the first was goood... so we can pretty much see why.


Story: If i actually have to tell you the story then you are a fucking retard.

The game is pretty damn fun but too much like the first 7.5/10

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Re: Lego Star Wars 2 (Score: 1)
by Suislide (FUCK YOU@penis in my face.com) on Wednesday, September 20 @ 20:43:11 EDT
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more unlockables than mexican children on welfare


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