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Blood - PC
Posted on Thursday, September 01 @ 07:31:25 EDT by Suislide
FPS reviewsflaming_ass_packet writes "ya the fuckin game is old but who gives a shit. not me. you rise out of a coffin with a rusty fuckin pitchfork, need a say more?

you are then soon introduced to a hidden wall with some fucking TNT (unless your an idiot, then you get introduced to nothing, jerk) the TNT is effective against those crabs your mommy cant seem to comb out. throughtout the whole game you blow the shit out of fucking zombies and shit and you can kick their heads around or just blow them up.

Grafics: they look like the before and after pics of sombody getting their harry assed waxed, but thats ok. the game was made in 1996, the same year i loaded 3 blasts into your mom. ya thats right, it took 3 blasts to inpregnate her, the first 2 had to break through her bush.

Sound: when you fire a flare gun in some sluts face they burst into flames and start screaming, it sounds quite good.
some eemys curse you in some ancient latin shit nobody gives a fuck about, but it is original. other then that the sound sounds like the sound of 2 fat niggers make when the collide into eachother.

Gameplay: you kill shit and find a key. to bad all games cant be this way.

Story: some fucking jew from the wild west got betrayed by satan aka some other jew. but the jew you play is too stupid to realize that satan lies and shit. so basically your out for revenge cause it took you 5 hours to figure it out and by then the fucker you want to kill is on route 66 in a pink caddie with your girlfriend. fuckin heebs, there all alike.

this game is the greatest FPS of all time: 10/10
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Re: Blood - PC (Score: 1)
by Mean_MOFO on Thursday, September 01 @ 09:40:11 EDT
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Yes this is THE fucking best game of all time!
U can all go suck on Half Baked 2's balls and you wounldn't come anywhere near this shit. Munchin on a pile of fucking saliva covered tits. It doesnt get any better than this!!!


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Re: Blood - PC (Score: 1)
by M0nKeY on Sunday, September 04 @ 06:51:36 EDT
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Damn that shit is old.
coming next week... Wolfenstein 3D and the commander keen series.


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