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VideoGamesSuck.com :: View topic - ITS MY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKERS
You may ask, "shouldn't this be in the other section"?, no, it should not. I, alone, am the single most important person on this website so therefore I decided to post this in site discussion. Without my insight and knowledge this site would be a piece of shit. I expect every VGS member to get me a present worth atleast $100 and approved by me, however, I have a special request for Suislide. You must rub donkey shit and syrup all over yourself and sexually stimulate me for 3 hours, or else I will shove a mace up your ass. My birthday is very important and impacting on this site. March 22nd is a day blessed by the FSM himself. R'Amen.
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:36 am
cBox
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I hope your parents get cancer for raising such a dumbass.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:56 am
Pogma9
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Other than stalking me, what's been your main gaming contribution to this forum boy???
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:54 am
zachofat
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@Pogma mainly exposing your lies and gayness to the rest of VGS and to cBox my mom and dad actually do have cancer, so there you go.
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:49 am
cBox
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Dude if that's true then I'm sorry... that I wasted my time here. I should start a new religion! My prayers work. I hope you get shit cancer.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:06 pm
zachofat
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Obviously my parents don't have cancer, and btw, what is shit cancer? And Pastafarianism is the one true religion
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:14 pm
Pogma9
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I wish bowel cancer and colostomy bags on fuckheads and casual gamers.
zachofat can explain the shemale porn.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:31 pm
zachofat
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Pogma9 wrote:
I wish bowel cancer and colostomy bags on fuckheads and casual gamers.
zachofat can explain the shemale porn.
Hmmm not sure where you are getting shemale porn from, but only casual gamers watch IGN and Gametrailers, Pogma.
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