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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:18 am Reply with quote
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I ran into this site in which you can feed some English text, and this will get translated into Japanese and back. The process is repeated until the outcome is unchanged.

So I used the first sentence of the Call of Juarez 2 review as input, being
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The fucking shitty ass Chrome engine is still chugging away, but actually it looks pretty damn good here

This ended up (after 7 translations to Japanese) as
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Kuromubakapaizurienjin still, in fact, I really chug here

And the following quote from the Overlord 2 review
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So this game looks ever so slightly better than the first one with a few more effects and a couple of more surfaces that are bump mapped, but other than nothing fucking special

ended up (after 25 translations!) as
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Little impact on the interaction of each of the past, some early games will be mapped Banpupaizuri couple

while adding that "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium", so it is probably limited to 25 times in order to avoid endless loops.

It seems safe to conclude that Google Translate cannot translate Suislidian properly just yet.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:11 pm Reply with quote
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Nobody can/will harness the power of SUISLIDIAN!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:01 am Reply with quote
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Another (last) few from the Wolfenstein review:
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I would rather be tied to a table and have someone drip liquid shit into my mouth for 10 years then ever have to play this fucking game ever again.

becomes (after 14 translations):
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Instead, I have a table, Paizurigemu with someone, many people from my mouth again, and this is associated with a 10 to perform the injection of old shit.

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Seriously one of the main things of Doom 3 was the fucking lighting everywhere was super awesome. However, they managed to get rid of that in this fucking game. The lighting in this game SUCKS MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK

becomes
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Doom3 good lighting 』』, 『good many very serious. However, Paizurigemu to manage the removal. In this game, Paizuridikku mother sucking Lighting

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:13 am Reply with quote
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Lucas arts stills alive? Incredible!
I gotta admit, i kinda liked the idea when i heard about it, and for a few seconds i tought it could have been a good game.
Thank god i just downloaded the demo.
Because it just fucking sucks.

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Rukasuatsu still alive? Incredible! To accept the bad music, I tought a few seconds may not have heard. I thank God, we will download a demo version. The only regret the breast.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:15 am Reply with quote
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Also

Berzerker is a berjerker and this thread sucks

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Berzerker berjerker, suck on this thread
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:42 pm Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Berzerker is a berjerker and this thread sucks

Have you been drinking or smoking?

You appear to have mood swings.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:57 pm Reply with quote
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berzerker wrote:
mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Berzerker is a berjerker and this thread sucks

Have you been drinking or smoking?
i dont think mihai is that type of a boy. anyways i think that was the result from the translation, didnt you know mr professor?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:08 pm Reply with quote
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berzerker wrote:
mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Berzerker is a berjerker and this thread sucks

Have you been drinking or smoking?

You appear to have mood swings.


hello.gif What's drinking?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:19 pm Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
hello.gif What's drinking?
drinking means, drinking fresh cows milk. now here drink your milk and work on your website. we are all waiting for your 3rd website.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:36 am Reply with quote
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_Master_ wrote:
mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
hello.gif What's drinking?
drinking means, drinking fresh cows milk. now here drink your milk and work on your website. we are all waiting for your 3rd website.


Cow's milk? Didn't know you call your mother cow. But I guess that's why they use "mother cow".
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:49 am Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Cow's milk?
confusion? aka your mom's milk = hilda matilda shit builda's (HMSB) milk

mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Didn't know you call your mother cow.
i dont have a 'mother cow', dont live in a barn like you.

mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
But I guess that's why they use "mother cow".
yes yes exactly it is like that in Romania i guess. icon_profileleft.gif

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:35 am Reply with quote
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It's very rude to call your mother a "cow". The proper term is bovine.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:55 am Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
It's very rude to call your mother a "cow". The proper term is bovine.
but your mom wants me to call her cow. thats how she like it teehehee icon_blackeye.gif

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:34 am Reply with quote
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Ur an idiot. icon_bigsmurf.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quote
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MooooooooMoooooooo......MoooooooMoooooooo.......

hear that sound mighey? i think your mom is calling you.

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_Master_ wrote:
MooooooooMoooooooo......MoooooooMoooooooo.......


Hmmm... must be your dad calling you again.
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Such an interesting flame between you two again. sleepy2.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:21 am Reply with quote
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Will you contribute too if I told you that your wife just lost her virginity last night? drunken_smilie.gif
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:31 am Reply with quote
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You really need to cut down on the booze / crack.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:24 am Reply with quote
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
_Master_ wrote:
MooooooooMoooooooo......MoooooooMoooooooo.......


Hmmm... must be your dad calling you again.
No. cant you read English properly you Romanian country bumkin?

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MooooooooMoooooooo......MoooooooMoooooooo.......

hear that sound mighey? i think your mom is calling you.

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