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OMG videogamessuck.com does indeed suck, because...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:34 pm
caendes
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Hi!
there is an article about videogamessuck.com on the site i url-ed below. they ask about the point of this site when your game-ratings are all the same as in offical reviews.
have a look at it, it's a new site and indeed interesting what they write
Re: OMG videogamessuck.com does indeed suck, because...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:48 pm
m9x
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caendes wrote:
Hi!
there is an article about videogamessuck.com on the site i url-ed below. they ask about the point of this site when your game-ratings are all the same as in offical reviews.
have a look at it, it's a new site and indeed interesting what they write
oy oy, someone looking for attention.
I wonder, of the 5 people who visited that shitty website run by lower life germans (judging by their reviews: one in english and the others in german), who cares what those shitheads have to say? lmao
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:14 am
ButtJeebs
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Du kannst deine Scheisslichen Internet Platz haben und scheib es in deine Arschloch.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:17 am
Mean_MOFO
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Joined: Aug 23, 2005
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it's true though, I'm the only one who gives all games bad reviews. I'm the underappreciated genius. Also, I fucked your mother.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:53 am
Suislide
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none of the reviews are the same as "mainstream" reviews.
Worst site ever.
edit: Plus I bet VGS gets 10x more hits than that sire
HAHAHAHA look at the systems they are reviewing with!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:20 pm
ButtJeebs
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This site takes 10 times more hits, like when I took ten hits of a re-creation of Monteray Purple while at a 311 concert.
Seeing that I am not wholly fluent in pigmy-language/broken german, I can't wholly poke fun at the site's "hay guys we are ALTERNATIVE by giving every game that comes out 30% and we can't even try to be funny because we are broken in the humor organ" values, but their STALKER review is painfully laughable.
Some shining nuggets of wisdom (some are paraphrased):
Not even a new game like FEAR has a problem like this - Hay guys FEAR is a new game amirite
The graphics generally look o.k. but they are not that impressing - My englishbook is unimpressing of my speak yankee words! HOW YOU LEIK THAT, SMARTYPROFESSAR?
it looked like another game I played 6 years ago - Gee, maybe that's because the game has been in development for about a decade on a shoestring budget?
I had expected a huge zone like Elder Scrolls 4 - Oblivion, where one can walk around anywhere and anytime, with fluid level/section transition. But it isn't that way. - "Fluid transition" = "Fucking laggy-ass caching that sacrifices framerate for the removal of otherwise mostly ignorable loading points"
This alternative would have been to throw some grenades into the room. But they never did. - Yeah, all AIs must be expected to do this. Except, Y'know, even the HL1 marines didn't grenade properly.
Wahahahahahah. Sorry, but this sux enormously. - hello sir what is this sux you speak of can you educate me in what dialect of language you are in the speaking of i am highly curious at this time
If you are standing beneath trees, the sound of raindrops is being lowered. - am I to assume that STALKER's rain's noisyness is controlled by a giant volume knob that is lowered when you're under a tree? hokay, thanks.
we cannot hop over the last wall, although it would have been only a small step over it. Instead we must find a way around it… AAAAAARGL* .. this fukkin' shit!!! Who the fuck did shit the developers in their heads by this? They themselves or what? Enough with it! - Hay guys I don't know how to crouchjump
If you possess a gun with a grenade launcher however the control sucks a bit, you can either use grenade-launcher mode only - or normal fire mode only. There is no normal fire mode possible right after activating the grenade launcher (which takes up to 3 seconds, and afterwards you need to deactivate it again for this time to fire your usual ammo). - Yeah, actually using the grenade sight on your weapon rather than just blindly firing it forwards at personal risk is a terrible idea!
My final word to this game: - "Wtf is this shit?!" is four words, or six if you expand the acronym.
Seriously. STALKER isn't all that good, but this review manages to simultaneously ignore all its' faults and invent some new ones that don't actually exist.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:58 pm
Mean_MOFO
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Tittie fuck. That review was as lame as D's mom in a sack. The audacity those illiterate emptyheaded anal bugs have, is intolerable. But once again, fuck em.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:58 pm
D
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My mom said the same about you. You've gotta get some practice in.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 3:32 am
Mean_MOFO
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Relax, we're on the same side dude.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:12 am
buttfucker
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That review is like, when I'm fuckin someone in their ass & then someone is sucking up my Dick!
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