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by ColonOscopy on Monday, May 22 @ 02:24:34 EDT | Oblivian has mediocre graphics. The foliage pops in like some amateur air popper machine, and the "vanity mode" crap is the suck.
Camera angles are pathetic at 1600X1200, and it's often difficult to fight efficiently because of the sad fucking camera. The angle of vision is totally constrained, when one would expect a clear panorama at 1600X1200 on modern hardware.
The game is essentially unchanged in whole from the sad, slow, sluggish, meandering and pointless loser piece of shit that was Morrowind. That stinking piece of steaming, maggot infested, overrated dribble.
Let's face it, Morrowind was a stinking, asshole sucking piece of shit. Wander about aimlessly for days, run back and forth like a moron cashing in worthless shit, shampoo, rinse, repeat.
However, Oblivion is not totally without pleasure, and I'm playing it now. The "Guild Wars" travel-from-the-map RIPOFF is acceptable, and is the one device that actually makes the game somewhat tolerable. As opposed to that piece of stinking vomitous residue, Morrowind, that would have you running for hours to do the simplest thing.
Bethesda loves the "running back and forth as a substitute for actual gameplay" tactic. Not to mention the "click on every asshole that shows his face for five minutes (one time a day) or fuck you" tactic.
Screw Oblivion, and double screw the piece of shit Morrowind it ascended from. Hopefully some actual intelligent game designer will emerge in the near future.
I mean seriously. You can hardly design a character that looks decent. Mine looks like some cross between a homely Mexican and a fat Negro. I'm a blond, blue-eyed Nordic chap, I would have appreciated some manner of making a character that looked like me. Fags.
And what's with the storylines? I get to waste an hour ninety minutes following some queer around the capital city because he's undercutting prices?
Hello. That's called competition. Except in Oblivian, where price-fixing and collusion is moral, and someone undercutting prices is actually an unwitting grave-robber. Spare me your pathetic schoolyard political correctness, especially if it's going to cost me 90 minutes of sitting on my ass listening to sub-par voice acting.
Pathetic. Combine your sad fucking political bullshit with a tedious and transparent mechanism for wasting my motherfucking time doing nothing. "Forty hours of solid gameplay, most of it sitting idly on your ass picking your nose, waiting for something trivial to happen".
Morrowind, part deux. The total suck. And what's with that sad-assed piece of shit "Canvas the Castle" quest? OMFG. I thought those sorts of pedantic replacements for actual creative gameplay were long discarded. Nope, to Bethesda, they are the makings of a modern game.
Bethesda has always sucked, and they still suck. The only reason Oblivian is worth playing, is because it sucks less than anything else at this moment, which is terribly faint praise.
P.S. Your warrior doesn't rock. Morrowind was easy as shit, so is Oblivion. Bethesda isn't into challenging the player, they're into giving it all away.
That's why you can become a billionaire just by scavenging all the barrels and boxes sitting around.
Bethesda is a bunch of wankers, your Warrior is a sad, pathetic loser.
P.S.S. It's losers like you who want to pretend your Warrior is "bad to the bone", and don't recognize how much the game has been dumbed down to make you feel that way, that have ruined the industry.
You have no ability to objectively analyze, as long as you can slice and dice with no intellectual or cognitive effort, you think it's all good.
Like this pathetic board, where a person can't even edit his own posts and is forced to extend his commentatry in one post after another.
P.S.S.S. You do realize, don't you, that PhP Nuke is a complete piece of shit. Look at all the effort you've gone to to make it look like PhP-BBS. Why not just switch???
Nuke is for morons. |
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