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 | |  | Re: Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (Score: 0)
by on Friday, April 08 @ 22:35:58 EDT
I rented this out for Playstation a few days ago because I wasnt sure if you were going to do the review or not. So heres my take anyhow.
Story: Its been donr over and over in any Bond007 or other spy movies the story is so fucking old. The beginning scenes draaag on forever like waiting for your bitches period to end. They explain every single fucking thing as if your a first time spy or some shit.
Graphics: The PS2 graphics are so fucking terrible except in cetain spots where they show off the fucking shadows. It's like Tomb Raider all over again. And what the fuck is up with every fucking ememy looking like the one Fisher just assfucked just seconds ago?! Fuher you forgot the other stupid fucking advertisements they just have to push into your nose like a "smoking is bad" sign like his special bubblegum , Ake cologne and some other I refused to fucking care about. Fuckmisoft wouldve been better off coming up with thier own cheesy brands to promote. Oh wait Nevermind since everyones gonna end up taking this game back after a week their not making the fucking profit margin so the have to advertise.
Controls: Those fuckfaces screwed the damn contols at least on the PS2 version and changed a few buttons around way to go you group of ass groping cunts. Nothing pisses me off more than sitting in the first screen for 10 min. trying to figure out how to fucking move it's like being LD. And hope you never kill a guard next to a switch or you will be hitting buttons back and forth forever trying to move the body and flipping a fucking switch all at the same time. I hate that shit where you have to decide to leave a vent or small cave if you dont decide quick the option dissapears and you have to go back and forth making the command appear again.
Overall the games worth renting for a few days. I didnt bother with online play but i'm sure its tons of unfun. I definetly agree with Fuhrer on the blood and stuff. Why the fuck are games so clean they don't sell like the ones that havs your player bashing the fucking skull and brains out of your opponets head. To me theres no difference of shooting a person and shooting a person and his face covers with his own snot and blood. 4/10
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