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 | |  | Re: Brothers In Arms (Score: 1)
by M0nKeY on Tuesday, March 22 @ 22:20:17 EST
Heres a review somone submitted anonymously and suislide didnt see it becase he had a dick in his eyes.
Brother's In Arms - Road to Hill 30
OK, Who THE FUCK SAID THAT THIS GAME IS REALISTIC? HE NEEDS A FUCKIN' REALITY CHECK! THIS GAME IS FUCKIN' RETARDED. WTF! READ ON!
Ok, CoD is a much damn better game than this shit. I can't believe I played it.
Graphics: So, damn game has HDR support. Big Fuckin' deal. THe game looks like crap. All environments are either gay green or shit brown. It's supposed to use a Unreal Engine, well, the goddamn CoD look better than this crap. Fuckin models look as if they were handcrafted from 3D rendering of shit. Guys are all pale as if they are already dead. Nazi's look like shit too, but they deserve it.
Sounds: Lot's of F-Words. Weapons sound good. Best point in the game. Some humor for retards too.
Gameplay. OK WTF IS THIS WRONG WITH THIS GAME? REALISTIC? MY ASS IN THE MORNING LOOKS MORE REALISTIC THAN THIS PILE OF WWII STYLED CRAP. First off, you can't kill people the normal way. The bullets won't do shit. You see, first u gotta shoot in general direction of the nazis in order to make a little red dot on their head turn grey. That means they are scared. WOW. Fuckin' realistic. Well, that red blob kinda gives away their position, don't ya think you bitches who made this game. Second, you can pause a game at any point, go in Observer mode, and view ur enemies and their locales. WOW. VERY FUCKIN smart. U CAN SEE GERMANS BEFORE THEY SEE YOU. WOW, I BET WWII SOLDIERS COULD DO THAT TOO! GAME IS SO DAMN LINEAR, that you can't go anywhere but straight and there is only one way of getting the germans. FLANK THEM! WOW. THey won't die unless u aim down the sight from their back or side. Otherwise, no matter how good ur aim is, the bullet won't hit the germans, even if he is standing up straight and lookin' at you. U can't kill people up front. U gotta sneak up on them. BTW, there is only one possible way for u to flank people, since the game is even more linear than the damn CoD. All enemies are spawning and scripted, and they always come in pairs. FUCKIN REALITY.
Instead of commanding a squad of 13, as advertised on box, u get maximum up to 2 people in ur direct command. All others are on "other" missions and they never die. Your squad can die but they resurrect next mission. VERY REALISTIC. EVEN DAMN CoD never showed dead people. FUCKIN' overrated games. Gayspot sucked the cock of this game once again. The said, best WWII game ever. YEAH RIGHT! WTF!
Story: You are band of 13 gaylord pussies and you're dropped in france to kick german ass. VERY ORIGINAL. VERY TRUE MOFO's. BUT NOT TOO MUCH FUN! THIS GAME IS SO NOT ORIGINAL IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE AND SEND THAT PUKE TO TO GEARBOX for fuckin' reality check.
Verdict. GAME SUCKS ASS. LINEAR. BOORING. UNORIGINAL. UNREALISTIC. IF WWII WEAPONS SUCKED AS MUCH ASS AS THEY DO IN THIS GAME, SOLDIERS WERE MUCH BETTER OFF WITH SWORDs. Firefights take forever in this game.
2.5/10 (Call Of Duty is a much better game.) You are much better off killin germans on ur own than with this game and it's squad of 13 gay mofos.
If WWII was this booring, I bet it wouldnt have lasted as long as it did. Fuckin' shit.
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