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 | |  | Re: Halo 2 vs. Half Life 2 (An example of how not to review) (Score: 0)
by on Friday, January 28 @ 14:03:09 EST
"the main machine gun to a tri-burst pile of dog shit. Not only that, but the pistol, which was the best gun in the game before, now is a fuckin pee shooter and blows fat dick. Hey, there is a light at the end of the tunnel though which is you can zoom in with any weapon. But that is all you can do, you can't even fire. THAT IS SO AWESOME AND WORTHWHILE."
You're dumber than the kid who wrote the review. First of all the assult rifle was always weaker than the pistol. Bungie just reversed them in halo 2 by changing the models. Also the zoom function is just a helpful tool to help you scout out areas. Of course you're just a noob who likes to run in with guns blazing only to end up dead.Also the pistols are still damn good up close while dual wielded. Especially if you use them with the plasma pistol.
""DUEL WIELD." cough cough GOLDENEYE cough cough."
Goldeneye didn't invent dual wielding either. I'm sure some 80 arcade games had dual guns. Also goldeneye did a pretty shit job of it because you could only have 2 of the same gun.
"Lastly i have to say that the kick on those stupid ass mini machine guns was about as cool as getting herpes of the eyes."
So you had your eyes covered in stds while playing halo 2? That explains your stupidity.
"If Jesus were here, he would nail Bungie to the cross then spit on them."
If Jesus were here, he would nail your mom to the cross then spit on her for giving birth to you.
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