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 | |  | Re: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Score: 1)
by flaming_ass_packet on Tuesday, April 11 @ 16:29:33 EDT
man suislide, your such a grafix whore. i could roll down a street and throw a pixel shader at you and get the best sucki fuckie of my entire life.
first of all, all the fucking towns and shit look the same. every town has the same style of houses, a fucking statue of some stupid shit nobody gives a fuck about that happend 300 Deptrinons ago in the city of Asgrdinark5. theres a church in each fucking town that looks the same (where suislide likes to go and get molested) and to top it all off, THE IMPERIAL CITY IS I GIANT ARCITECTUALY BLAND CIRCLE OF REPETITIVENESS. infact the whole fucking game is!! all the fucking caves you wet yourself over ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME. HOW MANY FUCKING RUINED TOWERS ARE THEY TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH? theres like 50 of them, that all lead to the same shit.
most of the quests are bland, and dont really give the game justice. who the fuck threw in that "aid for bruma" shit, god i wanna slice his fucking neck and stuff him with electric eels.
i mean the game just dosent really have that vibe to it. the entire enviroment is static (meaning it dosent ever move or change) i mean it would be nice to like find some small lever out in the grass and you flip it and a fucking giant temple rises out of the ground and shit, you know causing like the fucking dirt to move and the ground to crack and like the trees under it to fall down and shit. oh and some extra gore would have been nice, doing a power chop with your sword should result into the enemys head being lobbed the fuck off. i mean why add all those physics when your not even gonna make it real. the items in the game still suck, some of them have nice effects but none of them really give me a feeling of actual ownership and accomplishment. they just feel like mundane shit represented by a stupid little icon in my gay ass inventory. i mean the whole arcitecture of the game is just set up in a way were nothing fucking feels right, its kinda like when suislide's uncle comes over for a visit.
all and all, oblivion is still a decent game. theres ass loads of shit in it which actually takes time and money=(voice acting). the grafix do make my cock sore but i think thats somthing i picked off your mom thats bacteria related.
Real score: 8-8.5/10
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