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wtf is that girly music on the promo video, its a total piss of immediately. fucking fools
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:56 am
berzerker
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captnPugwash_halabalobale wrote:
wtf is that girly music on the promo video, its a total piss of immediately. fucking fools
Are you saying that the music on the *promo video* made you avoid the game?
I recommended Carnovire to you earlier, maybe I should have recommend The Mentors. The lyrics are hilarious (the music and vocal style add to the humour, but the lyrics are funny enough on their own). Take "The four F club" for example:
Quote:
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
First you, you gotta find her
If she's an airhead you never mind her
You search throughout every club in the land
It's better than using your hand
You find yourself a real dumb chick
Someone to get down on your dick
Then you know what you got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to feel her
Then you, you start to peel her
You feel up her booty and you feel her tits
Make sure she hasn't got no zits
Feel her body and you feel her ass
Make sure she´s got a lot of class
Then you know what got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to fuck her
If she's got big tits you suck her
Then you fuck her for a little while
Ram it on home now doggy style
Rubbin' and oozin' and maxn'
And squirtin' it right in her face
She's the biggest slut in the place
Then you ball her with her legs in the air
Or on a bed or over a chair
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her...
There she is,
That big ugly airhead
She's cuming back,
What do we do men?
We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to forget her
Pretend you never met her
You point to the fucking door
And say get out of here,
You fuckin' whore
Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse
And get the hell out of my house
Pretend you never met her,
It's time to regret her
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
There she is,
She comes back for more
What do we do men?
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
"Golden Showers" is more for Pogma once he has another relapse:
Quote:
Listen little girl it's near the hour
Come with me and take golden shower
Listen little slut, do as you're told
Come with daddy for me to pour the gold
Golden shower, it's getting near the hour
For a golden shower,
I've got the righteous power
All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I've got the power
For a golden shower,
I've got the righteous power
Our relationship I don't want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It's getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin' sour, it's the shit tower
Golden showers,
It's getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I've got the righteous power
These were major hits back in the 80's
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:50 am
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berzerker wrote:
captnPugwash_halabalobale wrote:
wtf is that girly music on the promo video, its a total piss of immediately. fucking fools
Are you saying that the music on the *promo video* made you avoid the game?
yeah man, its like trying to get the attention of some teen chicks listening to boy bands and shit. sounds like its targeted for a different audience. thats what happens when you get old. never mind i only get wiser!
berzerker wrote:
I recommended Carnovire to you earlier, maybe I should have recommend The Mentors. The lyrics are hilarious (the music and vocal style add to the humour, but the lyrics are funny enough on their own). Take "The four F club" for example:
Carnovire sounded like some looser junkie metal head, not really my type. will check the mentors when i get time. thanks for recommendations dj berzerker
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:27 pm
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Anyone know of any absolutely fucking sick (as in, 'good') RTS games?
So far, I'm liking Dawn of War 2. It may seem a little simplistic, and I have yet to play it (its not even out yet, although you can download a Beta - through Steam... or maybe there are other ways), but from what I've read, there are four factions, each quite different from each other, gameplay and lore wise. and they've all got 3 subfaction-like gameplay dynamics for even more variety.
The graphics look pretty fucking up there too, and gameplay is all about positioning and killing, nonstop killing, in order to progress, you NEED to kill, its a fucking secondary resource. All the units look nice when they're gutting the enemy with a chainsaw sword; its frantic, interesting to watch (I've seen some footage).
You'll need a decent machine to run it; mine can't - DAMN IT, GIVE ME a free PC... . Finally, its Warhammer 40K, 'nuff said.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:37 pm
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Anyone know of any absolutely fucking sick (as in, 'good') RTS games?
I don't EVER, I REPEAT, EVER PLAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT.........IF THAT'S WHAT YOU FAVOUR, FUCK OFF BACK TO THE CONGO YOU RETARDED FUCKEN MONKEY.
RTS IS SHIT, IT'S LIKE ORGANIZING A BUNCH OF FUCKEN ANTS.....FUCK THAT, AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHINESE SUGGESTION...FUCK YOU.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:40 pm
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Pogma9 wrote:
FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Anyone know of any absolutely fucking sick (as in, 'good') RTS games?
I don't EVER, I REPEAT, EVER PLAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT.........IF THAT'S WHAT YOU FAVOUR, FUCK OFF BACK TO THE CONGO YOU RETARDED FUCKEN MONKEY.
RTS IS SHIT, IT'S LIKE ORGANIZING A BUNCH OF FUCKEN ANTS.....FUCK THAT, AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHINESE SUGGESTION...FUCK YOU.
LMAO
COULD YOU TYPE ALITTLE BIGGER? I CAN'T FUCKING READ IT
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:42 pm
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Anyone know of any absolutely fucking sick (as in, 'good') RTS games?
I do not play RTS games myself (the only 2 I played were Sacrifice and Total Annihilation, but that is many years ago), but from friends who do I learned that World in Conflict is very good.
It too requires a powerful PC however.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:52 pm
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RTS games are changing. Its no longer, get the farm up and running, start mining your ass off, 15 minutes later, the primitive armies clash!
DoW2 is way fucking different. THERE IS NO BASE BUILDING WHATSOEVER! You just have your fucking almost invincible headquarters, and your units. The game's all about map control, there are locations to capture, power nodes, critical locations; it keeps the graphically advanced battles flowing, blood everywhere, you frantically trying to out maneuver and outkill your enemy; flanking, cover fire, melee attacks
Its like a RTS with FPS elements, its realtime (duh), its fast, its violent, and most of all its NOT BORING. Its action packed.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:55 pm
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Pogma9 wrote:
FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Anyone know of any absolutely fucking sick (as in, 'good') RTS games?
I don't EVER, I REPEAT, EVER PLAY THAT TYPE OF SHIT.........IF THAT'S WHAT YOU FAVOUR, FUCK OFF BACK TO THE CONGO YOU RETARDED FUCKEN MONKEY.
RTS IS SHIT, IT'S LIKE ORGANIZING A BUNCH OF FUCKEN ANTS.....FUCK THAT, AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHINESE SUGGESTION...FUCK YOU.
LMAO
COULD YOU TYPE ALITTLE BIGGER? I CAN'T FUCKING READ IT
Don't mind Pogma, he is in his usual 30 min daily retarded outburst. Come back tomorrow.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:08 pm
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
RTS games are changing. Its no longer, get the farm up and running, start mining your ass off, 15 minutes later, the primitive armies clash!
DoW2 is way fucking different. THERE IS NO BASE BUILDING WHATSOEVER! You just have your fucking almost invincible headquarters, and your units. The game's all about map control, there are locations to capture, power nodes, critical locations; it keeps the graphically advanced battles flowing, blood everywhere, you frantically trying to out maneuver and outkill your enemy; flanking, cover fire, melee attacks
Its like a RTS with FPS elements, its realtime (duh), its fast, its violent, and most of all its NOT BORING. Its action packed.
Have you tried Overlord?
Lord of the Rings Battle for Middle Earth 2 could be an option too, if my sources are not mistaken.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:11 pm
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Overlord? Is that a console game? I think I read about it, seemed interesting.
I've played BfME 2, not bad.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:16 pm
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I played Overlord. Pretty funny game. You're one bad ass who is in charge of tens of goblin looking creatures. Basically you lead these goblins and cause havok everywhere you go, in your quest of becoming the evil ruler of the land.
BTW it's for PC and for consoles too I think.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:15 pm
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berzerker wrote:
"Golden Showers" is more for Pogma once he has another relapse
mihai wrote:
Don't mind Pogma, he is in his usual 30 min daily retarded outburst
LOL talk about kicking a man when he's down.
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:34 pm
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Don't worry, we'll get our bashing from Pogma tomorrow, written in all caps of course.
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:46 am
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What bashing? Damn, the guy from my account is really acting like a retard. So let me ask you out of curiosity, do you guys really thought that I was really acting that way?
In any case I recommend GRID.
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:40 am
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Pogma wrote:
So let me ask you out of curiosity, do you guys really thought that I was really acting that way?
we THINKS your THOUGHT is retarded. old saying ~ curiosity killed the kangaroo ~ yeelabileebee
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:23 am
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Have you guys tried Mirror's Edge? It's pretty cool, I think it's at least worth playing.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:57 am
Pogma9
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Give us a full length review champ
Gaymspot rated it as 7/10
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:41 am
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It's way better than Far Cry 2 and games that don't deserve high scores.
It's basically parkour on rooftops in a huge city. You're chased by the police in almost every mission and you also get to steal weapons from them and fight them. But it's basically just running and doing stunts.
The only annoying thing from this game is that I can't hear the the voices of the characters in-game. And no, it's not because I'm a retard. It's because the sound settings are fucked up. The dialogues are set too low and environment music is set too high, so you get to hear car horns instead of what the characters are saying. :blackeye:But maybe it's a problem with my PC (it actually IS a problem with my PC) because a mistake like this from the producers would be way too retarded... we should at least show them minimum respect.
And yeah, the game is kind of fun. It doesn't have other big mistakes but it doesn't really appeal to me. I've been playing a lot of Gothic 2 and too few Mirror's Edge. Maybe it's just a matter of taste. But anyway, the game is worth playing, maybe I will do a review for it once I finish it.
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:21 am
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i knew you would like this game , its a girly game with girly songs, with pink all over it. this tells me everything i need to know about you
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