The Punisher
Date: Sunday, January 30 @ 16:00:36 EST
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Yes, the movie sucked complete ass and now we have a game to make us want to kill ourselves playing this turd fucking game. Its a PS2 port also which means bad gameplay and shit graphics!

Graphics: The graphics in this game are decent at most. Frank Castle (The DickSucker/Punisher) looks like a gimpy retard with a mashed face. His fucking chin is gigantic and his face sags worse than an old mans testicles. Everything else is boring as hell looking. Enviornment, other characters, etc all just plain average looking. The graphics in this game are jsut plain fucking boring, and of course there isnt a single use of pixel shaders because hell that might have helped. Then again with these cunt developers they probably would have just made Punishers penis look shiny. The graphics in this game are just plain dark and boring looking.


Sound: The sound is so fucking terrible and boring that i don't even know what the hell to say about it. The gunshots are completly boring. You might as well turn off your fucking speakers because the sound is just shit. The voice acting is about as the movie which concidentally is like a goat shitting on my face. The music is just flaming ass.


Gameplay: Heres where the game really shines as the light reflects off it because its covered in water because you are fucking flushing it down your toilet. The gameplay is completley repetitive as all you do is fucking shoot the same boring ass looking guys over and over every fucking level. They try to incorperate new things such as the TORTURE THIS GUY AND MAKE HIM TALK! But its so fucking lame and boring and you do it every fucking level and its completley useless except for getitng health. THen again you wont need the damn health because this game is fucking easier than a fucking college girl who just took 5 GHB pills. The levels blow ass too, you just go into abunch of broken down areas and they all look like shit. Ooo Now you are in a forest also! Wow! You can upgrade shit like body armor and such but it doesnt fucking matter because this game is so easy. Infact there is this one thing you can upgrade that gives you health when you kill guys. So after you get that you might as well uninstall this hunk of shit and shove it up your pussy. This game fucking sucks complete shit.


Story: Sucks! You decide to just go around and kill some people causing some shit but then you get involved in other shit out of left field like STOP THE NUKES FROM COMING IN. Yeah you know the US govt wouldnt stop nukes from being shipped in but the punisher sure can. A fucking drunk guy who should kill himself because his family sucks and so does he.

This game sucks fat shit 4.5/10





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