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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:19 am Reply with quote
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Firingsquad reviewed the PC port of this game. The "consolitis"-section of the review is again worth reading:

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What nearly ruins L.A. Noire, unfortunately, is Rockstar’s consistent track record of crap PC ports. The performance is dismal and, with the exception of anti-aliasing and a higher resolution, there isn’t much of a graphical improvement over the console versions. The game loves to crash a lot, too; thankfully it autosaves often, but even so, you might find yourself re-doing several interviews and evidence searches. The controls are a disaster, so it’s hard telling why the game was delayed for six months.

For those of you who would buy (or have bought) the Steam version of the game, be sure to run Steam as an admin or the game will refuse to launch. Lastly, the game installs the terrible Rockstar Social Club program from GTA IV, only this time it’s an in-game menu with the same interface as Games for Windows Live (though at least LAN doesn’t include that on top of it).


Also the pros and cons are fun to read, because this is really black vs white:

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Pros
- Jaw-dropping facial animation. And really all animation for that matter.
- Brilliant acting. Both voice and facial expressions, even if it’s a bit exaggerated at times.
- Realistic setting. Experience a very authentic recreation of Los Angeles as it entered a brave new future.
-Revolutionary new spin on the classic adventure genre. LAN is looking to bring adventure games back into the mainstream.
- Excellent pacing and storytelling.
- Natural dialogue and creative cases. Despite the occasional dud, cliché, and predictable outcome.
- Requires thought and concentration. Don’t play if you’re just looking to tear apart L.A.

Cons
- Terrible console port. Very little effort put forth by Rockstar in this aspect.
- Very repetitive.
- So-so graphics. Character faces are unimpressive despite their animations, game world lacks particle and atmospheric effects.
- Terrible ending. An excellent story ends anti-climactically.
- Poor and repetitive action sequences. Thankfully, they’re skippable.
- Painfully linear. Too much of the gameplay is handed to you on a silver platter.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:36 am Reply with quote
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Sounds like an over rated turd, and after GTA4, I'm never going to install another POS with similar DRM.
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I was only able to play this game unil the Second Act or whatever it is called. It is like playing GTA4 except you cannot kill any civilians whatsoever. So basically if Jack Thompson won then this would be GTA.

I get what they were trying to do with the noire-style and everything, but the interrogations are really boring and I just found myself looking on Google for the correct questions to ask each person in order to advance.

It's pretty stupid actually. The more I write about this game the stupider it seems in retrospect. I got dumber just now.

So they have nice facial animations. Animated films have those too. So they managed to accomplish what the film industry has done since Toy Story 1. Congratulations. The game is still boring and annoying and repetitive. The interrogations are like a minigame you play on the internet at work, like those adult swim minigames or something.

You know who else had good facial animations? Hitler.
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Fallout4 wrote:
I was only able to play this game unil the Second Act or whatever it is called. It is like playing GTA4 except you cannot kill any civilians whatsoever. So basically if Jack Thompson won then this would be GTA.

I get what they were trying to do with the noire-style and everything, but the interrogations are really boring and I just found myself looking on Google for the correct questions to ask each person in order to advance.

I take it you are not into adventure games?
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berzerker wrote:
Fallout4 wrote:
I was only able to play this game unil the Second Act or whatever it is called. It is like playing GTA4 except you cannot kill any civilians whatsoever. So basically if Jack Thompson won then this would be GTA.

I get what they were trying to do with the noire-style and everything, but the interrogations are really boring and I just found myself looking on Google for the correct questions to ask each person in order to advance.

I take it you are not into adventure games?


Like what?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:39 pm Reply with quote
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You know, adventures, Grim Fandango, The Longest Journey, Myst, that kind of games?
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