Counter-Strike: Condition Zero
Date: Saturday, March 27 @ 12:23:35 EST
Topic: FPS reviews


So wait, not only do i get to play a game with old shitty graphics, i have to pay for it! WOW something ive been playing for years and for free i now have to pay for! Except now with shitty bots.

Graphics: Hmm the graphics look like they are from a 5 year old game. OH WAIT HOLY SHIT THEY ARE! The graphics are poop for a game from today. They did update all the maps and put better textures and shit on them which i like, but everything else is the same. No new weapon models or player models. What the fuck, i have been waiting 500 god damn years and i dont even get any new weapons. The deleted scenes portion has new weapon models and player models but thats about it, still no new weapons. This game looks like a blurry low resolution 5 year old game.


Sound: OH SURPRISE! Not a single new sound..! Thats fucking awesome, a game comes out thats been being made for a long ass time by a abunch of different developers doesnt even have any new sounds! FUCK YOU LAZY ASSHOLES. The deleted scenes has new sounds but they are fucking gay and stupid.


Gameplay: NOTHING IS NEW. You run around and shoot stuff in a round based game, except this time OFFLINE! WOW NOW I CAN PLAY WITH SHITTY BOTS. The AI sucks dick, i thought it was going to be really good, but its shit. They sit in fucking corners and camp, and i can walk right up to them all and knife them. They dont even see you. They are like a bunch of fucking n00bs. You just run around and complete stupid objectives. Hey guys, this isnt fucking tony hawks pro dick sucker. The gameplay is the same damn thing except now with stupid objectives.


Story: There is none. In the deleted scenes some terrorists cunts stole some nukes and you go around and kill them back. The AI here sucks too, they just run up to you and shoot you. GOD IT SUCKS


ITS THE SAME DAMN THING! 3/10





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