Vietnam: Ho Chi Minh Trail
Date: Sunday, January 11 @ 15:45:15 EST
Topic: FPS reviews


The title should actually be Vietnam Ho Chi Dick Suck Kill Yourself If You Like This Game. This game is so fucking terrible it makes me cry, for god sakes whatever you do just do not play this dirty ass skank game.

Graphics: This game looks so bad its like someone stabbed me in the fucking eyes with a sharpened penis. My god they are so fucking terrible. Lets start with the weapon models... All low poly, low resolution pieces of shit. They are so fucking blocky and shitty looking it will make u want to kill yourself for even purchasing this game. Then there is the character models who arent actually 3D unless they are fucking 2 feet from you. Thats right, 2 fucking dimensional characters. That just plain shows this game is a fat nasty piece of shit. The enviorment is fucking terrible looking with its blocky ass mountains and flat grass. Theres like 5 tress in the whole damn level and they also look like complete ass. Also the napalm and explosions look like the crappiest sprites on earth.

Sound: Oh please someone shoot me. There is absolutley no music in this game at all making it completly and boring sounding. All the guns sound fine but they still suck ass simply because i dont like this shit game.

Gameplay: Gameplay.... what fucking gameplay? You stand on a piece of shit mound of dirt and shoot everything you can. I know what you are thinking hey that doesnt sound too bad. Well it wouldnt be if i could fucking move around. Thats right you fucking stand on a hill AND CANT GO ANYWHERE. You just stand there and shoot 2d characters. Atleast there is good variety in the piece of shit looking weapons such as the colt, m16, minigun, rocket launcher, mortar and napalm. Either way all enemies take one shot so its fucking boring.

Story: This story is about as enticing as the shit gameplay. There is aboslutly no story in this crap game.

What a big dirty hair floppy penis game... 1/10





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