Chaos Legion
Date: Sunday, November 16 @ 18:07:24 EST
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Its an action game with about as much thought needed as Serious Sam. Basically you run around and slice shit.

Graphics: Finally a non shitty game that uses decent ps 2.0 effects. The only thing i hate is that stupid fucking blur in the background with makes everything look like shit in the distances (like in TR:AOD). Why the hell would anyone want to use that stupid fucking effect. Anyways this game has tons of guys on screen at once and it never slows down. Atleast not for me dont bitch if you have a shit fucking comp. You always seem to be in a ruined, broken down piece of shit area. And it seems to be brown. What the fuck am i trying to play a game that looks like a shit stain on my screen add some other fucking colors. Last all the models look very nice and the skins on them are good too, although if you look at it in the distance it looks like shit because of that stupid fucking effect. No one on fucking earth likes that, get rid of it. Oh yeah and the videos in the game look OK, they could look better, use divx you capcom fucks.

Sound: Theres music and it's all classical and shit which sucks ass because some metal with this game would be wayyy better. Also the sounds for his swing are always the same so it makes me want to kill myself hearing the same ass CHING OVER AND FUCKING OVER MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP. Other than that i guess the rest of the sounds are fine.

Gameplay: You run around and kill tons of things and screens which is actually quite fun. The only problem is IT GETS FUCKING REPETITIVE SEEING THE SAME DAMN ENEMIES MAKE SOME NEW ONES YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNTS. Also you get this stupid things called "legions" which run around with you and slice shit up. And you know capcom, can't make a fucking game that doesnt have some stupid system of gaining experience. So you get this experience it and you use it to level up your legions so they dont suck so much dick. Also you can get new legions by collecting some stupid icon things. The problem is they all suck except for 2. The huge fucking gay that kicks the shit out of anything and the Sword guys. So thats basically it.

Story: No fucking clue.... Has the gameplay of Serious Sam so of course it has the same god damn story. What I can make out is you are some red headed freak with the gayest name ever, Seigl, or something like that, and for some reason you want to kill some anime looking white haired uncreative freak. Hes stealing some symbol things from shit ass ruins and you have to stop him. Thats what i think i dont fucking know because capcom cant fucking give you a straight up story. Instead they have to give you long videos with abunch of shit heads talking like they are in the matrix 3.

Edit: Game fucking sucks shit 2/10





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