Worms 3d
Date: Tuesday, November 04 @ 16:44:22 EST
Topic: Action Game Reviews


A new worms game and one doesnt that lick as much balls as the originals, but it still kind of licks balls.

Graphics: Well i cant really complain here, wait of course I can. The model for the worms is the same on every fucking character which is lame. Couldn't they have added some new skins so they look a little different or maybe give them accessories. Fuck no, those lazy assholes at Team 17 made one model and were done with it. Anyways everything else looks nice, all the enviorments, the first person weapon models, and all the 3rd person models too. SO FUCK ME.

Sound: Music really isnt too bad, its fucking corny as all hell, but it it's not too bad. Although i swear to god team 17 didnt get any new sounds than the ones from the last few shit games. They worms all make the same stupid ass noises, all the explosions sound the same, and all the gay worm speech is all the same. WHAT THE FUCK, could you lazy cunts get up and make or get some new damn sounds?

Gameplay: You are a stupid little penis looking worm, you shoot other worms. AND YOU CANT SET YOUR OWN FUCKING CONTROLS!!11! I swear to god how fucking stupid is that, sure they have abunch of different schemes i can choose from. I DONT FUCKING CARE BECAUSE YOU WONT EVEN LET ME SEE THE FUCKING KEYS IN THE STUPID SCHMEES. So im fucking stuck pressing all the keys on the keyboard to figure out what does what. And dont tell me im missing something, cuz im not you fuckers. So now this game is worms in 3rd person inside of a gay ass side scroller. You can press a button to aim which takes you into the first person then you charge up whatever the hell you are using and shoot someone with it. Its sort of fun, i guess. First level is a gay re-creation of Omaha beach, how gay is that?

Also why is the hell is there so much god damn wind? I shoot a fucking rocket and it goes flying off to the side because of some gay ass wind? What the fuck kind of piece of shit rockets am i using? Atleast they fucking blow up all the landscape so i can get some of those cunts down so my POS rockets actually hit their asses.

Story:There is none, you are a worm and you kill other worms through a campaign. Hurray! Ok thats enough.

Its sort of fun but it can get gay really fast sooo... 4.5/10







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