The Black Mirror
Date: Wednesday, October 22 @ 19:42:26 EDT
Topic: Adventure Game Reviews


Not the red mirror or the white mirror. Thats right its the Black Mirror. You point and click and this game kind of sucks anus!

Graphics: THe pre-rendered background all look nice. When the fuck is someone going to use a real time 3d-background? Anyways the rest of the graphics kind of suck green testicles. The man character looks all fucking blurry like when you watch porn on TV and the rest of the characters are just plain shit. They are even in real-time. The rest of the characters move at like fucking 2 FPS and they have blurry ass skins as well. Honestly what fucking lazy assholes dont put the models in real time? The animations they have are so shitty its like they just ripped off my nipples and glued them to my forehead. So the characters look like dirty shit but the backgrounds are good.

Sound: Voice acting is all nicely done and I guess the music is fine when there is some. Wait what the fuck am i saying the voice acting on your character, and a few others, is complete and total shit. The person you are, Samuel, just so happens to be the biggest sounding pussy cunt smack ever. My god he sounds like such a pussy that sometimes i think there is a pussy walking around on the screen moaning because of his PUSSY MOTHER PUSSY FUCKING PUSSY VOICE. THAT SHIT HEAD FUCING PUSSY. Anyways hes the only one, maybe one or two others.

Gameplay: For the retards of the world this would be the most complicated game you have ever played. Basically all you do is move your mouse and click on the screen. Also you if you move the mouse low enough THE GREAT INVENTORY APPEARS! Right clicking in the GREAT INVENTORY you can get some gay ass queer description Sameul gives you of the item. Samuel, main chracter incase you havent figured it out, looks like the biggests fucking faggot i have ever seen in my life. He looks so fucking gay it hurts my pubic hairs. He has long hair and a fucking gay ass queer gotee that looks SOOO GAY. What a shit faced mother fucker.

Oh yeah and you can look at something or touch and talk to it. NOPE YOU ONLY GET ONE FUCKING THING TO DO! You can click on it OMG WOOWOWO! I CAN CLICK ON A ITEM! NOTHING ELSE! IM GAY!

Story: Some uncle or old fucker dude dies in the castle and you come back for his funeral. Everyone thinks it is suicide but you don't. You go and be the nosy little shit head that deserved a good fist in the teeth. So thats it. Great story eh. Yeah fucking right....

The game is somewhat fun but the shit head character makes you want to barf out your testicles. 5/10







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