Judge Dredd Vs. Death
Date: Tuesday, October 21 @ 16:10:40 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews


Now i know what you are thinking, "Oh great Judge Dredd that fucking piece of shit movie is now a game. Well surprisingly its not TOO bad, it still kind of sucks ass in some aspects.

Graphics: The graphics kind of vary. Such as the enviorments and and weapon models look nice. Then you get to Dredd's ugly asshole and there is his gay asshole piece of shit motorcycle. Omg it looks so terrible its laughable, it is like someone just put some squares on 3dsmax and fucking called it a day. Also you know how gay Dredd is so he obviously has a dildo sticking up his ass when he rides that thing. Thats why you never see the bike when hes not on. The weapon models all look nice though, although some of the skins on the judges are pussy leak mcgee. Judge Dredd looks like his face was fucking charred while he was trying to get high off of gasoline but started someking. I guess everything else is OK.

Sound: Voice acting is kind of dirty anus and some of the things Dredd says are fucking stupid. You will be thinking to yourself "what fucking loser gay cunt asshole would say that?" The music isnt too bad except i swear to god theres part of the music taken from HL's music. If im wrong eat my asshole i dont care. Weapons sound ok and stuff.

Gameplay: Its kind of fun actually you just run around start shooting people then arrest their ass's for being gay. Theres good weapons to use except later in the game the give you the ol 1-2 fuck you and stop giving you good weapons. They just keep giving you the same gay ass stupid shotgun that he pumps slower than a retard who eats poop would. Basically in this game you run around and shoot stuff and then sometimes recuse hostages. I know it sounds kind of gay but its actually kind of fun.

Story: You are Judge Dredd, a judge is some mother fucker who can arrest people and shoot them and stuff. So yeah some idiot douche bag releases these Dark Judges. You play the game and do some stuff then out of the blue you just go and kill the judges. Thats it. Oh and if i spoiled it then fuck you asshole theres nothing to spoil i could have figured out this story from just looking at the box.

The game is fun but has some shit things to it so 7/10







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