Freedom Fighters
Date: Wednesday, October 01 @ 19:51:11 EDT
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Well i sure like fighting for my freedom but not in this shitty game. I think its a console port which should be a good in indication already, its going to suck some dick.

Graphics: They are alright, extremley cartoony. I love best how its not possible to change the resolution or any details, yeah thats great.. So i had to turn on good ol 4xAA to make it look decent. The skins on the people all look shitty and low res and the guy you play looks like a fucking fruit with long hair. Also it might have just been because the game is shitty in the first place but i swear to god there is small holes in the models. Great fucking job modelling dick head!

Sound: It sucks and its too fucking quiet. I turn up the volume all the way in the game and my reciever i turn up to what is normally loud and still this game manages to be so shitty as to sound quiet. What a piece of shit. The sound is fucking gay, the music is shit and the speech is stupid. MOH is extremly loud but not this game! It decides it wants to suck.

Gameplay: Its alright, nothing to special. Wait no it sucks ass. Its repititive and boring. You run around and shoot abunch of guys in this level, which isnt too bad, but in this game it fucking makes sticking my finger in my poopy ass more fun. Then you go capture a building by raising the US Flag. How fucking stupid. The shotgun is fucking useless and all the weapons are so unaccurate. I could hit dick while ducking in some stupid super aim mode bullshit.

Story: Its so realistic, this story is going to blow the shit out of ur ass, into the toilet, and flush itself. Russia takes over the world and makes everything communist. HOLY SHIT THATS TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME. The day Russia could beat America is the day i pee my pants. Russia sucks its cold, poor, and full of russians. Thats the story. You are a plumber turned rebel (badass) and fight to conquer shit back. Fear, ill plumb you to death.

Freedom fighters im pretty sure is some shit console port, its not worth playing 4/10







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