Chrome
Date: Sunday, September 21 @ 16:03:50 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews


This game came out of fucking no where. Has a nice engine though and vehicles woo! Run people over!

Graphics: They are pretty damn good. Huge ass forests can be rendered with nice shiny weapons. Also the characters with metal shiny and all the textures are nice. The only exception is the main character is fucking whiter than all hell. Hes the most pale piece of shit i have ever seen. Also his partner is some hot slut who wears tight leather. So thats on the good side. You know he is making her give him head. I mean who wouldnt? There is tons of detail on everything, and some huge ass enviornments. Were talking like fucking Serious Sam huge. Although the forests fucking slow down the game to hell. Piece of shit.

Sound:The guns sound a little pussy. The music is pretty good. Its all technoey and stuff. The voice acting on the main character could use some work. He sounds fucking like a fucking retard.

Gameplay: Its alright. The guy walks like a fucking rock which is annoying. Also when you are leaning you cant move or fire which is fucking gay. I mean what kind of pussy could lean and fire at the same time. You can drive vehicles which is good, they seem pretty easy to drive and not stiff like fucking pale ass. The gun you start out with a piece of cunt. Its the most unaccurate piece of shit ive ever seen. Even when using the "aim" mode he fucking misses like 200 fucking times even if you are 10 feet away. Also he pumps the shotgun like a little pussy. The gameplay is ok though. Espically when i shot down this fucking chopper. That bitch had no chance.

Story: You go to this planet with your old partner which i may add he is also pale as a british guy. You are trying to get these blueprints for, the wait, get this. THE SUPER FUCKING GAY OCTOLAB! HOLY SHIT RUN ITS THE FUCKIN OCTOLAB! Why would anyone want these shithead blue prints. Why the hell didnt they make fucking copies of it? Smart. Then you go into the base and your friend betrays you. He ambushes you and fucking steals your ship and flys away. That asshole, but you "meat" that hot dyke ass whore and fly away in her ship. Then you become partners. Figure out the rest for yourself.

The game is alright nothing too speical but i like the vehicles so ill give it a. 4/10

Edit: One thing i forgot to add is some of the bases look the same, such as in the first and 3rd mission you go into two bases that are identicle on the outside. How gay is that?

Edit2: Omg the more you play the gayer it fucking gets so i had to edit the score a little. In these 2 missions you have to fucking sneak in a base, except its fucking stupid and fucking impossible.







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