Fthreer (F.E.A.R. 3, but that wouldn't be retarded enough)
Date: Monday, June 27 @ 22:57:04 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews

Completely shit on what was once a unique and fairly groundbreaking series.

What the FUCK were they thinking? If you've played the previous F.E.A.R. games (mainly the first one), you know them by their fantastic AI, very atmospheric environments, and pitched fire fights. Well, not anymore you don't, because the only thing separating this piece of shit from CoD is bullet time. Brown an retardedly fast health regen are the stars of this show.

This entry in to the series even manages to shit on what little story there was, putting you (the point man) along side with Fettel. That's right, the antagonist that you fucking shot in the head is not only alive, but working with you. Now, I couldn't bear to play this dog shit for more than a couple of hours, but the reason he's working with you is to find the MC from the second game (can't remember his name, sorry). I'm not exactly sure WHY they're looking for him, but I do know that Fettel kills him when you find him, so it doesn't even fucking matter.

On to the gameplay: there are guys and you shoot them. If you get hit you take cover for about 3 seconds and you're all better. "BUT BUDUDUBDUBDUBS," you're probably saying, "IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS IT STILL HAS CREEPY MOMENTS AND PLENTY OF ALMA!" Allow me to burst your bubble; I played this game for about 3 hours and saw Alma for about literally about 2 seconds. There is no atmosphere to this game at all; in fact, you fight outside during broad daylight about 80% of the time.

This game has supposedly pretty fun co-op, but if I wanted to play a generic as all shit shooter co-op, I'd probably play Gears of War.


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