Unreal 2: The Awakening
Date: Thursday, August 14 @ 10:49:10 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews


what a great wait we had from the first one. Just because i only played a little bit of the first one doesnt mean shit. Lets see what this game has to offer.

Graphics: Well break my legs and call me shorty, damn it looks good. I could whack to that chick with the big boobs and not even know its fake. Theres nice big large terrains and the fire actually looks good for once in a game. So the graphics are good k.

Gameplay: YAWN OMG. This game is just plain boring. IT isnt anything like the first one. Instead of only fighting scaarj or whatever the fuck they are, you go on different planets and get super duper gay "INDESTRUCTIBLE ARTIFACTS". Seriously who ever the fuck thought of that should be punched in the mouth.The guy in the game walks so fuckin slow it hurts. The game looks nice but it is just plain boring. I found myself fuckin forcing myself to tell myself this game was fun. No its not. Theres nothing new or special. You basically go on a planet and shoot the shit out of everything. Hell im all for shooting stuff but only whens it fun (Such as Serious Sam) YAWN.

Story: Gay gay doesnt even make sense. Your some guy who wants to get in the marines the scaarj come and try to steal some shit so its you to the rescue. YAY! DONT WORRY IT GETS BETTER. THERES AWESOME CUTSCENSE OF THAT FAGGOT FLYING HIS SHIP. THEY ARE SOO COOL. I LOVE SEEING A GUY FLY A SHIP OFF OR TWORDS A PLANET CUZ IM FAG.

Sound: eh it sounds good, except the machine gun or whatever the fuck sounds too pussy.

Replay Value: None what so ever. You dont get any multiplayer at all not even fuckin deathmeatch. Wtf is that? All you get is maybe a 10 11 hour singleplayer game that isnt even that great.

Overall: Its the same fuckin thing as all the games. Its ok but nothing new except for the graphics

So I give it a 5/10







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