Frontlines: Fuel of War
Date: Wednesday, March 05 @ 15:44:57 EST
Topic: FPS reviews


More like Frontlines: Fuel of Gay. This was apparently made by the people who did the Desert Combat mod for Battlefield 1942. Some dumbass thought it would be a good idea to let them make their own game, well guess what, it wasn't. This game fucking sucks and feels like a piece of shit mod. This was 11 gigs of pure gay spermy whale dick that was injected into my computer. Someone should be shot and arrested for making this pile of shit

Graphics So we have our next-gen graphics games such as Crysis, UT3, and Gears of War. Two of these use the Unreal Engine 3.0 and look fucking great. Well, Frontlines also uses the UE3.0 and it looks like fucking playstation 2 game. Prepare yourself to get hit in the face with a baseball bat made of bad textures, lame art design, and boring ass environments. This game has such a lame look to it that I would rather have someone fuck me in the eyes with an icepick. So the environments for every single level are some lame metal facilities and warehouses in the middle of lame boring deserts. So you have deserts and warehouses, way to fucking diversify, really seems different from desert combat. The only thing is it has a slightly futuristic look to it. So the art design in this game is basically just boring rehashed diarrhea that we have all seen a billion times before. For 11 gigs the textures in this game remind me of getting shit in my mouth. They are all crappy looking. The vehicles also have lame designs as well as all the weapons. The art design in this game is just uninspired by anything it really makes you want to vomit my fucking intestines out. The models and everything else are just fucking lame. There is basically absolutely NOTHING special about these graphics, they all just look completely lame because it looks like a playstation 2 game and has the art design of my shit


Sound: Ok, so this is mainly an online game, but I have to comment on the voice acting in the single player. ITS FUCKING PATHETIC. The voice acting in this game makes the Matrix 3 actually look like a fucking masterpiece. The dialog is just boring crap that no one cares about. So then we move on to, what should be the most important part of a FPS, is the weapon, explosion sounds, vehicle sounds, and ambient sounds. Well as for Ambiance... WHERE THE FUCK IS IT. I've heard more ambient sounds while jerking off in an abandoned house, choking myself with a belt. There is like ZERO sounds going on the background. The explosions and gunshots all sound generic repetitive piles of dog shit and have absolutely zero UMPH to them, just utterly lame. In fact the whole sound aspect of this game is puke in my mouth.


Gameplay: OH MY GOD, this combat feels like lame console SHIT. In the singleplayer all the enemies take two billion shots to kill, the guns are inaccurate, and the vehicles control like my dick. I don't even know what that means but I don't give a fuck because it all sucks. In fact, in multiplayer its the same damn way. Everyone takes two billion shots and it makes it so damn lame. It just feels like the worse combat ever. There is a billion vehicles in this game to use which is cool, but they all control the same lame simplistic way. There is absolutely no different feels better the various vehicles. There is also a shitload of weapons which all have the same crap accuracy. You have to go around and capture certain objectives to advance on a map, or whatever other various modes there. Basically, once again, they thought of NOTHING NEW, its the same shit we have already seen with battlefield! Why the fuck would I play this if there was already a game released called Battlefield 2? There is some cool things like controlling the robots to fly and blow up shit, or shoot stuff which can be cool, but thats it. That is the only cool thing in this game which doesn't make you want to eject diarrhea from your mouth. This game is a fucking snore fest.


Story: What? Story? Oh theres none of that. They were too busy making this game 11 gigs of absolutely nothing cool. So they were too busy to make up any sort of story worth nothing.

GAY GAME 2/10





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