So the sequel for Team Fortress (and Team Fortress Classic) comes packaged within the Orange Box AND GOD DAMMIT it kicks your FUCKING FACE IN. FAGGOT! Valve comes out with three fucking kick ass games in a row and tops of it off with Team Fortress 2.
Graphics: So the art-direction in this game is fucking great. The graphics are basically just great in this game and own your face. They use cell-shading with some of the best damn art direction ever. All the characters have this retro 20s look to them mixed in with some of the best damn environments and level designed. 2Fort is completely updated and looks fucking great with much more detail than previous. Well is redesigned while still looking fucking great. Basically all the character design is just top notch each completley redesigned to have this kick ass look to them. The weapons this time are all unique to each class. The minigun looks like a big fucking minigun this time, the rocket launcher, the nade launcher and the flamethrower all look great. The cellshading on the fire makes the particles have that cartoony look that fits the game while still looking great. Not to mention, this game FINALLY has god damn gibs. When I hit a mother fucker with a grenade, I want him to fucking explode into a huge fountain on blood. And damn right thats exactly what happens. Not enough games have gibs now days. I want gore and blood to fill my screen because it makes me horny. I masturbate to when they die. The level design and atmosphere of the game is all great, character design top notch, weapons look great as well.
Sound: The sound of course rocks because Valve seems to know how to have funny dialog and good voice acting. Every character has their own taunts, sayings, and voice to make them all different from each other. Like the Scout says stuff like, "I Rape women for fun BONK!" or the the engy says, "Spy Sapping mah butthole" I dont know if they exacty but its about right. If you argue with me about it means you are gay. The explosions, gun shots, and weapons all sound great. Another high spot is the music. The music when you start the game has about three or four different tracks and they are all top notch 60s spy music type songs. Basically the audio is just all right.
Gameplay: The gameplay in this game is FUCKING GREAT. You get to choose from nine different classes which are the same from team fortress except 10 times more balanced then before. Unfortunatley there is no more grenades which is stupid. I want to throw a grenade in someones ass and watch his head blow off and then I will shit down his neck and cum on his dog. So anyways you can choose from 9 totally balanced classes. You can be the scout, soldier, spy, engineer, demoman, heavy weapons, sniper, pyro, medic. They each have their unique abilities such as a shitload of health and a minigun. Real men use miniguns because it chews apart bodies and it makes me laugh. I want to cum in Gabe Newells fat chunky chin. The medic of course heals, the scout fucking hits people with his bat while running fast BONK! The soldiers are big rocket firing guys as well. The demoman which I decimate anyone at fucking decimates anyone with my nades. There is six kick ass levels which are 2fort, well, dustbowl, hydro, granary, and gravelpit. They all fucking rock and have a great feel to them. Except maybe granary which shoud be renamed fucking too big and boring. The maps vary on how you capture points such as CTF on 2fort, or gaining and losing and in hydro. Well has been changed to having to capturing the 5 map points instead of capture the flag. Oh yeah and another kick ass thing is that the game records all the stats for each of your characters. So the game basically just reaffirms how great I already am.
Anyways Real men use the demoman class because we aren't fucking pussies. I own everyone all the time and then talk shit because they suck. Then the people act like they are better until I'm fucking dominating 10 people on their teams. Anyways the gameplay is top fucking notch on all the levels. Its the funnest multiplayer game to be released this year.
Story: Are you a retard? In case you are because if you visit this site you probably are pretty retarded. There is no story because its a multiplayer game.
The successor to Team Fortress takes a shit on your chest 10/10
