Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
Date: Thursday, August 21 @ 19:45:59 EDT
Topic: Sports Game Reviews


More of the same! For the 4th time!

Graphics: They look ok, better than the previous versions but not much better. In Fact they fucking suck, it looks exactly the same as 3 only with different areas to skate in.

Sound: Sounds exactly the same. The music is fucking boring and shitty now. I hardly even noticed the music in the background. Atleast before it was decent (emphasis on decent).

Gameplay: You fucking skateboard Wtf do you think cocksucker?! Its the same as all the other ones. Except now instead of getting a set of objectives for a level you now have to fucking run into people and talk to them. They give you mostly the same exact fucking gay ass missions quest thingies that you had before. I go to the college proffessor hes was sucking some fat dick. Then that bitch hoe tried to step and be like NOWS I KNOWS U CANT SPEELS SKATE. And then i was was all like YEHS WELL GUESS WHAT YO IM GOING TO SPEEL SKATE THEN GIVE U A BLOWJOB CUZ IM TONY HAWK THE MEGA ULTRA BLOW JOB GIVER IM GAY. So yeah its fucking stupid.

Story: None you just do stupid ass missions for levels then open new parks and get stats and shit. YAWN I DID IT BEFORE.

Replay Value: Some because you can play it online but who the fuck whats to play a shitty testicle game. So blarg

Tony Hawk's Proskater, more like Tony Hawk's Pro DickSuck. Pfft lame 1/10







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