No One Lives Forever 2
Date: Wednesday, August 20 @ 16:37:27 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews


I never played the first one because the first mission was fucking gay. This one is better.

Graphics: They are ok, but not anything great. Who the hell uses the lithtech engine these days? Wtf were they thinking? The lithtech engine is an old piece of shit and Monolith is going to go out of business because they havent made a new engine in 500 fucking years. Idiots didnt plan ahead but thats not my problem they can fucking lick my twat hole for all i care. The point is this game doesnt look that great but its ok.

Sound: Sounds good, speech is all nicley done and there doesnt seem to be anything shitty in this catogorey so i shall move on.

Gameplay: Omg its fun, i can sneak up on someone and fucking burn them to death with a welder even though im supposed to open a lock with it. Then i fucking cut people up with swords or shoot them. I can also shoot them with phosphorus rounds which set them on fire. That is good. You can drive these snowmobiles although its shitacular. They have one speed and when you hit a jump its so fucking terrible. You seem to float over like its scripted (which it probably is). You can also gather information and level up and shit. So the gameplay is fun and i like it and stuff and i have a lot of run-on sentences.

Story: You are a sult ass whore. You sleep with everyone in the game then go home and fuck some more. Your name is Cate Archer a super slut spy who fucks anything (she even does a bird). You are a slut in H.A.R.M.S. way. Harm wants to kill you and theres more too it although i forgot. Yeah ok.

Note: There is co-op which i like because i can play it over the lan. Co-op is fun and stuff.

So i liked this game and it was good so i give it a 9/10







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