The Longest Journey
Date: Tuesday, August 19 @ 20:15:24 EDT
Topic: Adventure Game Reviews


This is an adventure game yes, and it was pretty damn good.

Graphics: Pre-rendered backgrounds as in most adventure games. Yeah they look pretty good, and so do the in-game cut scences. Omg but the slut you are in this game is ugly. I saw her and i wanted to barf, eat my barf and shit it out, eat my shit then barf it out again. Thats how sick looking she is.

Sound: Sounds nice although it can be dual because there is no music. Infact i dont ever notice music in games wtf is wrong with me.

Gameplay: Point and click, if you cant figure it out you're a retard. Yeah so you click on the screen and do shit.

Story: You are a prostitute named April Ryan. They dont come right out and tell you she is a prostitute but i deciphered the game. There is this balance bullshit, and these people want to fuck up the balance. You are a shifter so you can shift to the two worlds and do shit to solve this problem. Wow you saved the day. Theres more to it but im fucking lazy.

Yeah so this game was pretty good and i liked it. Ill give it an 9/10







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