Silkroad Online
Date: Friday, February 24 @ 12:00:15 EST
Topic: RPG Reviews


Oh man another piece of shit but free MMORPG that is most likely from Korea. Why the hell do these guys keep putting this crap out and why the hell is there so many of them?

Graphics: Ok don't let the screenshots fool you, the graphics in this game look like a chicks ass after she just had two fists rammed in it. The only good part is the character models which look nice and have decent enough textures on them. Everything else is a bland, boring, and overall shitty looking. Sure the graphics in the screenshots sort of look like Guild Wars but then when you get in the game you realize you are a fucking moron. Once you leave the somewhat boring and ugly and shitty looking city... you go to a big field with one tree that looks like shit and NOTHING ELSE. Its a big stupid field full of nothing. Just green on the ground which looks like shit because the landscape looks like a retextured version of something on the original Half-Life engine. The enemies have the worst design anyone could ever believe. They range from stupid ass characters such as HAYSTACKS THAT HAVE KNIVES to Weasels. OH lets not forget the stone statues which look like shit and low-res. The whole damn enviornment is just boring and uninspiried. Why couldnt they think of something funner to kill like babies or cows? Not to mention the graphics for attack repeats the same two stupid up and down swings OVER AND OVER. Way to be creative, just like every other MMO it has the constant boring same fucking swings over and over. Why the hell can't anyone just make like 5 different animations? The graphics are a pure pile of bland feces.


Sound: The sound is just plain garbage. The music in the beginning menu is so awesome that i completley forgot what it sounds like. Of course you also get to hear the same god damn sound over and over as you swing your same repetitive animation. The sound is just there... it doesnt stand out as its nothing special. The ambient sounds are barely there. Basically you could turn off your speakers and would barely notice a difference with this crap.


Gameplay: Surpisingly they actually have a unique system of leveling up and combat. Oh wait, no they don't. Its same the fucking pile of shit moves and grinding as any other fucking korean MMO. You level up and put points into STRENGTH OR MAGIC. HOLY SHIT THEY ARE GETTING CRAZY. Then you also can level up certain skills like A SLASH THAT DOES EXTRA DAMAGE. Holy shit way to go guys! You did the same fucking thing that everyone else does! So you can either go with one handed weapons or two handed weapons and master them. Also you can master in ranged weapons. Holy shit! This is making me hard on how creative this is. But here is the kicker. YOU CAN MASTER IN MAGIC such as lightning! or fire! Hell fucking yeah! So then after you make your character out of one of the 5 heads and then choose body size you can go into the game. Then you can do some gay pointless quests that get you no where which just basically end up in you grinding. Theres a total of like ONE QUEST per level. Holy shit move over WoW! They have 1 quest a level! Not to mention the quest is fucking stupid and the translations are horrible. Clearly the people who translated this pile of shit that should have never been brought to the rest of the world either have downs syndrome or they are dyslexic. So then you just go around and grind and hit shit with your sword and then get better shit. You can then proceed to go farther out into the land and hit bigger shit until you are leveling up again. The only unqiue thing this game has at all is the fact that this piece of shit lets you buy disposable horses. Buy a horse and as soon as you get off it dissapears. Thats the biggest fucking retarded system ever. Where the fuck did the horse go and why did it dissapear? The gameplay is basically all grinding and its boring as fuck. Also there is nothing that hasnt been done before a million times in this game.

The Servers are a fucking pile of shit as well and always full. Full of abunch of cunts who just want to sell you items they bought at the vendor for more money then they bought it for. Thats so fucking sad.


Story: The story here is the developers want you to take a fat shit on their chest because they enjoy cleavland steamers.

I rather piss out kidney stones 1/10





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