Rainbow Six 4: Lockdown
Date: Saturday, February 18 @ 15:39:44 EST
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Holy shit they made 4 of these god damn games? Rainbow Six 4 Lockdown. I hope they lockdown the fucking building the developers are in and burn it down. This game is such a "consoleified" piece of shit I can't even being to describe it.

Graphics: The graphics are about the only thing that is actually good in this heap of feces filled garbage. The weapon models are all nice and have details with scratches and shit to make it look like they are used. The character models for your fellow turd-burger soliders is nice and has a fair amount of detail. The maps completley vary in detail. The first map is a bland boring piece of shit garage while the second map actually has some detail in it. However the enemy character models are fucking terrible and so is the god damn bloom in this game. Does any fucking developer even know how to use this. DONT PUT IT EVERYWHERE SO IM FUCKING BLIND WHEREVER I GO. Then you step into a garage and its took fucking dark. Not to mention unlike the HDR in DoD: Source that slowly disspates, the bloom in this game constantly shines on you so everything looks like a washed out piece of shit. Other than that the maps can have some good detail, weapons, and some of the character models. It seems this dog anus game only has good graphics and lots of other games follow this faggot trend like 15 year old kids follow myspace. Tom sucks a huge amount of dick.


Sound: Oh my god WHY? Why does the audio have to be so fucking terrible. The gunshots are the worst sound effects ever. They are so quiet and pussy sounding that i couldn't actually hear them over the snoring i was doing because i fell asleep playing this game. The music is just lame and the voice acting is kind of stupid. "The president has been kidnappaed. THank god you secured the scene." Anyways overall the audio is just plain shit.... the sound effects and just all dull and boring.


Gameplay: This is the worst fucking gameplay ever. They took a somewhat tactical game and made it a stupid consoley piece of shit. First of all the mission set up screen where you set up waypoints and such... its completley gone. Sweet! I love it when they take games that actually took a bit of skill then make them into easy ass garbage. This game is just such fucking garbage im going to vomit all over your grandma then punch her in her old face. Absolutley all the skill required to play this game is taken out and it has become another generic shooter. Hell i was running around spraying bullets and killing guys. You can use the iron sights of the gun which make the guns even more accruate so even less skill is involved. Not to mention the AI in this game is the dumbest pile of shit i have ever seen. The enemies will either stand there like a retard or move to cover and then stand there like an austistic child. The hit detection is also a fucking pile of shit. I killed a guy by shooting him in his knee. HIS KNEE! Its so easy to get headshots and kill everyone because the AI is just so awful. You can command your team to do things such as blow open doors and shit but its pointless because this game is boring. I had more fun running around shooting grendades everywhere including at my own team. OH yeah another gay thing is when you die... you are fucked... not like in the other games were you would take charge of the remaining units. Not to mention the maps last about as long as virgin who just saw a vag for the first time. This game is such a generic piece of crap. Theres aboslutley no fucking point in blowing opening the doors or even being tactical. Hell you can run right up the guys and blow them away because its shit. This game sucks


Story: The story is fucking hideous. There is like a tiny story for each mission and its so dumb. You are a chach mexican named Chavez. The story for the first mission is the president was kidnapped in a bank. How fucking stupid. I remember the last time the president was kidnapped and that was in Bad Dudes. This game just plains.

This game is the reason dirty smelly muslims hate the west 3/10





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