Video Games Suck - Untold Legends Brotherhood of The Blade

Utold Legends Brotherhood of The Blade

Untold Legends Brotherhood of the Blade. I guess no one told the developers how some things in this game suck total lvl. 32 ass!

Graphics: The game looks good for a PSP game. Textures look clean in most places. Some textures look like some guy made them with MS Paint with the mouse stuck up his ass. Besides some textures that resemble a dairy queen induced bowel movement, the game is clean.

Audio: OMFG!!! The audio in this game makes me wish i was that dude in Resivoir Dogs that got his ear shaved off. The music sounds like I took my dick and was slapping it on a Casio keyboard. After about, oh, 7.6 secs of music it was muted. Swords sound ok. Enemies sounds ok and repetive. Enviromental sounds loop to quick god damnit! Like when your in a cave or dungeon there's these torches. Well the sound effect for that is like 2 secs long and loops. Now your saying, "Hey Mad Crapper, it's a fucking torch." Well you know what, play it ass face cause the sound has this annoying poping sound that made my ears explode......3 times.

Gameplay: Almost as repetive as the fucking torch sound. Levels are reandomly generated. WOOT! Yeah well those "random" levels are boring as a documentary on ocean tides on Discovery Channel. The game. After loading for about 1 minute (loading times are about as long as my dick, so that's so long fucking loading times) the game puts you in a dingeon/ cave whatever, with hallways and fucking 90 degree turns. Ok thanks assholes. Oh the world map is fucking useless. Dosn't even look good. At least look pretty fucker! The games difficulty is ok. But EVERY quest involves you going to a certain spot killing something and coming back. Where that spot is I don't know 'cause the map sucks. There's multiplayer but yeah I don't know anyone else with a PSP. My guess is it would have long loading times and fucking NES music.

Last word: It's your typical rush-for-launch title. Has a few strong points but the strong points get raped with no lube by the gay fuck ups. It's worth picking up...as in "picking it up" and leaving from the store.
2/10