Dungeon Siege 2
Date: Sunday, September 04 @ 14:34:37 EDT
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Finally a game that comes out and kicks some huge ass. The sequel to the first game where they took everything that sucked a dick and fixed it up. This game fucking rocks.

Graphics: The graphics are slightly above mediocre. Certain places such as the forests and the dungeons look quite good while the desert and such looks like someone took a shit on my eyes. The character models could have been high poly but for the most part everything looks pretty damn good save for the some of textures which resembled someone wiping their ass on the screen. There is a ton of different models for all the different weapons that you can hold as well as with the armor. This kicks ass because then you dont have stupid shit like sacred where your character looks the same the whole fucking game because the creators are too fucking stupid to think of different looking types of armor. The graphics are pretty good but can ocasinally can have parts where they are turd.


Sound: For the most part the sound is fine with the weird ass sounds for the creatures, and the sounds of people small creatures with large spiked weapons. That all sounds great. The music could have been better as it wasnt really anything special. The part that gets me and im sure everyone else is the shit fucking voice acting that sprayed out of my speakers like diarrhea. What the fuck were they thinking here? They hired autistic children to do the shit voice acting for this game... atleast thats what it sounds like. Other than that everything else is all right.


Gameplay: Here is where the game kicks the most ass. They took the first dungeon siege and then decided HEY what the fuck! lets throw in some diablo.... and then Jesus was born. Nevermind jesus sucks. So now instead of the characters automatically attacking you now have to right click on them which is a fucking million times more enjoyable because the first game was almost automated. So the more shit you kill, your stats go up based on what weapons you are using. Now they added a seperate characters level so that when you level up you get a skill point to spend to power up your characters even more. Also they added duel weilding and these special moves you get where you blow the shit out of everything in front of you such as the mages ice spray... or some other shit. The fucking point is it kicks ass now. Infact it kicks so much ass i cummed on your mothers face and gave her an abe lincoln. Now the game isnt an automated turd.


Story: Some piece of shit of stole a sword and there is a shield and when they hit each other.... everything gets fucked up. The story sucks dick of course... they hired people with down syndrome to write the stories of course. So anyways at the end the shield and sword crash but you put your gay medallion in it because you are some special guy and then the sword breaks and everyone becomes a faggot.

This game kicks ass and your mother does anal 9/10





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