Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil
Date: Saturday, April 09 @ 13:24:36 EDT
Topic: FPS reviews


Ok, an addon for a game i found kick ass and if you disagree well im afraid you are a piece of shit. Now with this addon we get the double barrel shotgun again for some large ass kicking.

Graphics: Everyone should fucking know that the graphics kick ass. Bump mapping all over everything , real time shadows and you have a game that looks like the sex. The only problem was i found too many god damn low res textures. What the hell, who the hell wants to have all this good looking shit and then you get close to it looks like its from quake 2. Theres some new models for enemies which don't really look that different. The double barrel shotgun model though looks like im ready to fucking blow some people away. Also this game they seemed to brighten up the game ALOT in spots. And when i say alot i mean A FUCKING LOT because i hardly used my damn flashlight compared the original game. So, lick my titties. Oh yeah and the model/texutre for the main doctor that helps you out in the game looks like a giant pile of shit... what the hell were they thinking with that piece of shit model.


Sound: They still have the same stupid fucking terrible general rock bullshit for the menu music. Its the worst fucking song i have ever heard... my dog shot itself because it was so horrible. The voice acting isnt bad except that one chick with the red head sounds like a fucking dyke. The double barrel shotgun has a decent umph too it but not enough to where you know that cunt is dead. The rest of the sounds in the game are pretty much from the original.


Gameplay The gameplay is the same as doom 3 only now with two extra weapons for extra ass kicking. Theres one problem, where only half the weapons kick ass. The grappler is not only a rip off from the gravity gun.. its a piece of shit rip off. Its so incredibly fucking terrible that the pope died... you may have heard this on the news. It picks up an object from only a limited amount of time and it doesnt even really launch it that well. Most of the time you will kill yourself with this piece of shit weapon because its a giant hunk of garbage. The double barrel shotgun on the other hand is fucking blowing people away. The rest is the same doom 3 action except with more ass kicking i found but its alot shorter.


Story: Ok im not going to lie the story is complete fucking shit. For absolutley no reason at all they reopen the UAC facility YEAH THATS A FUCKING GREAT IDEA. And, oh shit!, hell broke loose again so now its time for you to KICK ASS. The story is on par with serious sam's.

More doom ass kicking with a kick ass new weapon. 7.5/10





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