Codename Gordon
Date: Sunday, May 23 @ 17:15:03 EDT
Topic: Action Game Reviews


Finally a god damn game to play and even better yet its free. The only problem with that is it is short as hell. The first 2D side scroller in a long ass time.

Graphics: Well they are all 2D and they dont look bad at all. The only thing that pisses me off is you cant change the resolution in the game. Why the hell not? There is somewhat pre-rendered 3d in the game but for the most of its 2d. Which kind of sucks ass because 2D has no depth to it but it doesnt look bad at all. I dont know what the hell else to say here because well. Tits.


Sound: The sound isnt bad at all. The sounds for the weapons are all stolen from hl2. Of course the lazy floppy dildos couldn't create their own, but who gives a fuck because its based off of HL2. It also has its own music to the game which sounds ok except for the fact its gay techno. So the sound isnt bad at all.


Gameplay: Run, jump, and shoot is basically everything you do. There is only 6 levels which blows ass because the game is short as PlasticLSd's cock which is not there to begin with he just have a vagina because hes a flaming pussy. I would rub it. So the game is short. There is only four weapons too which are a crowbar, pistol, submachine gun, and manipulator gun. All the weapons are fine. The gameplay itself is ok, what really pisses me off is you cant fucking use the mouse to jump or anything just aim and shoot. And i cant even save my damn game atleast after every level. Also its not the funnest gameplay around either.


Story: There is no story to this damn game, you run along the screen and kill shit until for finish killing everything. So yeah.

The game is sort of fun yeah ok 7/10





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