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 | |  | Re: Halo 2 vs. Half Life 2 (An example of how not to review) (Score: 1)
by Genocide on Thursday, January 27 @ 15:36:48 EST
Ok here we go... Halo 2 is an ok game...but there are some problems with it. Anyone knows that the first one was awesome, but the second one came out and changed all of the good things about it and made them ass. What dumb microsoft nigger dropped the creator on his fuckin head when they decided to change the main machine gun to a tri-burst pile of dog shit. Not only that, but the pistol, which was the best gun in the game before, now is a fuckin pee shooter and blows fat dick. Hey, there is a light at the end of the tunnel though which is you can zoom in with any weapon. But that is all you can do, you can't even fire. THAT IS SO AWESOME AND WORTHWHILE. As for the graphics, cough, ok the PC can't be beat when it comes to HL2. If you have good parts in the computer then it should look awesome. Halo 2 on the other hand is just semi ok. it can't be changed. I feel that the worst part of Halo2 are the cut scenes. The models start, but then the textures come up a few seconds later while you are watching it. AWESOME. And o man what can i say about the fabled "DUEL WIELD." cough cough GOLDENEYE cough cough. Wow, I just can't believe people still argue about it... so sad. Lastly i have to say that the kick on those stupid ass mini machine guns was about as cool as getting herpes of the eyes. Totally gay. All in all, i have nothing at all against Halo, but Halo 2 ruined it's reputation big time. If Jesus were here, he would nail Bungie to the cross then spit on them.
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