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Re: Half-Life 2 (Score: 0)
by on Sunday, November 21 @ 03:28:54 EST

You've got quite an imagination, my friend!

Anyhow I was self-admittedly more indulged to buy this game than ever after reading that the sheer game play gave you a visectomy.
("an operation where a males spermary organs are denied access to force their load into a female of choice, of course")ex- Your favorite M.I.L.F. :)

In retrospect I applaud your slang review, and I even lowered my language skills to match wits with you, aint that the truth! You and i are much alike.

None of my friends understand the beauty of physics, they say yeah so what you shot the fucker and his raggidy ass corpse plummted three stories to the pavement. Then they forget that the engine aptly placed a nice splatter where the corpse landed. I tell them, "Jesus kids were'nt finger painting down their, thats the blood effects of a well made engine!" Anyhow I too will soon be revelling in half-life 2 heaven!


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